VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006

wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce writes:

Ah, yes, Tholen once again answers witlessly but, on this one occasion,
truthfully.

Indeed, Bruce.

Why are you addressing Malloy as "Bruce", Bruce? Still suffering from
attribution problems?

Who sez my name is not also Bruce, Tholen? Names, after all, tend to be
quite arbitrary...

Dickless is "illogic".

Who is "Dickless", Bruce?

....except for this one ("Dickless"), which describes you perfectly.

Joe Malloy writes:

Who sez my name is not also Bruce, Tholen? Names, after all, tend to be
quite arbitrary...

What does your question have to do with classical music, Malloy?

....except for this one ("Dickless"), which describes you perfectly.

Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, laced with invective, as
expected from someone who lacks a logical argument.

Who is "Dickless", Bruce?

Charles K. Dickless, amateur writer and very mior essayist. He finished
Charles Dickens's "Mystery of Edwin Drood." However, the public did not
readily accept Dickless's solution that Drood had been eaten by a giant
tennis-playing blancmange and the "ending" was not included in the complete
Dickens canon.

David Gray Porter wrote:
Who is "Dickless", Bruce?

Charles K. Dickless, amateur writer and very mior essayist. He finished
Charles Dickens's "Mystery of Edwin Drood." However, the public did not
readily accept Dickless's solution that Drood had been eaten by a giant
tennis-playing blancmange and the "ending" was not included in the complete
Dickens canon.

He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange!

In article .com,
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
David Gray Porter wrote:
Who is "Dickless", Bruce?

Charles K. Dickless, amateur writer and very mior essayist. He finished
Charles Dickens's "Mystery of Edwin Drood." However, the public did not
readily accept Dickless's solution that Drood had been eaten by a giant
tennis-playing blancmange and the "ending" was not included in the complete
Dickens canon.

He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange!


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