NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

Double-A

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:38:08 +0100, PJR
transparently proposed:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)

Okay, since I saw this coming...

SECONDED.

--

Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005

Hammer of Thor - July, 2005

Aratzio wrote:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:38:08 +0100, PJR
transparently proposed:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco

*ding* #1 on da lits again!

Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)

Okay, since I saw this coming...

SECONDED.

And thirded, with a tip o' the ninety gallon sombrer0.

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both male and female genitalia."

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with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

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Art Deco wrote:
Aratzio wrote:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:38:08 +0100, PJR
transparently proposed:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco

*ding* #1 on da lits again!


You earned it, Art.


Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
Aratzio wrote:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 21:38:08 +0100, PJR
transparently proposed:

On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco

*ding* #1 on da lits again!


You earned it, Art.

A tip o' the ninety gallon sombrero, saucerhead.


Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.



--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.


Why should I include you? You haven't been a pest to alt.astronomy.


Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED.


Yes, well it's your game.


Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.


I am aware that many on the list have won merit awards. I actually
thought of giving you a short list with only the more obscure Coffee
Boys, but I figured you would reject the nomination anyway, so might
just as well list all the prominent ones, get their names out there for
the record, and let the chips fall where they may.


Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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Have you no sense of double jeopardy? The "saucerheads" have already
been recently nominated for that award, and exonerated by the voters.

Double-A

On 9 Oct 2005 15:50:32 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.

PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Why should I include you? You haven't been a pest to alt.astronomy.

Note to self: MUST TRY HARDER.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED.

Yes, well it's your game.

I have twelve years of tradition to maintain. Part of that tradition
requires loud laughter when kooks make revenge nominations.

Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

I am aware that many on the list have won merit awards. I actually
thought of giving you a short list with only the more obscure Coffee
Boys,

Ping Bruce, ah, Dave and KM! Apparently you're *obscure*.

but I figured you would reject the nomination anyway,

This is a disturbingly close approach to cluefulness for a saucerhead.
Have you been eating fish recently?

so might
just as well list all the prominent ones, get their names out there for
the record, and let the chips fall where they may.

This is no excuse for omitting me from your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

Have you no sense of double jeopardy? The "saucerheads" have already
been recently nominated for that award, and exonerated by the voters.

I see that the cluefulness was only temporary.

PJR :-)
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PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 12:59:04 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

PJR wrote:
On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/


PJR,

The alt.astronomy Coffee Boy Corps are

Art Deco
Michael Baldwin Bruce
Aratzio
ah
dave hillstrom
Dr. Flonkenstein
Kadaitcha Man including socks
And obnoxious others.

Why am I not on this Lits O' Haet, saucerhead? And don't say I'm
included in "obnoxious others" - it just isn't good enough.

Duly nominated and seconded.

Duly DENIED and REFUSED. Wielders of the Hammer of Thor aren't known
for their cluelessness, and you've succeeded in including three of
them on your LITS.

Vote Wrangler, do your duty!

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?

Yo, PJR !

What is the longest, cascaded 'Circle Jerk' that AUK'ers have achieved
so far ?

... Anyone keeping 'lits' on this ?


RL

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PJR wrote:
[snip]

OK. For practically falling over each other to second this kooky
attempt at a nomination, and also for their long-standing shared
role-playing fantasy of being officers on Starship Darla, I hereby
nominate the saucerheads of alt.astronomy for the Ministry of Circle
Jerks. Any seconds?


PJR :-)
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The Top Six alt.astromomy Saucerhead Circle Jerkers for October

Posts Poster
1072 (Art Deco)
296 (Warhol)
241 (Aratzio)
214 (Bruce)
150 (dave hillstrom)
145 (ah)


Statistics don't lie!

Double-A