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Old April 18th 09, 05:36 AM posted to alt.astronomy
King John I of AUK
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Default We've become a nation of unEmployed twits.


"Double-A" wrote in message
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On Apr 17, 3:45 pm, Jeff▲Relf wrote:
Speaking of the 1+ megaDudes who follow Ashton Kutcher's tweets,
you commented:
“ I like my news from sources that have Editorial Boards. ”.

Yeah, we've become a nation of unEmployed twits.

Imagine a world where cigarettes get better and cheaper each year.



Or more healthful, as those doctors in white coats used to promise us
on the teleision cigarrette commercials back in the 50's!

Remember the Micronite filter? It actually contained asbestos and
made things worse!

Double-A
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My dad smoked Kent cigs until they killed him !!

My mom smoked Winston cigs. until they killed her !!

Anybody guess why I don't smoke ??
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CHJ

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Old April 19th 09, 12:13 AM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Default We've become a nation of unEmployed twits.

CHJ People here in Florida wait in long lines in hopes of getting a
job. That will discourage people. I got frustrated getting 210 bucks
from an agency,and would not do it ever again. Things reach a point
"When Enough is enough" TreBert

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Old April 19th 09, 03:16 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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Default We've become a nation of unEmployed twits.

On Apr 17, 9:36*pm, "King John I of AUK"
wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message

...
On Apr 17, 3:45 pm, Jeff▲Relf wrote:

Speaking of the 1+ megaDudes who follow Ashton Kutcher's tweets,
you commented:
“ I like my news from sources that have Editorial Boards. ”.


Yeah, we've become a nation of unEmployed twits.


Imagine a world where cigarettes get better and cheaper each year.


Or more healthful, as those doctors in white coats used to promise us
on the teleision cigarrette commercials back in the 50's!

Remember the Micronite filter? *It actually contained asbestos and
made things worse!

Double-A
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My dad smoked Kent cigs until they killed him !!

My mom smoked Winston cigs. until they killed her !!

Anybody guess why I don't smoke ??
--
CHJ



I can guess why. Neither of my parents smoked, and I had the good
sense to follow their examples.

Double-A
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Old April 19th 09, 04:01 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Jeff▲Relf[_33_]
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Default Let's ban oxygen, not just cigs.

Oxygen*is lethal, beathe enough of it, and you Will die !
No matter if you're a horse or a fly, “ oxygen consumption per pound ”
determines how long you will live ― so let's ban oxygen, not just cigs.

Per pound, squirrels consume 7 times as much oxygen as a horse,
so they live one seventh as long.

Same is true for humanity as a whole,
the more oxygen it consumes, the shorter will be its lifeSpan.
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Old April 19th 09, 04:07 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_3_]
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Default Let's ban oxygen, not just cigs.

On Apr 18, 8:01*pm, Jeff▲Relf wrote:
Oxygen*is lethal, beathe enough of it, and you *Will *die !
No matter if you're a horse or a fly, “ oxygen consumption per pound ”
determines how long you will live ― so let's ban oxygen, not just cigs.

Per pound, squirrels consume 7 times as much oxygen as a horse,
so they live one seventh as long.

Same is true for humanity as a whole,
the more oxygen it consumes, the shorter will be its lifeSpan.



You mean we shouldn't be visiting those trendy oxygen bars? Are they
even taxed?

Double-A

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Old April 19th 09, 04:39 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Jeff▲Relf[_33_]
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Default If they could, they'd tax the air you breathe.

You*wrote:
“ We shouldn't be visiting those trendy oxygen bars?
Are they even taxed? ”.

You're breathing oxygen right now.

The government will tax anything they can control.
If they could, they'd tax the air you breathe.
Already, the EPA is regulating it.
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Old April 19th 09, 02:24 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Default Let's ban oxygen, not just cigs.

Jeff Not how much oxygen,but the rate of heart beats TreBert Pure
oxygen dries out the moisture in our lungs for starters.

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Old April 19th 09, 02:37 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Default If they could, they'd tax the air you breathe.

Jeff Now that the Mafia controls the USA and grabs the money right out
of the treasury by the trillions more and more tax money is needed to
keep the deficits down. Best to keep in mind that the Mafia never paid
taxes. Mafia press will very soon be saying "people that have no jobs
are bums,and are the ones causing all the problems . After a year of
this propaganda its Kool-Aid time. Best to keep in mind in a very short
time 16% will be jobless Trebert PS News has it every minute an
American poor family is thrown out of their home. Good thing Americans
do not wear hats like in the 30s O ya

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Old April 19th 09, 08:48 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Jeff▲Relf[_33_]
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Default Beating the taxMan.

Air*is as deadly as cigarette smoke, if not more.
Years of breathing air results in death.
The more you breathe, the sooner you die ― that's a hard-ass fact !

Breathing is living, smoking is living.
The government would tax the air you breathe, if they could.
It's easier to tax cigs than it is to tax air.

I can smoke any herb, using any paper, lighting it with anything;
that's how I beat the taxMan.
 




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