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Old December 17th 03, 04:22 PM
VTrade
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The Hubble Telescope is being controlled by the United States. This was built with 96 % International funding and the US will not let anyone else directly input coordinates unless they approve. some coordinates are misrepresented in terms of when they are applied in order to avoid certain patterns. More on this Web Site.
http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html
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Old December 17th 03, 06:19 PM
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In message , VTrade
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The Hubble Telescope is being controlled by the United States. This
was built with 96 % International funding and the US will not let anyone
else directly input coordinates unless they approve. some coordinates
are misrepresented in terms of when they are applied in order to avoid
certain patterns. More on this Web Site.
http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html

Plonk
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Rabbit arithmetic - 1 plus 1 equals 10
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Old December 17th 03, 06:40 PM
Greg Neill
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Oh joy, another clueless conspiracy theory peddler.

Time to oil the hinges on the kill file trap door.


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Old December 17th 03, 06:42 PM
Rick
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"Jonathan Silverlight" wrote in message ...
In message , VTrade
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http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html

Plonk
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Rabbit arithmetic - 1 plus 1 equals 10


Good lord, I thought I had gone to the Bad Astronomy site.

VTrade, you might want to lay off the bong for a few months.

Rick


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Old December 17th 03, 10:11 PM
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Old December 17th 03, 10:38 PM
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"Rick" wrote in message
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"Jonathan Silverlight"

wrote in message ...
In message , VTrade
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http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html

Plonk
--
Rabbit arithmetic - 1 plus 1 equals 10


Good lord, I thought I had gone to the Bad Astronomy site.

VTrade, you might want to lay off the bong for a few months.

Rick


I find this line particularly precious.

"Any astronomer will tell you that Mars is about 50,000 times the size of
Earth."
http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/marspage.html


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Old December 17th 03, 11:50 PM
Chuck Taylor
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"John Zinni" wrote in message
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I find this line particularly precious.

"Any astronomer will tell you that Mars is about 50,000 times the size of
Earth."
http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/marspage.html


I liked this section on the great pyramid and how it protects us from
asteroids:
****START QUOTE*****************************
How do you think we have avoided being hit by an asteroid for the last 7,000
Years! Because Giza is a massive Solar Reflector. That is why it is pointing
at 32 Degrees North with an angle of 36.5 Degrees. At this angle it can
point a massive solar ray directly in front of Jupiter's path by 6.98
Degrees forward. This enables any debris to be directed towards Jupiter.

Now, how does this work? Have you studied atomic Science? Probably not so I
will try to explain it. Space is 6% Oxygen. Space is also very cold. The
equivalent of about -10 Degrees here on Earth in our Solar System. snip

This ray of light emits a constant source of photonic (the Suns Rays) energy
to a specific area of Space. 24 / 7 Every Day of the Year. For 7,000 Years.
This ray of energy excites the Oxygen atoms & related in space at 6.98
Degrees forward from Jupiter. In Space, light travels for Galaxies in length
for starters. This ray of energy heats up the spatial atoms and causes an
area where things are more likely to move. If things move in this area -
they will get pulled into Jupiters Graviton. How this has worked will never
be known, however, we should take good care of Giza.
****END QUOTE******************************

Wow! I wonder if I can get one of those Gravitron thingies for Christmas!

(and now astronauts don't need to carry oxygen because space is 6% oxygen!)

Clear Skies

Chuck Taylor
Do you observe the moon?
Try the Lunar Observing Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lunar-observing/


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Old December 18th 03, 05:26 AM
Chuck Taylor
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Along the same lines, there are no pictures from the 1500's that show the
moon. This is because it did not exist back then. But as telescopes were
developed that could see the patterns, the moon was placed in orbit to
brighten the sky on critical nights so that these patterns could no longer
be seen.

The people that did this ("Them/They") are the same people who beam thought
control beams into your brain. But if you line the inside of all of your
hats with aluminum foil, you will be protected and they won't be able to get
at you.

Clear Skies

Chuck Taylor
Do you observe the moon?
Try the Lunar Observing Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lunar-observing/

"VTrade" wrote in message
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The Hubble Telescope is being controlled by the United States. This was
built with 96 % International funding and the US will not let anyone else
directly input coordinates unless they approve. some coordinates are
misrepresented in terms of when they are applied in order to avoid certain
patterns. More on this Web Site.
http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html


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Old December 18th 03, 08:17 AM
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I find this line particularly precious.

"Any astronomer will tell you that Mars is about 50,000 times the size of
Earth."
http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/marspage.html


I liked "We see things get sucked into Jupiter all the time" better... :-)
Not too sure if this guy's taking the ****, or insane!

Si



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Old December 18th 03, 11:05 AM
Dave
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"Rick" wrote in message
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"Jonathan Silverlight"

wrote in message ...
In message , VTrade
writes
http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html

Plonk
--
Rabbit arithmetic - 1 plus 1 equals 10


Good lord, I thought I had gone to the Bad Astronomy site.

VTrade, you might want to lay off the bong for a few months.



Thank you for the line Rick, I've just about manged to stop laughing!

DaveL


 




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