SMITHSONIAN IN DEEP SH*T

WASHINGTON, DC (Rueters) -- George
W. Bush, who has been warned to stick
strictly to the teleprompter, will deliver
the main speech on Friday morning
when the Smithsonian Institution formally
surrenders to Truth and Ed Conrad.

Their 32-year war will be over when
Ed presents Secretary Wayne Clough
with a petrified human middle finger,
then signs an End to Hostilities.

The petrified finger, along with other
human fossils that Ed found between
coal veins proves -- once and for all --
that your ancestors and mine were
at least as old as coal -- and that Chas.
Darwin was the world's very first con
artist.

The ceremony will take place in front
of the National Museum of Natural History
near the Oscar that the Smithsonian had
won for keeping Truth in the closet about
Ed's amazing discoveries.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg

Ed accused the Smithsonian of using
every dirty trick in the book -- deceit, deception,
collusion and conspiracy -- to ignore his
discoveries and keep the fallacy of man's
evolution alive and well.
,
In any event, this is a neat picture of Ed's
middle finger (along with its second-cousin,
a petrified toe, that he discovered only
a few feet away from the other incredible
fossil).

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

"Nobody likes getting the middle finger,
especially from other motorists, but we
here at the Smithsonian are delighted
and we're going to enjoy it very much,"
Clough probably will tell Sean Hannity in
an exclusive interview on Fox News.

Ed, the greatest fossil finder in the history
of History, found these incredible mind-
boggling 280-million-year-old artifacts
while searching for discarded beer and
soda cans off Route 54 near Mahanoy
City, Pa.

Incidentally, GWB has been instructed
to stick to the teleprompter -- no ad-libing
at the mike -- because of the fear of more
boo-boo's like these which embarrassed
us while he was President.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlcE3HVRlRs

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OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS -- MANY HUMAN --
THAT ED DISCOVERED BETWEEN COAL VEINS

HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg

Scrapings from the object embedded in the boulder were tested
by American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va. -- considered
the most prestigious medical laboratory in the world -- which has
documented that they contain DRIED BLOOD.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif

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And let's NOT FORGET that the late Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost human anatomists and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," had personally
examined and tested one of Ed's discoveries and concluded that
it's a calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken off.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."

-- Wilton Krogman to a colleague after confirming
that coal-age fossil is indeed a petrified human skull

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...krogwskull.jpg

OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES

WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

EARS, JOHNNY!

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg

MAN AS OLD AS COAL

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.g...09ed3b4f7a7647
and
http://www.edconrad.com

PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH

http://www.edconrad.org

CRIME IN RHYME
Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested

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"You're not only fighting the man
in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting
the referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon, philosopher

"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato

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