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Old September 17th 04, 07:31 AM
Art McNutt
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Chandra P. Das wrote:

Art McNutt wrote:



Chandra P. Das wrote:

Art wrote:


Jonathan wrote:

And there abouts...

Hurricane Ivan is going to bring hell on earth tomorrow. Say a
prayer or two for them.

Jonathan

s



Yes, prayer works.


Has it ever crosssed your Christian fundamentalist minds that it's
your omnipotent God who's brought about the hurricanes that have
been ripping apart peoples' lives down south? Of course not, god
only gets credit for helping you out when good things happen. Why
don't you blame 9/11 on God's negligence, McNutt? And if you think
that God knows all and best then why not shut the **** up and
accept it as a part of your Eternal Servitude package?

You mindless little god-lovers provide the most hilarious freakshow
on the planet.

256,000 people died today. Ivan made very little impact on that fact.
The events of September 11th 2001 made very little impact on those
numbers. In my religion, /everyone/ dies. The only sadness found in
that fact is: not everyone /lives/.



This has got to be a forgery! There's no way McNutt the gun-slinging,
bomb-flinging cowboy could make a post completely free of laughable
nonsense.



I'm still the same. It's your perceptions that keep changing.

---
Art

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Old September 17th 04, 03:52 PM
Dennis M. Hammes
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Barbara's Cat wrote:

In article ,
Dennis M. Hammes said:

Art wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

And there abouts...

Hurricane Ivan is going to bring hell on earth tomorrow.
Say a prayer or two for them.

Jonathan

s

Yes, prayer works. But then, so does TAKING THE NEXT FUKIN' TRAIN OUTTA
TOWN. "Run, you fools, run! Run for the high ground! Run as far inland
as the jingle in your pocket will take you!"

That way we only have to pray for their stuff.


And the /place/ for their stuff. (If you don't have a place for
your stuff, your stuff is just ****.)


It's all about the stuff, ain't it?

--
Cm~


Well, the deaths at Galveston and Pass Christian (e.g.) were
noteworthy for a day, but the living need /stuff/, yes.
So, we photograph the stuff, and we pick up the stuff, and clean
off the stuff, and rearrange the stuff, and give disaster relief to
replace the stuff, and build another roof over the stuff, so we can
get on with writing our stuff about our stuff.
The dead just get a small hole in the ground.
But I never heard any of 'em complain about it.
Or that they were hit with a hurricane instead of a truck, napalm,
virus, or the last page on the calendar.
--
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~/)_|
The most essential gift for a good writer is
a built-in, shock-proof, **** detector. -- Hemingway
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Old September 17th 04, 03:54 PM
Dennis M. Hammes
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Jonathan wrote:

"Chandra P. Das" wrote in message
news:Evp2d.1525$Ez5.1505@trndny02...
Art wrote:

Jonathan wrote:

And there abouts...

Hurricane Ivan is going to bring hell on earth tomorrow.
Say a prayer or two for them.

Jonathan

s


Yes, prayer works.


Has it ever crosssed your Christian fundamentalist minds that it's your
omnipotent God who's brought about the hurricanes that have been ripping
apart peoples' lives down south? Of course not, god only gets credit for
helping you out when good things happen. Why don't you blame 9/11 on
God's negligence, McNutt? And if you think that God knows all and best
then why not shut the **** up and accept it as a part of your Eternal
Servitude package?


Prayer does work, it's a scientific fact. It's called the placebo effect
ya big dummy!


Side effects are the same as for sugar pills, and may include nausea
and drowsiness.


You mindless little god-lovers provide the most hilarious freakshow on
the planet.


And you fail to recognize the established ...fact..that
' the whole is greater then the sum of its parts'.

Such emergent properties, whether found in market
systems or natural selection, produce phenomena not
explainable in part terms. Collective intelligence for
example, such properties are beyond quantification
yet are tangible. In fact, these 'surreal' properties are
now accepted as the primary driving forces for creation.

Of us, our thoughts and the universe.

You only see 'God' as laughable because your
concept of god is poorly though out.

Jonathan

s




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Old September 17th 04, 03:58 PM
Dennis M. Hammes
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Art McNutt wrote:

Chandra P. Das wrote:

Art wrote:


Jonathan wrote:

And there abouts...

Hurricane Ivan is going to bring hell on earth tomorrow. Say a
prayer or two for them.

Jonathan

s



Yes, prayer works.



Has it ever crosssed your Christian fundamentalist minds that it's
your omnipotent God who's brought about the hurricanes that have
been ripping apart peoples' lives down south? Of course not, god
only gets credit for helping you out when good things happen. Why
don't you blame 9/11 on God's negligence, McNutt? And if you think
that God knows all and best then why not shut the **** up and
accept it as a part of your Eternal Servitude package?

You mindless little god-lovers provide the most hilarious freakshow
on the planet.

256,000 people died today. Ivan made very little impact on that fact.
The events of September 11th 2001 made very little impact on those
numbers. In my religion, /everyone/ dies. The only sadness found in that
fact is: not everyone /lives/.

---
Art


Life is similar to chemical reactions found in rotting manure, and
may include nausea, vomiting, and stomach cramps.

Is there life on Chandra?
Wait; that's no question.
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~/)_|
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a built-in, shock-proof, **** detector. -- Hemingway
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Old September 17th 04, 03:58 PM
Dennis M. Hammes
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Art McNutt wrote:

Chandra P. Das wrote:

Art McNutt wrote:



Chandra P. Das wrote:

Art wrote:


Jonathan wrote:

And there abouts...

Hurricane Ivan is going to bring hell on earth tomorrow. Say a
prayer or two for them.

Jonathan

s



Yes, prayer works.


Has it ever crosssed your Christian fundamentalist minds that it's
your omnipotent God who's brought about the hurricanes that have
been ripping apart peoples' lives down south? Of course not, god
only gets credit for helping you out when good things happen. Why
don't you blame 9/11 on God's negligence, McNutt? And if you think
that God knows all and best then why not shut the **** up and
accept it as a part of your Eternal Servitude package?

You mindless little god-lovers provide the most hilarious freakshow
on the planet.

256,000 people died today. Ivan made very little impact on that fact.
The events of September 11th 2001 made very little impact on those
numbers. In my religion, /everyone/ dies. The only sadness found in
that fact is: not everyone /lives/.



This has got to be a forgery! There's no way McNutt the gun-slinging,
bomb-flinging cowboy could make a post completely free of laughable
nonsense.


I'm still the same. It's your perceptions that keep changing.

---
Art


That's because he has flies in his eyes.
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~/)_|
The most essential gift for a good writer is
a built-in, shock-proof, **** detector. -- Hemingway
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Old September 18th 04, 11:44 AM
Russell B Waters
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"Jonathan" wrote in message
...

And there abouts...

Hurricane Ivan is going to bring hell on earth tomorrow.
Say a prayer or two for them.

Jonathan

s







I'm an ordained minister who loves the cock (and the gay porn) if I prayed
for 'em they'd all be screwed.
I'm just gonna go blow some homeless guy and hope for the best.
Now, where did I put that sterno?




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