Dinosaur Discovered with Feathers!

Double-A I'm so old I can remember when mother plucked dinosaur
feathers before putting the chicken in the oven. My mother made the
best chicken,and it was only 6 cents a pound. It was a male chicken
(rooster),and it had a Jock that with the wings made great fricazy.
Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A I'm so old I can remember when mother plucked dinosaur
feathers before putting the chicken in the oven. My mother made the
best chicken,and it was only 6 cents a pound. It was a male chicken
(rooster),and it had a Jock that with the wings made great fricazy.
Bert


Say Bert, I just sold two bottles of wine at Internet auction for
$1,526.00! I bought them twenty years ago for $136.00. How does that
compare with the return on your stocks and bonds and CD's?

Double-A

Double-A You are a winner. I'm a loser. Iwas getting 850 bucks a month
from my CD but no more I could make about $85,000 if I sell the house
that I bought 19 years ago. That is good but I can't sell it,because I
would have to turn the money over to Tandem hospital. Ruth will come
under medicare in a few more month's,and that is good. Old people have
to die broke. so that doctors and politicians can get rich. Bert

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A You are a winner. I'm a loser. Iwas getting 850 bucks a month
from my CD but no more I could make about $85,000 if I sell the house
that I bought 19 years ago. That is good but I can't sell it,because I
would have to turn the money over to Tandem hospital. Ruth will come
under medicare in a few more month's,and that is good. Old people have
to die broke. so that doctors and politicians can get rich. Bert


Bert, I am only a winner for a day. This should keep me out of the
gutter for only a couple more months. But the big picture is that I am
very deeply in debt, and creditors are after me every day. But the
game's not over till the final card is played, Bert. Just remember
that.

That wine was a savings for a rainy day, and the rain has surely come!
Nice to always have an ace in the hole! Assets like that, no one needs
to know about. But I'm sure you've also got a few aces in the hole.
You're a clever guy.

Double-A

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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A You are a winner. I'm a loser. Iwas getting 850 bucks a month
from my CD but no more I could make about $85,000 if I sell the house
that I bought 19 years ago. That is good but I can't sell it,because I
would have to turn the money over to Tandem hospital. Ruth will come
under medicare in a few more month's,and that is good. Old people have
to die broke. so that doctors and politicians can get rich. Bert


Bert, I am only a winner for a day. This should keep me out of the
gutter for only a couple more months. But the big picture is that I am
very deeply in debt, and creditors are after me every day. But the
game's not over till the final card is played, Bert. Just remember
that.

That wine was a savings for a rainy day, and the rain has surely come!
Nice to always have an ace in the hole! Assets like that, no one needs
to know about. But I'm sure you've also got a few aces in the hole.
You're a clever guy.

Double-A

Why don't you use a portion of the proceeds to declare bankruptcy and
"clear-the-slate?

I did, it's no big deal, and sure gets the "Bloodsuckers" off your back.

C.H.J.

honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A You are a winner. I'm a loser. Iwas getting 850 bucks a month
from my CD but no more I could make about $85,000 if I sell the house
that I bought 19 years ago. That is good but I can't sell it,because I
would have to turn the money over to Tandem hospital. Ruth will come
under medicare in a few more month's,and that is good. Old people have
to die broke. so that doctors and politicians can get rich. Bert


Bert, I am only a winner for a day. This should keep me out of the
gutter for only a couple more months. But the big picture is that I am
very deeply in debt, and creditors are after me every day. But the
game's not over till the final card is played, Bert. Just remember
that.

That wine was a savings for a rainy day, and the rain has surely come!
Nice to always have an ace in the hole! Assets like that, no one needs
to know about. But I'm sure you've also got a few aces in the hole.
You're a clever guy.

Double-A

Why don't you use a portion of the proceeds to declare bankruptcy and
"clear-the-slate?

I did, it's no big deal, and sure gets the "Bloodsuckers" off your back.

C.H.J.


That's certainly one option I'm considering, HJ.

Just speak the work "bankruptcy" to a bill collector, and it's like
waving a crucifix in the face of Dracula!

Double-A

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honestjohn wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A You are a winner. I'm a loser. Iwas getting 850 bucks a
month
from my CD but no more I could make about $85,000 if I sell the
house
that I bought 19 years ago. That is good but I can't sell it,because
I
would have to turn the money over to Tandem hospital. Ruth will
come
under medicare in a few more month's,and that is good. Old people
have
to die broke. so that doctors and politicians can get rich. Bert


Bert, I am only a winner for a day. This should keep me out of the
gutter for only a couple more months. But the big picture is that I
am
very deeply in debt, and creditors are after me every day. But the
game's not over till the final card is played, Bert. Just remember
that.

That wine was a savings for a rainy day, and the rain has surely come!
Nice to always have an ace in the hole! Assets like that, no one
needs
to know about. But I'm sure you've also got a few aces in the hole.
You're a clever guy.

Double-A

Why don't you use a portion of the proceeds to declare bankruptcy and
"clear-the-slate?

I did, it's no big deal, and sure gets the "Bloodsuckers" off your back.

C.H.J.


That's certainly one option I'm considering, HJ.

Just speak the work "bankruptcy" to a bill collector, and it's like
waving a crucifix in the face of Dracula!

Double-A

EXACTLY!!!!!

C.H.J.

Double-A and HJ I'm old but no fool. I theorized this spacetime would
come,and did hide away some heavy bucks I have three credit cards.that
have very high limits that I will bring to their limits when the time is
right. Double-A I would have drunk that nice wine. If you
are getting calls from outer state from bill collectors. First make off
like you are hard of hearing. After15 minutes using this ploy,you ask
them their license to do business in your state,and county. You will not
get that answered. Tell them not to call back unless they give you those
lic.numbers, It is like a game of poker,and calling one's bluff,or
bluffing can make you a winner. Bert

"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
...
Double-A and HJ I'm old but no fool. I theorized this spacetime would
come,and did hide away some heavy bucks I have three credit cards.that
have very high limits that I will bring to their limits when the time is
right. Double-A I would have drunk that nice wine. If you
are getting calls from outer state from bill collectors. First make off
like you are hard of hearing. After15 minutes using this ploy,you ask
them their license to do business in your state,and county. You will not
get that answered. Tell them not to call back unless they give you those
lic.numbers, It is like a game of poker,and calling one's bluff,or
bluffing can make you a winner. Bert

I always just change my main phone number and keep it unlisted, and if that
ever fails then just don't answer the "groundline" phone and get a cell
phone and give all the ones you want to call you the cell phone number and
only answer the cell phone. There's always a way to avoid "Bloodsuckers"!

C.H.J.