Scientists discover new planet! AP: "Matthew Moulton's ass to be

My Enormass with its 10-inch-long ass hair has been classified as a
PLANET! Yipee!

*inserts fingers into ass*

*"Aaaahhh!! Ooooooo...!"*

*grins*

^__^

Si*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!* lolncerely,

Matthew Wal*tard Moulton
Proprietress, Backwater-productions.net

Crack Splatter Quotes:
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"I LOVE COCK!"

"DAMN I'm hungry!"

"How long can I leave this toaster oven in my ass?"

"Usenet is my bestest friend!"