The Criminal Liability of Lisa Nowak

Scott Hedrick wrote:
And then there's Pat...

There should be no need to light the highways there- the glow from the Fire
Women should be sufficient.



The flames of passion.
(the snapping sound of chewing gum fills the air)
"So, you Earth guys want some beer?"
"Do you have any 'light' beer?"
"Sure, I can get you some 'light' beer."
(empties vial of radium into the glass of beer)
"There...that light enough for you, ya wuss? ....what do you want,
Tinkerbell - a Virgin Daiquiri? How about a Bloody Mary?
Lucky you, you're here just in time for our monthly special on Bloody
Marys."
(reaches down to her crotch, grasps protruding string). ;-)

Pat