VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006

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Art Deco wrote:
Archive: YES

Archie Leach wrote:

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Art Deco wrote in message
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Sean Monaghan wrote:

For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for
Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are) who
follow
the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based on
how
they
vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to
vote
in any
way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against* almost
the
entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c


Very well then, I stand corrected, cockslapped across my diseased
lips and
white jizz filled moustache!

Did it hurt much?


Further evidence of the oppressed kook-award-winning-minority being
brutally harassed by "The StAUKer Cabal".

Honest John really knows what a "total loser" I really am!

Fart, you are a loser!

Good man!

Archive: yes

Don't you have a bowel movement you need to attend to?

That was this morning, where were you?

I refuse to respond to this obvious torll.
--
ah

Uni wrote:
ah wrote:
wrote:

ah wrote in message
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Art Deco wrote:

Archive: YES

Archie Leach wrote:


wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
. ..

Sean Monaghan wrote:


For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are) who

follow

the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based on how

they

vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to vote

in any

way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against* almost

the

entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a]

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b]

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c

Very well then, I stand corrected, cockslapped across my diseased

lips and

white jizz filled moustache!

Did it hurt much?


Further evidence of the oppressed kook-award-winning-minority being
brutally harassed by "The StAUKer Cabal".

Honest John really knows what a "total loser" I really am!

Fart, you are a loser!

Good man!

Archive: yes


Don't you have a bowel movement you need to attend to?

What happen to ah Verizon? He get booted, like his little buddy Aratzio?

Don't you have a bowel you need to attend to, wurm?
--
ah

Bob Officer wrote in
:

From: Bob Officer

Why are you committing domain forgery, Bob Officer?

You are a net-abuser, according to Gary Burnore, Peter J. Ross, and Sean
Monaghan.

Domain Name: INVALID.NET

Administrative Contact:
Bridwell, Katie
SNIP
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.

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| ( .---~~--._ _.-~:"" `:;|||!!;;;|||/' ".-~~ `.\
`. ((.;~---._ `-. ,' :"" `:|!!;;;;/' " ; :|.
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: #####| `; `-._ :"""" ||!!;/ "" .' .' ,:||
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Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...

"Decided a couple of years ago. She isn't eligible for any more awards.
However, people whose whole lives seem to be devoted to following her
around might deserve something."

Message-ID:

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Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...

"Barbara Schwarz[tm] is Formosa'ed."

Message-ID:

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Kadaitcha Man on newsgroup-snecking ...

"Snecking by kookologists is an acceptable practice."

Message-ID:

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On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 18:54:09 -0700, Bob Officer
got double secret probation because:

On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:31:39 -0400, in alt.usenet.kooks, ah
wrote:

wrote:
ah wrote in message
...
wrote:
ah wrote in message
...
Art Deco wrote:
Archive: YES

Archie Leach wrote:

wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
...
Sean Monaghan wrote:

For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for
Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are) who
follow
the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based on
how
they
vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to
vote
in any
way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against* almost
the
entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c


Very well then, I stand corrected, cockslapped across my diseased
lips and
white jizz filled moustache!

Did it hurt much?


Further evidence of the oppressed kook-award-winning-minority being
brutally harassed by "The StAUKer Cabal".

Honest John really knows what a "total loser" I really am!

Fart, you are a loser!

Good man!

Archive: yes

Don't you have a bowel movement you need to attend to?

That was this morning, where were you?

I refuse to respond to this obvious torll.

However it seems you did respond in some manner...

No, not ah.

--

alt.hackers.malicious - ****** Stomping Award - 2005

alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - Jan, 2006

alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

alt.flame - Worst Flame War - 2005

Please ask your admin to be adding alt.aratzio to your news server
alt.aratzio Usenet asshole Aratzio

David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id:
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."

ah wrote in message
...
wrote:
ah wrote in message
...
wrote:
ah wrote in message
...
Art Deco wrote:
Archive: YES

Archie Leach wrote:

wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
...
Sean Monaghan wrote:

For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for
Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are)
who
follow
the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based
on
how
they
vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to
vote
in any
way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against*
almost
the
entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b]
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c


Very well then, I stand corrected, cockslapped across my
diseased
lips and
white jizz filled moustache!

Did it hurt much?


Further evidence of the oppressed kook-award-winning-minority
being
brutally harassed by "The StAUKer Cabal".

Honest John really knows what a "total loser" I really am!

Fart, you are a loser!

Good man!

Archive: yes

Don't you have a bowel movement you need to attend to?

That was this morning, where were you?

I refuse to respond to this obvious torll.

wtf is a "torll" ? and where have you been hiding?

Lionel wrote in
:

On Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:17:55 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
opined:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks

There are RULES?

Come on "boys" - it's obvious that you are the
hemorrhoids [Am.]; haemorrhoids [Br.];
piles of UseNet.

Without your silly cult, "life" would be "a better place".

On the other hand, you give a fine demonstration
what the world can expect from your kind of
"demockRatsy".

For many net-citizens you became the epitome of
the ugly American. The longer you play your bully
games, the more the free world will hate you and
your govt. Thus you are the grave-diggers of the
US-empire, please don't stop!

What makes you think that Kookologists are all Americans, Bohnehead?

Most are. The original Lionel was a Brit, but this is an obvious Kiwi
imposter.

Don't waste your time on this fake AUKer, Charles.

--
http://www.kotm.biz

RASTA KHAN - The Supreme OverLord of alt.config and alt.kookologist.*


Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.

_
,;;;
.;;||:.
:;;|||::
,;;;;;||::.
,;;;;;||||||:.
,;;;;|||||||||||.
,;;;||!!!!!!!|||||.
,;;;;|!!!!!!!!!|||||
;;;;!!!!!!!!!!!!|||||
|;;;;;/~\!!!,'~\!!||||
:;;;;;| |!!| |!!|||
:;;;;;;-._;!!`._/!!!!|`.
|;;;;;;|||!!;;;!!||!!|||
____ |;;;;;|||!!;;;|||!!||,'
,- _ _`, |;;;|||!!!;;|||!!||/ ~-.__
/'/~; ; ; ) _--`;;;|||!!!;;|||!!,' "" __.--.\
| ( .---~~--._ _.-~:"" `:;|||!!;;;|||/' ".-~~ `.\
`. ((.;~---._ `-. ,' :"" `:|!!;;;;/' " ; :|.
: ((;##### `-. :,' :"""" |!!;;;/ "" .' __ ;||
: #####| `; `-._ :"""" ||!!;/ "" .' .' ,:||
| ### | `. `-._:""""" `!!!: " : ';||
| ### . `-. `-._____.----'~~~`'`. '|"|
| ### : `. ; .'"||
| ### ; `._ _____ _ .'"|||
| __ \ | |
| |__) | __ _ ___ | |_ __ _
| _ / / _` |/ __|| __| / _` |
| | \ \ | (_| |\__ \| |_ | (_| |
|_| \_\ \__,_||___/ \__| \__,_|


_ __ _
| |/ /| |
| ' / | |__ __ _ _ __
| | '_ \ / _` || '_ \
| . \ | | | || (_| || | | |
|_|\_\|_| |_| \__,_||_| |_|


--------------------------------------------------------------

Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...

"Decided a couple of years ago. She isn't eligible for any more awards.
However, people whose whole lives seem to be devoted to following her
around might deserve something."

Message-ID:

--------------------------------------------------------------

Peter J. Ross on Barbara Schwarz ...

"Barbara Schwarz[tm] is Formosa'ed."

Message-ID:

--------------------------------------------------------------

Kadaitcha Man on newsgroup-snecking ...

"Snecking by kookologists is an acceptable practice."

Message-ID:

--------------------------------------------------------------

Fred Hall wrote:

On 07 Apr 2006 01:50:14 GMT, Rasta Khan wrote:

Bob Officer wrote in
m:

From: Bob Officer

Why are you committing domain forgery, Bob Officer?

You are a net-abuser, according to Gary Burnore, Peter J. Ross, and Sean
Monaghan.

Domain Name: INVALID.NET

Administrative Contact:
Bridwell, Katie
SNIP
SNIP
SNIP

Record expires on 21-Nov-2006.
Record created on 21-Nov-1999.
Database last updated on 6-Apr-2006 21:54:23 EDT.

Domain servers in listed order:

NS1.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.196.199
NS2.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.197.103

Since when did a net abuser like you get interested?





Let me guess, time for teh pizzatard to froth out another ream of cmsgs?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"An applied ripple action implies time and momentum
reciprocal dependent directed surface tension not
instantaneous field wide reaction."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

wrote:

ah wrote in message
...

wrote:

ah wrote in message
...

wrote:

ah wrote in message
...

Art Deco wrote:

Archive: YES

Archie Leach wrote:


wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
. 1...

Sean Monaghan wrote:


For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for

Clueless

Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are)

who

follow

the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based

on

how

they

vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to

vote

in any

way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against*

almost

the

entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a]

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b]

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c

Very well then, I stand corrected, cockslapped across my

diseased

lips and

white jizz filled moustache!

Did it hurt much?


Further evidence of the oppressed kook-award-winning-minority

being

brutally harassed by "The StAUKer Cabal".

Honest John really knows what a "total loser" I really am!

Fart, you are a loser!

Good man!

Archive: yes

Don't you have a bowel movement you need to attend to?

That was this morning, where were you?

I refuse to respond to this obvious torll.


wtf is a "torll" ? and where have you been hiding?

Hahahaha.

":^) ©

"torll" - what a ah numbskull.

":^) ©

Uni

Fred Hall wrote in message
...
On 07 Apr 2006 02:24:53 GMT, Rasta Khan wrote:

Lionel wrote in
:

On Fri, 07 Apr 2006 04:17:55 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
opined:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks

There are RULES?

Come on "boys" - it's obvious that you are the
hemorrhoids [Am.]; haemorrhoids [Br.];
piles of UseNet.

Without your silly cult, "life" would be "a better place".

On the other hand, you give a fine demonstration
what the world can expect from your kind of
"demockRatsy".

For many net-citizens you became the epitome of
the ugly American. The longer you play your bully
games, the more the free world will hate you and
your govt. Thus you are the grave-diggers of the
US-empire, please don't stop!

What makes you think that Kookologists are all Americans, Bohnehead?

Most are. The original Lionel was a Brit, but this is an obvious Kiwi
imposter.

Don't waste your time on this fake AUKer, Charles.

Sucking up to Bohnehead. How pathetic. Won't the sn*htards play with
you any more?

Charles is a nice fellow! Unlike the low slimeball loser that you are!

Fred Hall wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 06 Apr 2006 20:57:20 -0600, Art Deco
wrote:

Fred Hall wrote:

On 07 Apr 2006 01:50:14 GMT, Rasta Khan wrote:

Bob Officer wrote in
:

From: Bob Officer

Why are you committing domain forgery, Bob Officer?

You are a net-abuser, according to Gary Burnore, Peter J. Ross, and
Sean
Monaghan.

Domain Name: INVALID.NET

Administrative Contact:
Bridwell, Katie
SNIP
SNIP
SNIP

Record expires on 21-Nov-2006.
Record created on 21-Nov-1999.
Database last updated on 6-Apr-2006 21:54:23 EDT.

Domain servers in listed order:

NS1.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.196.199
NS2.HOSTSAVE.COM 207.150.197.103

Since when did a net abuser like you get interested?





Let me guess, time for teh pizzatard to froth out another ream of cmsgs?

Looks that way. I'm guessing you'll move up in the standings a bit
this time, seeing as how he's slurping Dishonest John.

Then you must really admire me by "humping" my posts!

You stepped right into that one you dumb-assed *******!

You may admire my ass from a distance, but I don't want your filthy
anal-warted tongue up
it, just keep frenching the asses of Peter J. Ross and Fart Deco!

Fred "Trash" Hall is the biggest loser on the Usenet!