NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700
"Double-A" wrote:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Seconded.



Double-A



Thanks, Ray.

Double-A

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

Double-A

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, "Double-A"
transparently proposed:


PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
grabs pumps and tangos

ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Would that include PJR?


Duly nominated and seconded.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

You heard teh kook!


Double-A - em - see -oh

Could ya fix my transmission?


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Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:38:08 +0100, PJR
transparently proposed:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)

Okay, since I saw this coming...

SECONDED.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Ray Vingnutte, , the three-quarter, tumble-down
farm animal, and prompter in the theater, scoffed:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:28:11 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed,
tumourous camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard,
and employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month
for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we
here believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one
clueless coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen
here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go yelling
and bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no object so you
must have dropped into conversational style and are therefore
referring to yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that
a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

Ok, how about

How about you answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a royal we
or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality syndrome in
check?

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servant responsible for ironing the daily newspaper, dribbled:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless
responses, their ability to be annoying while thinking they are
being cool, and their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I
hereby NOMINATE the alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of
Clueless Newbies of the Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks

*ding*

And obnoxious others.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

Double-A

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PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.


Why should I include you? You haven't been a pest to alt.astronomy.


Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED.


Yes, well it's your game.


Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.


I am aware that many on the list have won merit awards. I actually
thought of giving you a short list with only the more obscure Coffee
Boys, but I figured you would reject the nomination anyway, so might
just as well list all the prominent ones, get their names out there for
the record, and let the chips fall where they may.


Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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Have you no sense of double jeopardy? The "saucerheads" have already
been recently nominated for that award, and exonerated by the voters.

Double-A

Aratzio wrote:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:38:08 +0100, PJR
transparently proposed:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco

*ding* #1 on da lits again!

Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)

Okay, since I saw this coming...

SECONDED.

And thirded, with a tip o' the ninety gallon sombrer0.

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Warhol wrote:

"Double-A" a écrit dans le message de news:
.com...
NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A


Seconded...

Hahahahahahahahah, a second from their own little pet jihadist.

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