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Old July 26th 04, 02:23 PM
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Old July 26th 04, 06:59 PM
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Kooks are known by their tactics of disruption in newsgroups.

SOme of these tactics could be listed sothe informed reader can tell the
difference between kooks and sensible people.

1. Kooks never fail to insult peoples integrity
2. Kooks never talk about topic of the post other than to insult it
3. Kooks behave as though they possessed obssessive compulsive disorders
and consistently hound the same people over and over again
4. Kooks are usually always guilty of the same insults they foster
5. Kooks disrupt all newsgroups with utter garbage replies
6. Kooks behave as if everyone 'agrees' with them and their behavior
7. Kooks behave as if the 'newsgroups' belong to them only
8. Kooks absolutely demonstrate no respect for alternate opinions
9. Kooks are a fact of usenet unfortunately
10. Kooks usually alwasy resort to doing extensive searches on
individuals posting habits, and in many cases will point out an
individuals posts from other newsgroups
11. Kooks rarely if ever say anything of interest to the topic of the
newsgroup, and rarely post a new thread themselves for fear of being
subjected to person bashing by their kook friends
12. Kooks expect their harassment to be 'understood' by those being harassed
13. Kooks consistently whine about those they obssessively attack
14. Kooks think they are never wrong in their behavior so no amount of
reason is possible
15. Kooks always place demands for one thing or another on those they attack
16. Kooks believe themselves to be brilliant even though they never post
any new topics which would show their supposed brilliance
17. Kooks are generally ignorant of new developments and thus show
consistent annoyance over anything new
18. Kooks always make reference to other people whom they believe are
kooks like those they attack
19. Kooks are blinded by their own obnoxious behavior
20. Kooks always eventually make analogies to show how dumb posters are
21. Kooks always claim that those they attack aren't interested in real
discussion
22. Kooks accuse others of being guilty of what they are blatantly guilty of
23. Kooks never discuss anything politely
24. Kooks frequently request that usenet readers killfile individuals
they attack
25. Kooks accuse individuals of being 'conspiracy nuts' eventually
26. Kooks believe everyone thinks they are funny

In essence the kook phenomena on usenet led to the creation of moderated
newsgroups in order to shut these immature and excessively compulsive
mental sufferers down completely so as to prevent them from disrupting
serious people from enjoying the internet discussion forum


etc, etc, etc,

Jochen wrote:

?????

Jochen


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Old July 26th 04, 07:45 PM
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On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:23:47 +0100, Jochen
wrote:
?????
Jochen

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Wally A. just posted an interesting URL which might help you define
"Kook".
QUOTE:
The way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
CLOSE QUOTES.
One way is to count the quantity and consider the quality of the posts
a person makes within a few hours time.
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Old July 26th 04, 08:22 PM
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On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 17:59:51 GMT, Mad
, a kook, banged randomly on his
keyboard whilst mastrubating furiously wrote:

Kooks are known by their tactics of disruption in newsgroups.

SOme of these tactics could be listed sothe informed reader can tell the
difference between kooks and sensible people.


snip of a kook making up his own definitions

making up your own definitions is also a sign of kookdom

http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm


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Old July 26th 04, 08:52 PM
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On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 21:47:56 +0200, "Dr. Flonkenstein"
, wrote:

Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 26 Jul 2004 21:12:20 +0200, Charles D.
Bohne posted:

On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:23:47 +0100, Jochen wrote:

?????

Jochen


Besides from that fine list "Mad Scientist" has posted already , and to
which I agree the fullest, you can watch them at their meeting- places
like alt.usenet.kooks.
HTH.
C.


Hello, Double winner of "Coward of the Month" and "K00k of the month"
awards.

Don't you have some Alexa slurping to do?

http://tinyurl.com/5td5s



Yes Bohner! It is time for more pathetic attempts to get yourself
laid, soon to be followed by Alexa's incoherent, rambling rejections
of you.

All hail Betchel mood altering Tequila!

Peter Peenemunde




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Old July 27th 04, 01:02 AM
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Thats easy anyone who believes that Dr. Raith had an alien in his garage
"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
message news
Being tired of lurking, on Mon, 26 Jul 2004 21:12:20 +0200, Charles D.
Bohne posted:

On Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:23:47 +0100, Jochen wrote:

?????

Jochen


Besides from that fine list "Mad Scientist" has posted already , and to
which I agree the fullest, you can watch them at their meeting- places
like alt.usenet.kooks.
HTH.
C.


Hello, Double winner of "Coward of the Month" and "K00k of the month"
awards.

Don't you have some Alexa slurping to do?

http://tinyurl.com/5td5s


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