Cage Protective

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:33:29 -0500, Frederick Shorts
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:

Lance Dunneback wrote:

ess wrote:
writes:

You train the bunny to tolerate handling and picking up. It just
involves handling the bunny to the limit of their comfort level and
then pushing it *just* a little bit more. Eventually, you should be
able to pick up bunny and clip nails and do brushing and general
health checks without a horrible struggle.

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I've gotten this advice from a number of people, but it doesn't work
with my bunnies. They just start running away from me anytime I come
in the room and won't even let me pet them.

Have you been doing weird things to them with a fork?


Yeah, I do that. I also use buttplugs.

That's more information than we really needed.
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On Tue, 16 Mar 2004 08:05:00 -0500, Frederick Shorts
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:

"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote:

On Sun, 14 Mar 2004 21:33:29 -0500, Frederick Shorts
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell:

Lance Dunneback wrote:

ess wrote:
writes:

You train the bunny to tolerate handling and picking up. It just
involves handling the bunny to the limit of their comfort level and
then pushing it *just* a little bit more. Eventually, you should be
able to pick up bunny and clip nails and do brushing and general
health checks without a horrible struggle.

[ rest snipped ]

I've gotten this advice from a number of people, but it doesn't work
with my bunnies. They just start running away from me anytime I come
in the room and won't even let me pet them.

Have you been doing weird things to them with a fork?


Yeah, I do that. I also use buttplugs.

That's more information than we really needed.


So I suppose youz don't want to hear about my wabbit's buttplugs either?

Not really, no.
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rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
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