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April 1st 06, 03:39 PM
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
- Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon NO BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes NO KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon Viking of soc.men neither of the above abstain NEITHER CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. Telsacoils2006 Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Kantica22 Viking of soc.men none of the above abstain NONE COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Marc Wigle Pamela K Russell Rasta Khan Tom Bishop none of the above abstain Tom Bishop LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK Rasta Khan Scott Bradbury, alias Herr Doktor Tavische none of the above abstain NONE GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Google Groups Honest John neither of the above abstain NEITHER JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Duane Arnold KMAN of ott.general Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius none of the above abstain KMAN BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Chuck Lysaght Professeur Von TwoSteps neither of the above abstain NEITHER PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) alt.flame Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain alt.flame TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) nightbat of alt.astronomy NO VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Alexa Cameron NO GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Marc Wigle NO GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Viking of soc.men neither of the above abstain NEITHER SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Professeur Von TwoSteps Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain NEITHER BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn" neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon NO GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Duane Arnold Leroy Knevil neither of the above abstain NEITHER BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Honest John John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog neither of the above abstain John Ennis ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store neither of the above abstain NEITHER BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio none of the above abstain NONE OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one, or abstain) Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid" abstain ABSTAIN MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one, or abstain) Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm) abstain Soc.Men PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Kadaitcha Man Michael Cook neither of the above abstain NEITHER HAMMER OF THOR (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gary L Burnore & DataBasix NO - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk 
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#2
April 1st 06, 05:28 PM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
Double-A wrote:
- Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. Hmmmmmm. See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html Hmmmmmm. BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon NO Any clues about Ray Gordon? BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes NO Any clues about Bunt? NEITHER NONE Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!" COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Marc Wigle Pamela K Russell Rasta Khan Tom Bishop none of the above abstain Tom Bishop I don't recall Tommiiee posting his clit link to alt.astronomy. NONE NEITHER The kooks he now voted against include: Ray Gordon Guy Fawkes Qolon Vjiqueen Telsacoils Kantica22 Marc Wigle sPammy Rast^H^H^H^H pizzaboi Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK Herr Doktor Tavische Outhouse John the false Christian hypocrite and clockbrain JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Duane Arnold KMAN of ott.general Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius none of the above abstain KMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now this is clueless, unless he just picked one randomly to vote against Sir Painius the Pathetic. NEITHER PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) alt.flame Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain alt.flame I'm sure you read lots of snuh. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) nightbat of alt.astronomy NO Translation: "must vote against my Captain!" VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Alexa Cameron NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So, you believe her claim that radiation causes all cancer? GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Marc Wigle NO No clues here. GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Viking of soc.men neither of the above abstain NEITHER Or here. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop See above. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Professeur Von TwoSteps Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain NEITHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn" neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop See above. NO NEITHER BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Honest John John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog neither of the above abstain John Ennis Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a racist!" ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store neither of the above abstain NEITHER Any clues about who babaloonie or scumvile are? BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio none of the above abstain NONE Translation: "must vote against Dr. David Tholen and Rasta Khan the brave kookologist spanker!" OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one, or abstain) Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid" abstain ABSTAIN Wow, a brief glimmer of clue. MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one, or abstain) Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm) abstain Soc.Men Oooooops! PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Kadaitcha Man Michael Cook neither of the above abstain NEITHER "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!" HAMMER OF THOR (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gary L Burnore & DataBasix NO "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Seconds? -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official Agent of Deception Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 "Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum." -- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
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#3
April 1st 06, 05:50 PM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
Art Deco wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: - Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. Hmmmmmm. See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html Hmmmmmm. BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon NO Any clues about Ray Gordon? BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes NO Any clues about Bunt? NEITHER NONE Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!" COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Marc Wigle Pamela K Russell Rasta Khan Tom Bishop none of the above abstain Tom Bishop I don't recall Tommiiee posting his clit link to alt.astronomy. NONE NEITHER The kooks he now voted against include: Ray Gordon Guy Fawkes Qolon Vjiqueen Telsacoils Kantica22 Marc Wigle sPammy Rast^H^H^H^H pizzaboi Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK Herr Doktor Tavische Outhouse John the false Christian hypocrite and clockbrain JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Duane Arnold KMAN of ott.general Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius none of the above abstain KMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now this is clueless, unless he just picked one randomly to vote against Sir Painius the Pathetic. NEITHER PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) alt.flame Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain alt.flame I'm sure you read lots of snuh. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) nightbat of alt.astronomy NO Translation: "must vote against my Captain!" VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Alexa Cameron NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So, you believe her claim that radiation causes all cancer? GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Marc Wigle NO No clues here. GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Viking of soc.men neither of the above abstain NEITHER Or here. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop See above. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Professeur Von TwoSteps Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain NEITHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn" neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop See above. NO NEITHER BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Honest John John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog neither of the above abstain John Ennis Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a racist!" ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store neither of the above abstain NEITHER Any clues about who babaloonie or scumvile are? BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio none of the above abstain NONE Translation: "must vote against Dr. David Tholen and Rasta Khan the brave kookologist spanker!" OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one, or abstain) Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid" abstain ABSTAIN Wow, a brief glimmer of clue. MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one, or abstain) Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm) abstain Soc.Men Oooooops! PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Kadaitcha Man Michael Cook neither of the above abstain NEITHER "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!" HAMMER OF THOR (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gary L Burnore & DataBasix NO "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Obsession with Double-A noted!
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#4
April 1st 06, 06:20 PM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
BaronLurk wrote in message news  On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 10:50:02 -0600, wrote: Art Deco wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: sneck BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Honest John John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog neither of the above abstain John Ennis Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a racist!" sneck For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Obsession with Double-A noted! Making room for that Foam Duck on your mantle, are you? BL Being a mindless Rat, noted! Only homo frat boi types like Fart Deco cares about the meaningless awards! Get a grip on reality! HJ
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#5
April 1st 06, 06:25 PM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
Double-A wrote:
Art Deco wrote: [snip] For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Seconds? -- Anyone considering seconding this nomination should take heed, if I am nominated for an award merely on the grounds of the way I voted, then a precedent will be set that will mean all of you will have to be concerned in the future that should you not vote close enough to the AUK party line, that you yourselves might be nominated for an award! Double-A Please explain exactly what is the "AUK party line", CNotM nominee. Nice acceptance speech, BTW. -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official Agent of Deception Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 "Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum." -- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
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#6
April 1st 06, 06:26 PM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
BaronLurk wrote:
On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 10:50:02 -0600, wrote: Art Deco wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: sneck BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Honest John John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog neither of the above abstain John Ennis Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a racist!" sneck For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Obsession with Double-A noted! Making room for that Foam Duck on your mantle, are you? BL clockbrain likely didn't understand your question. -- Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official Agent of Deception Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005 "Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum." -- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
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#7
April 1st 06, 06:34 PM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
Art Deco wrote in message ... BaronLurk wrote: On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 10:50:02 -0600, wrote: Art Deco wrote in message ... Double-A wrote: sneck BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Honest John John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog neither of the above abstain John Ennis Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a racist!" sneck For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Obsession with Double-A noted! Making room for that Foam Duck on your mantle, are you? BL clockbrain likely didn't understand your question. Who beat you in the stats this month, loser?
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#8
April 1st 06, 06:35 PM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
BaronLurk wrote in message ... On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco wrote: Double-A wrote: sneck fine pile o'evidence For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Seconds? Seconded!!!!1!! BL That's a good mindless Rat, now go to Fart for a big slurp! HJ
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#9
April 2nd 06, 02:48 AM
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
pedo creep Gary gLitter Burnore wrote:
On 1 Apr 2006 06:39:17 -0800, "Double-A" wrote: HAMMER OF THOR (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gary L Burnore & DataBasix NO Two whole No's! Weee! You deserve them, pedo creep. BTW, wouldn't double-aa be Four A? Don't be stupid, pedo creep. Double-Anus isn't a quadruped. snip Ooops! That's all there was!
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#10
April 2nd 06, 02:54 AM
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CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006
On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote: - Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. Hmmmmmm. See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html Hmmmmmm. BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon NO Any clues about Ray Gordon? BOBO AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes NO Any clues about Bunt? NEITHER NONE Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!" COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Marc Wigle Pamela K Russell Rasta Khan Tom Bishop none of the above abstain Tom Bishop I don't recall Tommiiee posting his clit link to alt.astronomy. NONE NEITHER The kooks he now voted against include: Ray Gordon Guy Fawkes Qolon Vjiqueen Telsacoils Kantica22 Marc Wigle sPammy Rast^H^H^H^H pizzaboi Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK Herr Doktor Tavische Outhouse John the false Christian hypocrite and clockbrain JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Duane Arnold KMAN of ott.general Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius none of the above abstain KMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now this is clueless, unless he just picked one randomly to vote against Sir Painius the Pathetic. NEITHER PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) alt.flame Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain alt.flame I'm sure you read lots of snuh. TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) nightbat of alt.astronomy NO Translation: "must vote against my Captain!" VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Alexa Cameron NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA So, you believe her claim that radiation causes all cancer? GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Marc Wigle NO No clues here. GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Viking of soc.men neither of the above abstain NEITHER Or here. SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop See above. TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Professeur Von TwoSteps Rasta Khan neither of the above abstain NEITHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn" neither of the above abstain Tom Bishop See above. NO NEITHER BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Honest John John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog neither of the above abstain John Ennis Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a racist!" ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store neither of the above abstain NEITHER Any clues about who babaloonie or scumvile are? BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio none of the above abstain NONE Translation: "must vote against Dr. David Tholen and Rasta Khan the brave kookologist spanker!" OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one, or abstain) Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid" abstain ABSTAIN Wow, a brief glimmer of clue. MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one, or abstain) Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm) abstain Soc.Men Oooooops! PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Kadaitcha Man Michael Cook neither of the above abstain NEITHER "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!" HAMMER OF THOR (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Gary L Burnore & DataBasix NO "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless Newbie of the Month. Seconds? This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are) who follow the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based on how they vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to vote in any way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against* almost the entire ballot[1a] [1b]. [1a] http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a [1b] http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c -- Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk
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