VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006

On 07 Apr 2006 06:44:54 GMT, Rasta Khan opined:

Bob Officer wrote in
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On 07 Apr 2006 01:50:14 GMT, in alt.usenet.kooks, Rasta Khan
wrote:

Bob Officer wrote in
:

From: Bob Officer

Why are you committing domain forgery, Bob Officer?

You are a net-abuser, according to Gary Burnore, Peter J. Ross, and
Sean Monaghan.

Domain Name: INVALID.NET

Administrative Contact:
Bridwell, Katie

I don't see any complaints from her...

Those would be the only ones which would count, However...

Gary, Sean, and Peter have a big problem with domain forgers (if they
aren't AUKers, of course)

if you looked the return address which would be replied to is 100%
invalid.

That doesn't make it any less of a forgery.

Are you sending unsolicited e-mail?

Are you that clueless...

Yes Bob, Khunt truly is that stupid. Any time Rusty does something
that doesn't seem to make any sense, it's because he's a dumb, fat
**** who's too ****ing incompetant to hold down a job in a pizza shop,
so don't waste your time looking for any kind of devious intent behind
his bizarre behaviour.

Do you want to talk about abuse?

No. I'm documenting your net-abuse for KOTM.BIZ!

Ah yes, because that technique has been so /very/ effective for
Richard Scrotumville & his over-priced 'Free Speach' website, eh
Khunt?

You might find it educational to read a few of my posts about him, if
you'd like to know the scale of response you can expect if you keep on
escalating your current tactics. Note carefully that even that
sociopathic idiot - who's infamous for never backing down - took less
than a month to figure out that attacking me was a losing proposition.
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\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
oups.com...
Neill wrote:
Where the f**k is .za, anyway?

Who wants to know, keffir?


Who's asking, **** head?

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:07:46 -0500, Fred Hall
transparently proposed:

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:57:20 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:

On 07 Apr 2006 01:50:14 GMT, Rasta Khan wrote:

Bob Officer wrote in
m:

From: Bob Officer

Why are you committing domain forgery, Bob Officer?

You are a net-abuser, according to Gary Burnore, Peter J. Ross, and Sean
Monaghan.

Domain Name: INVALID.NET

Administrative Contact:
Bridwell, Katie
SNIP
SNIP
SNIP

Record expires on 21-Nov-2006.
Record created on 21-Nov-1999.
Database last updated on 6-Apr-2006 21:54:23 EDT.

Domain servers in listed order:

NS1.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.196.199
NS2.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.197.103

Since when did a net abuser like you get interested?





Let me guess, time for teh pizzatard to froth out another ream of cmsgs?

Looks that way. I'm guessing you'll move up in the standings a bit
this time, seeing as how he's slurping Dishonest John.

So's the unitard.

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Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - Jan, 2006

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:

"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

Please ask your admin to be adding alt.aratzio to your news server
alt.aratzio Usenet asshole Aratzio

Fred Hall wrote in message
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On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 21:23:39 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:

On Thu, 6 Apr 2006 22:05:06 -0500, wrote:


Fred Hall wrote in message
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On 07 Apr 2006 02:24:53 GMT, Rasta Khan wrote:

Lionel wrote in
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On Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:17:55 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
opined:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks

There are RULES?

Come on "boys" - it's obvious that you are the
hemorrhoids [Am.]; haemorrhoids [Br.];
piles of UseNet.

Without your silly cult, "life" would be "a better place".

On the other hand, you give a fine demonstration
what the world can expect from your kind of
"demockRatsy".

For many net-citizens you became the epitome of
the ugly American. The longer you play your bully
games, the more the free world will hate you and
your govt. Thus you are the grave-diggers of the
US-empire, please don't stop!

What makes you think that Kookologists are all Americans,
Bohnehead?

Most are. The original Lionel was a Brit, but this is an obvious
Kiwi
imposter.

Don't waste your time on this fake AUKer, Charles.

Sucking up to Bohnehead. How pathetic. Won't the sn*htards play
with
you any more?

Charles is a nice fellow! Unlike the low slimeball loser that you are!


I'm a slimeball for pointing out your hypocrisy?

Outhouse John ain't too bright.

No ****. As I noted earlier today, that boy ain't right in the head.

Then you must really admire me by "humping" my posts!

You stepped right into that one you dumb-assed *******!

You may admire my ass from a distance, but I don't want your filthy
anal-warted tongue up
it, just keep frenching the asses of Peter J. Ross and Fart Deco!

Fred "Trash" Hall is the biggest loser on the Usenet!

Fred Hall wrote in message
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On Thu, 6 Apr 2006 22:33:26 -0500, wrote:


Fred Hall wrote in message
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On Thu, 6 Apr 2006 22:05:06 -0500, wrote:


Fred Hall wrote in message
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On 07 Apr 2006 02:24:53 GMT, Rasta Khan wrote:

Lionel wrote in
:

On Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:17:55 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
opined:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks

There are RULES?

Come on "boys" - it's obvious that you are the
hemorrhoids [Am.]; haemorrhoids [Br.];
piles of UseNet.

Without your silly cult, "life" would be "a better place".

On the other hand, you give a fine demonstration
what the world can expect from your kind of
"demockRatsy".

For many net-citizens you became the epitome of
the ugly American. The longer you play your bully
games, the more the free world will hate you and
your govt. Thus you are the grave-diggers of the
US-empire, please don't stop!

What makes you think that Kookologists are all Americans,
Bohnehead?

Most are. The original Lionel was a Brit, but this is an obvious
Kiwi
imposter.

Don't waste your time on this fake AUKer, Charles.

Sucking up to Bohnehead. How pathetic. Won't the sn*htards play
with
you any more?

Charles is a nice fellow! Unlike the low slimeball loser that you
are!


I'm a slimeball for pointing out your hypocrisy?

You're a slimeball for sucking Art's ass and not letting the Old Dirty
******* fight his own battles.

What battles would those be, Dishonest John? Do you view Usenet as a
battleground?

You act like his mother, you mother****er!

Proof?

Have you no shame?

Should I be ashamed of laughing at a phony christian hypocrite?

How long have you been completely stupid, from birth?

Been saving that one up, eh?

Did your whore mother have any kids that actually lived?

Oh, that was a scorcher.

Then you must really admire me by "humping" my posts!

You stepped right into that one you dumb-assed *******!

You may admire my ass from a distance, but I don't want your filthy
anal-warted tongue up
it, just keep frenching the asses of Peter J. Ross and Fart Deco!

Fred "Trash" Hall is the biggest loser on the Usenet!

Fred Hall wrote in message
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On Fri, 7 Apr 2006 04:31:56 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote in
:

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:12:14 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:

On Fri, 7 Apr 2006 03:54:30 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
wrote:

Rasta Khan wrote in
news:Xns979DE5F4E975595174826947@ 198.186.190.226:

Lionel wrote in
:

On Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:17:55 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
opined:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks

There are RULES?

Come on "boys" - it's obvious that you are the
hemorrhoids [Am.]; haemorrhoids [Br.];
piles of UseNet.

Without your silly cult, "life" would be "a better place".

On the other hand, you give a fine demonstration
what the world can expect from your kind of
"demockRatsy".

For many net-citizens you became the epitome of
the ugly American. The longer you play your bully
games, the more the free world will hate you and
your govt. Thus you are the grave-diggers of the
US-empire, please don't stop!

What makes you think that Kookologists are all Americans,
Bohnehead?

Most are. The original Lionel was a Brit, but this is an obvious
Kiwi imposter.

Don't waste your time on this fake AUKer, Charles.

Slurping Chuckwheat isn't going to help, dip****.

He's desperate. Not many folks will sympathize with a net-abusing
fat **** like Rusty.

I can name a few examples that do.

Would most of them be certified kooks?

btw, 4 more for me, 1 for Cujo.

Does the booster for alt.****nozzles count?

Why not? Are you not Lord and Supreme Master of the froup?


Thanks for being so ****ing stupid, Rusturd!

You know, a couple of years ago I used to think the fat **** was
intelligent. A kook, but intelligent. I've since changed my mind since I
became a fat ****!

--
True words, fat **** Fred Trash!

Fred Hall wrote:

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:34:51 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:12:14 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:

On Fri, 7 Apr 2006 03:54:30 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet
wrote:

Rasta Khan wrote in news:Xns979DE5F4E975595174826947@
198.186.190.226:

Lionel wrote in
:

On Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:17:55 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
opined:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks

There are RULES?

Come on "boys" - it's obvious that you are the
hemorrhoids [Am.]; haemorrhoids [Br.];
piles of UseNet.

Without your silly cult, "life" would be "a better place".

On the other hand, you give a fine demonstration
what the world can expect from your kind of
"demockRatsy".

For many net-citizens you became the epitome of
the ugly American. The longer you play your bully
games, the more the free world will hate you and
your govt. Thus you are the grave-diggers of the
US-empire, please don't stop!

What makes you think that Kookologists are all Americans, Bohnehead?

Most are. The original Lionel was a Brit, but this is an obvious Kiwi
imposter.

Don't waste your time on this fake AUKer, Charles.

Slurping Chuckwheat isn't going to help, dip****.

He's desperate. Not many folks will sympathize with a net-abusing fat
**** like Rusty.

I can name a few examples that do.

Would most of them be certified kooks?

I believe you are correct, sir.

btw, 4 more for me, 1 for Cujo.

I see, but teh pizzatard will have to wait until tomorrow to get his
positive reinforcement.

It's kind of funny, in a pathetic sort of way, to watch a kook carry
the wood, stack it up around a stake, pour gasoline on the wood, toss
a match, and tie themselves to the stake.

Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

And then repeat the same process again and again.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

Aratzio wrote:

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 22:07:46 -0500, Fred Hall
transparently proposed:

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:57:20 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:

On 07 Apr 2006 01:50:14 GMT, Rasta Khan wrote:

Bob Officer wrote in
om:

From: Bob Officer

Why are you committing domain forgery, Bob Officer?

You are a net-abuser, according to Gary Burnore, Peter J. Ross, and Sean
Monaghan.

Domain Name: INVALID.NET

Administrative Contact:
Bridwell, Katie
SNIP
SNIP
SNIP

Record expires on 21-Nov-2006.
Record created on 21-Nov-1999.
Database last updated on 6-Apr-2006 21:54:23 EDT.

Domain servers in listed order:

NS1.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.196.199
NS2.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.197.103

Since when did a net abuser like you get interested?





Let me guess, time for teh pizzatard to froth out another ream of cmsgs?

Looks that way. I'm guessing you'll move up in the standings a bit
this time, seeing as how he's slurping Dishonest John.

So's the unitard.

I noted that even the unitard was laughing at Outhouse John. How low
is that?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

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Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote in message
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Carl Osterwald did not write this:
Art Deco wrote:
Sean Monaghan wrote:

For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for
Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are)
who
follow
the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based
on
how
they
vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to
vote
in
any
way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against*
almost
the
entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a]

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b]

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c


Very well then, I stand corrected.

What intelligent person really gives a Ratz ass about this
childish
bull****?

Quiet, k0oks.

Thank you, sir. May I have another? - Animal House.

Quiet, ko0k.

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

Quiet, k0ok.

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

No.
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ah

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ah wrote in message
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ah wrote in message
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ah wrote in message
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Art Deco wrote:
Archive: YES

Archie Leach wrote:

wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
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Sean Monaghan wrote:

For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for
Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are)
who
follow
the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based
on
how
they
vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to
vote
in any
way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against*
almost
the
entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c


Very well then, I stand corrected, cockslapped across my
diseased
lips and
white jizz filled moustache!

Did it hurt much?


Further evidence of the oppressed kook-award-winning-minority
being
brutally harassed by "The StAUKer Cabal".

Honest John really knows what a "total loser" I really am!

Fart, you are a loser!

Good man!

Archive: yes

Don't you have a bowel movement you need to attend to?

That was this morning, where were you?

I refuse to respond to this obvious torll.

wtf is a "torll" ? and where have you been hiding?

As punishment for my existence, I must venture-forth into the Wilds--on
occasion--to seek compensatory justification.
--
ah