NOMINATION: alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for Clueless Newbie Award

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless, tailing
ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up nocturnal animals in
disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the
month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a royal we or
isn't your medication holding your multiple personality syndrome in check?

show how really
clueless you are, you're not paying attention are you?.

You won't even get nominated for an alt.astronomy science team award
for the clueless newbie yet alone hope to win one.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless, tailing
ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up nocturnal animals in
disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE
myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month for the
month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about
something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a royal
we or
isn't your medication holding your multiple personality syndrome in
check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

At the moment you may qualify for nomination for the 'Brightest under 20
IQ' award. Best I'm I can do for you I'm afraid.



show how really
clueless you are, you're not paying attention are you?.

You won't even get nominated for an alt.astronomy science team award
for the clueless newbie yet alone hope to win one.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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the
guilty.

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Raving Loonie, , the whitewashed, hairy fruitcake,

Learn to read attributions, pig**** for brains.


Eh ?

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Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:
Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:

http://download.shortarmguy.com/molson.wmv

He can't, Bruce. He's a Canuck. Hails from Nova Scotia. No wonder he
has pig**** for brains.

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed, tumourous
camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard, and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month
for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go yelling and
bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no object so you must have
dropped into conversational style and are therefore referring to yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

may qualify for nomination for the 'Brightest under
20 IQ' award. Best I'm I can do for you I'm afraid.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
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parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
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purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
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smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt,
MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to
peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult
your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet;
must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer
valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia;
allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse,
self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation,
broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered
serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from
nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to
aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken
glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or
dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If
something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions
apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the
guilty.

Raving Loonie, , the three-sided, sludge-encrusted
frat house, and dyed and coloured calico maker, chided:

Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Raving Loonie, , the whitewashed, hairy
fruitcake,

Learn to read attributions, pig**** for brains.


Eh ?

Ex cattle.

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time only; th' post is void whaur prohibited, taxed, ur otherwise
restricted; th' post is provided "as is" withit onie warranties
expressed ur implied; user assumes foo liabilities; not liable fur
damages due tae use ur misuse; an equal opportunity abuse employer;
nae sheen, nae shirt; quantities ur limited while supplies last; if
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tae an authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; reid at yer ain
risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text main contain material
some readers may fin' objectionable, parental guidance is advised; nae
suitable fur children; nae suitable fur adults; nae fur human
consumption; keep awa' frae sunlecht, pets an' wee children; limit
one-per-family; nae bunsens down; nae purchase necessary; tae approved
purchasers only; facsimiles ur acceptable in sooth australia; ye need
nae be present tae reid thes post; some assembly required; batteries
nae included; action figures sauld separately; nae preservati'es
added; tools nae included; safety goggles main be required durin'
use; sealed fur yer protection, dinnae use if th' safety seal is
broken; caa afair ye dig; fur external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation ur swellin' develaps, discontinue use; use only wi' proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures an' stair in a stoat, dry
place; keep away frae open flames, naked flames an' auld flames;
avoid inhalin' fumes; avoid contact wi' mucoos membranes; dinnae
puncture, incinerate, ur store above 60 degrees centigrade; dinnae
place near flammable ur magnetic soorce; smokin' th' post main be
hazardoos tae yer health; th' best safeguard, second only tae
abstinence, is th' use ay a guid laugh; text used oan th' post is
made frae 100% recycled electrons an' magnetic particles; nae animals
were used tae test th' hilarity ay thes post other than synapse
syndrome; nae salt, msg, artificial coloor ur flavoor added; main
contain traces ay replies tae peanuts; if ingested, dinnae induce
vomitin', if symptoms persist, consult yoor humoorologist; post is
ribbed fur yer pleasure; slippery when wet; moost be 18 tae read;
possible penalties fur early withdrawal; post offer valid only in
participatin' newsgroops; slightly higher in sooth australia; allaw
fower tae a scuttle weeks fur delivery; damage frae hurricane,
lightnin', tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, fluid,
orgasm, misuse, self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage frae
improper installation, broken antenna, marred cabinit, incorrect line
voltage, missin' ur altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations,
electromagnetic radiation frae nuclear blasts ur other acts ay god
arenae covered; incidents owin' tae aeroplane crash, ship sinkin',
motur vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, fallin' rocks, mud
slides, forest fire, flyin' projectiles or droppin' th' item ur also
excluded; other restrictions main apply. if somethin' offends ye,
lighten up, gie a life, an' move oan. aw conditions apply. nae
available in aw stores. facts hae bin changed tae protect th' guilty.

--
Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or
my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything;
all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that
you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may
not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications
without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other
copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either
deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without
notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to
actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no
substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where
prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is"
without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities;
not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse
employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if
defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an
authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk;
parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers
may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for
children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from
sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no
purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable
in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no
preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required
during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is
broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness,
irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper
ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep
away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes;
avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store
above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source;
smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second
only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is
made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were
used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt,
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On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:28:11 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed, tumourous
camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard,
and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month
for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we
here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go yelling
and
bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no object so you must
have
dropped into conversational style and are therefore referring to
yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

Ok, how about the 'Brightest under 20 IQ' award, at this time that is
the only award you will have any chance of winning.

You couldn't even be classed as clueless at this stage.



may qualify for nomination for the 'Brightest under
20 IQ' award. Best I'm I can do for you I'm afraid.

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Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S, September 2005.

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Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:28:11 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed, tumourous
camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine, stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure retard,
and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool, and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the Month
for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and we
here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go yelling
and
bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no object so you must
have
dropped into conversational style and are therefore referring to
yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple personality
syndrome in check?

Ok, how about the 'Brightest under 20 IQ' award, at this time that is
the only award you will have any chance of winning.

You couldn't even be classed as clueless at this stage.


I think that Kadaitcha is bucking for the 'Lucid-free' award, Ray. The
wrangle factor is getting to him.

RL


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your Jack Jones risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text may
contain material sum readers may find objectionable, parental guidance
is advised; not suitable for children; not suitable for adults; not for
'uman consumption; keep away from sunlight, pets and small children;
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restrictions may apply. if somethin' offends ya, lighten up, get a
Porridge Knife, and move on. aw conditions apply. not available in aw
stores. Brass Tacks 'ave been changed ter protect the guilty.

On 9 Oct 2005 05:55:17 -0700
"Raving Loonie" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:28:11 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed,
tumourous
camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up
nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine,
stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure
retard,
and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool,
and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the
Month
for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his
arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and
we
here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one
clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your
multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that
a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality
syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to
get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go
yelling
and
bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no object so you
must
have
dropped into conversational style and are therefore referring to
yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is
that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality
syndrome in check?

Ok, how about the 'Brightest under 20 IQ' award, at this time that
is
the only award you will have any chance of winning.

You couldn't even be classed as clueless at this stage.


I think that Kadaitcha is bucking for the 'Lucid-free' award, Ray. The
wrangle factor is getting to him.

Well he doesn't even know what the thread is about, so there is
absolutely no chance of him winning the clueless newbie award.

I thought I was being generous but I'm wondering if the under 20 IQ
award is going to be too difficult for him to even stand a chance in
that category.



RL


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is
distribution copyrighted ter the extent that you may distribute the
Beans on Toast and aw its associated parts freely but ya may not make
a
profit from it or include the Beans on Toast in commercial
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ovver copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not
noted, either deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts 're
subject ter Pope in Rome on the range wifaht notice; posts 're
slightly
enlarged ter sha detail; any resemblance ter actual persons, livin' or
brahn bread, is unintentional and purely coincidental; hand Bob Squash
only, tumble dry on la 'eat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle;
do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; nah
substitutions allowed; for a limited nickle and dime only; the Beans
on
Toast is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the
Beans on Toast is provided "as is" withaht any warranties expressed or
implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due ter
use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse employer; nah Rhythm and
Blues, nah shirt; quantities 're limited while supplies last; if
defects 're discovered, do not attempt ter fix them yourself but
return
ter an authorised Beans on Toast service centre; caveat emptor; read
at
your Jack Jones risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text may
contain material sum readers may find objectionable, parental guidance
is advised; not suitable for children; not suitable for adults; not
for
'uman consumption; keep away from sunlight, pets and small children;
limit one-per-family; nah Bread and Honey down; nah purchase
necessary;
ter approved purchasers only; facsimiles 're acceptable in saarf
australia; ya need not be present ter read this post; sum assembly
required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; nah
preservatives added; Crahn Jewels not included; safety goggles may be
required durin' use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the
safety seal is broken; call before ya dig; for external use only; if a
rash, redness, irritation or swellin' develops, discontinue use; use
only wif proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a
Harry Kewell, dry place; keep away from open flames, naked flames and
old flames; avoid inhalin' fumes; avoid contact wif mucous membranes;
do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 60 degrees centigrade; do
not Drum near flammable or magnetic source; smokin' the Beans on Toast
may be 'azardous ter your 'ealth; the Mae West safeguard, second only
ter abstinence, is the use of a Robin Hood laugh; text used on the
Beans on Toast is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic
particles; nah animals were used ter test the 'ilarity of this Beans
on
Toast ovver than synapse syndrome; nah salt, msg, 'rtificial colour or
flavour added; may contain traces of replies ter peanuts; if ingested,
do not induce vomitin', if symptoms persist, consult your
'umourologist; Beans on Toast is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery
chicken pen wet; must be 18 ter read; possible penalties for Liz
Hurley
withdrawal; Beans on Toast offer valid only in participatin'
newsgroups; slightly 'igher in saarf australia; alla knock at the
Dorothy Lamour ter Tom mix weeks for delivery; damage from 'urricane,
lightnin', tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood,
orgasm, misuse, self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from
improper installation, broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line
voltage, missin' or altered serial Cucumbers, sonic boom vibrations,
electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts or ovver acts of god
aint
covered; incidents owin' ter aeroplane Sausage and Mash, 'appeny dip
sinkin', Rosy Lee, Bo-le Of Glue and a bloa-ter moat-er accidents,
leaky roof, broken glass, fallin' rocks, mud slides, forest Jeremiah,
flyin' projectiles or droppin' the item 're also excluded; ovver
restrictions may apply. if somethin' offends ya, lighten up, get a
Porridge Knife, and move on. aw conditions apply. not available in aw
stores. Brass Tacks 'ave been changed ter protect the guilty.

On 9 Oct 2005 04:29:09 -0700, Double-A wrote in
alt.usenet.kooks:

NOMINATION:

For their perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, their lack of
direction and purposefulness, their bad jokes and humorless responses,
their ability to be annoying while thinking they are being cool, and
their random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby NOMINATE the
alt.astronomy Coffee Boys for the award of Clueless Newbies of the
Month for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Please post a LITS of the Coffee Boys' names, so this nomination can
be properly evaluated.


PJR :-)
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