Ed Mitchell and the LGM

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/04/20/u...nce/index.html
I didn't realize he was from Roswell.
How do we know he isn't a alien fifth columnist, or possibly some sort
of clone?
If I run into him, I intend to stick my finger way up his nose, to see
if there is some sort of a Little Grey tracking device up there. ;-)

Pat