More Troubling Planetary News

nightbat wrote

Ray Vingnutte wrote:

On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 11:03:06 -0500
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

Hi nightbat I'm laughing because for the first time my wife called
me a
genius. She always called me a crazy lazy fool. She called me crazy
when
I told her Katrina was going to wipe out New Orleans many days ago.
She told me not to post that crazy prediction since Katrina was
still in
the Atlantic. Well you know me nightbat I never hold back any of my
ideas. Now this begs the question was I just plain
lucky?(uncertainty) The answer is 85% yes(luck) and 15% using
probability. I knew if Katrina could get into the Gulf New Orleans
would
have its luck run out. It has been so lucky in the past 45 years
that I
figured its luck was due to go belly up Might just throw this in.
Record broken yesterday for Orlando most 90 plus days in a row.
Getting back to New Orleans Good they are leaving for higher ground.
Not
many safe havens there to sit out Katrina. Myself I check into the
strongest looking hotel,with a king size bed to hid under with my
portable radio,and 6 D battery flash light. Still predicting 150mph
winds an a #5 with 22 inches of rain over 19 hours. Katrina
might set a record for the slowest moving hurricane. I have some
other
predictions on this witch of the wind but enough is enough.for today
Bert

nightbat

Good morning Officer Bert and no one can predict as profound
Earth science Team Officers and this one affirms it. We stood the test
of time now all eyes are upon us. Yes, New Orleans is about to get
wiped
out, oh the humanity. We informed them to get out while Katrina was
still far out to sea and now the end is near. It is now a catastrophic
category 5+ and about to come on shore. Winds are now 175 miles an
hour
which are terrifying no mercy witch level. New Orleans was such a
beautiful city I visited it many years ago and was so impressed. The
old
French quarter the horse and buggy rides, the market, so lovely so
beautiful now potentially all to be under water. How many would stick
their necks out and put their scientific reputations on line like we
do
time after time? Yes, tell your wife your are an Earth Science Team
Officer which sets us apart from all the rest. The coffee boys may
have
trolled us but whose trolling now? At 175+ winds and rising immense
tide
waters heaven help all who didn't take us seriously. Don't forget to
order your Science Star Team Officer shirt to tell the world you are a
very rare unique science fellow. I'll make a special allowance and let
your brave cute wife have an honorary one too because she likes the
Captain nightbat so much.

carry on,
the nightbat

Ray
Evacuating New Orleans

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4192218.stm

nightbat

Thanks for your report Officer Ray during this very trying time
for us as Killer Katrina gets ready to hit the Gulf Coast, oh the
humanity. Many of the poor or tourists that couldn't get out of the city
of New Orleans have been taken to the Superdome stadium named for the
team New Orleans Saints and let's hope they look after them tonight and
tomorrow when the worst hits. It is the worst direct hit hurricane
scenario imaginable being that the city is below sea level. Officer Bert
was instrumental early on indicating the possible path of Katrina
affirming our Science Team proficiency time after time. Emergency
personal are predicting casualties in the thousands and extensive
property damage as the brunt of the storm makes its way inland. We can
only hope due to our early net Officer warnings and orderly mass
evacuations that any of the casualties will be absolutely minimized.
Thanks again

carry on,
the nightbat