Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 14 Oct 2005.

On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:03:35 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:12:35 +0100, Phillip Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:24:25 +0100, Phillip Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

Stop talking about penises.

I misspelt BONG!


Bloody lies.

Better put a plaster on him and sit him upright then.

Sick!

Er I was talking about a person not a penis!

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?
Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:03:35 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:12:35 +0100, Phillip Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:24:25 +0100, Phillip Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

Stop talking about penises.

I misspelt BONG!


Bloody lies.

Better put a plaster on him and sit him upright then.

Sick!

Er I was talking about a person not a penis!

Roit.
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ah

On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:07:31 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:03:35 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:12:35 +0100, Phillip Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

Bloody lies.

Better put a plaster on him and sit him upright then.

Sick!

Er I was talking about a person not a penis!

Roit.

Silly american, learn english.

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Researchers have recently unearthed the text of the first transcontinental telegraph message. Reportedly, it reads
ENLARGE YOUR MALE MEMBER STOP GUARANTEED RESULTS STOP ...

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:07:31 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:03:35 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:12:35 +0100, Phillip Kyle wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

Bloody lies.

Better put a plaster on him and sit him upright then.

Sick!

Er I was talking about a person not a penis!

Roit.

Silly american, learn english.

Oh, I am.

I am . . . .
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ah

On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 00:56:45 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:07:31 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:03:35 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:

Sick!

Er I was talking about a person not a penis!

Roit.

Silly american, learn english.

Oh, I am.

I am . . . .

Both?

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Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:07:31 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:03:35 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:12:35 +0100, Phillip Kyle
wrote:

"Peter Hucker" verbally sodomised in
news

Bloody lies.

Better put a plaster on him and sit him upright then.

Sick!

Er I was talking about a person not a penis!

Roit.

Silly american, learn english.

Silly english, learn welch.

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Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

On Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:23:53 +0100, Art Deco wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:

On Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:07:31 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:03:35 +0100, ah wrote:

Peter Hucker wrote:

Sick!

Er I was talking about a person not a penis!

Roit.

Silly american, learn english.

Silly english, learn welch.

Arraff! Heddlu!

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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Art Deco, , whose name means "was caught rummaging
through the dirty underwear and clothes in the washing baskets of friends
while they were out of the house; can out-suck a vacuum cleaner", puffed:

Silly english, learn welch.

Rhai iaith dim ci beth dysgu er. Dyfed fideo adfer, a cay phobl mwyaf
bwysigrwydd, fethu. Deng ewyrth, hoyw c cachu pobl pigyn crai prif ee. Hwyr
brwnt, iau mi trwy label yw'r. Ferf gyfle dan eu gynt canolfannau is
dylanwad atal, i.

Nhi'n gofid oes i o'r, lleol fo, dymunol ceg, plant. Nifer eang nath da ast,
waith da ffrydio, mewn. Sail chwilio teg dr swm phrofiad fi ceisir dim
hynny. Deng sawl lan. gwau oma bwyslais tu ellir tir sydd. Gaiff ddechrau'r
peri hi paid dosrannu'n dylid.

Trefn darllen hen yw oddi deillio, e felly â'u fo. Eneth gyrraedd cyfle bu,
ond, swyddfa, c nghyfanswm.

Fred Tehbot l-fisting
wrote:

Art Deco, , whose name means "was caught rummaging
through the dirty underwear and clothes in the washing baskets of friends
while they were out of the house; can out-suck a vacuum cleaner", puffed:

Silly english, learn welch.

Rhai iaith dim ci beth dysgu er. Dyfed fideo adfer, a cay phobl mwyaf
bwysigrwydd, fethu. Deng ewyrth, hoyw c cachu pobl pigyn crai prif ee. Hwyr
brwnt, iau mi trwy label yw'r. Ferf gyfle dan eu gynt canolfannau is
dylanwad atal, i.

Nhi'n gofid oes i o'r, lleol fo, dymunol ceg, plant. Nifer eang nath da ast,
waith da ffrydio, mewn. Sail chwilio teg dr swm phrofiad fi ceisir dim
hynny. Deng sawl lan. gwau oma bwyslais tu ellir tir sydd. Gaiff ddechrau'r
peri hi paid dosrannu'n dylid.

Trefn darllen hen yw oddi deillio, e felly â'u fo. Eneth gyrraedd cyfle bu,
ond, swyddfa, c nghyfanswm.

See, even Fred can do it.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Art Deco, , the bobtailed, irrational hog sucker, and
employee who assembles sausage skins, enunciated:
Fred Tehbot l-fisting
wrote:

Art Deco, , whose name means "was caught
rummaging through the dirty underwear and clothes in the washing
baskets of friends while they were out of the house; can out-suck a
vacuum cleaner", puffed:

Silly english, learn welch.

Rhai iaith dim ci beth dysgu er. Dyfed fideo adfer, a cay phobl mwyaf
bwysigrwydd, fethu. Deng ewyrth, hoyw c cachu pobl pigyn crai prif
ee. Hwyr brwnt, iau mi trwy label yw'r. Ferf gyfle dan eu gynt
canolfannau is dylanwad atal, i.

Nhi'n gofid oes i o'r, lleol fo, dymunol ceg, plant. Nifer eang nath
da ast, waith da ffrydio, mewn. Sail chwilio teg dr swm phrofiad fi
ceisir dim hynny. Deng sawl lan. gwau oma bwyslais tu ellir tir
sydd. Gaiff ddechrau'r peri hi paid dosrannu'n dylid.

Trefn darllen hen yw oddi deillio, e felly â'u fo. Eneth gyrraedd
cyfle bu, ond, swyddfa, c nghyfanswm.

See, even Fred can do it.

Fred seems to be saying something about groups of dogs and bitches being fed
liver, plus something about the resulting dog ****. Intertran translates it
as meaning:

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cay people most importance, fail. Ten ewyrth, alert dog **** people thorn
new prime ee. Evening foul, liver through label is group. Verb opportunity
we are being them formerly centers below influence stop I. Nhi'n one
remembered is there I he group local he may be, desirable mouth ,children.
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experience I one seeks anything that. Ten who bank. weave oma emphasis side
one is being able land who is. He has begin group cause she he ceases
separate heartburn one should. Order read old is from proceed, he therefore
he goes u he may be. Girl reach opportunity he was except office dogs total.

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