I need help....

"Kilolani" wrote in message
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"Marty" wrote in message
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When I find myself troubled with thoughts of my mortality and
insignificance in the grand scheme of the universe, I find comfort in
alcoholism...

In the words of Ogden Nash:

Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker.


You can drink all the liquor
Down in Costa Rica

_And it ain't nobody's business
But your own_