HOLY MACKEREL

Rubystars" wrote to talk.origins on
Aug. 13, 2004:

Don't forget the ultimate troll -- Ed Conrad.

He ****es off more than mere newbies. Many an experienced
NGer have fallen into his fiendish trap. His position ...
cannot be taken seriously by evolutionist or creationist
alike. He constantly posts outrageous messages, attacks
those who oppose him, insults revered institutions, and so
on and so on, that he cannot possibly be mistaken for anything
other that a troll.

And yet so many of us respond to his every word. He traps
so many. He has started some of the longest threads on this
NG. He is so effective at what he does. He is the MASTER!

I take my hat off to you, Ed. You da king! You are...
THE ULTIMATE TROLL! I hereby nominate Ed Conrad, ULTIMATE
TROLL FOR LIFE, with all privileges, honors and
responsibilities thereto.

ED CONRAD'S RESPONSE:

The question, Rubystars, isn't that I'm a troll but WHAT
made me a troll.

It is the deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy that
has for too long been masqueradings as true, honest science --
both in the perpetration of the myth of man's evolution and
in the denial of life after death .

I've experienced it firsthand.

I have concern for the children of today and tomorrow who,
unless Truth finally comes shining through, will continue to
be taught utter bull**** by the know-it-alls but no-nothings
who believe they're holier than thou and that their **** doesn't
stink.

Not so important is that I have discovered petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs (some human) between anthracite
veins that relegates the Darwin Theory to the scrap heap.

Not so important is the evidence -- because of the Sheppton
mine cave-in and the miraculous rescue of two lowly coal miners
because of intervention of the then-deceased Pope John XXIII
-- that confirms there IS life after death.

MOST IMPORTANT -- and sadly so -- is that egotistical members
of the scientific community have no recourse but to side with
the fiction and falacy of their Pseudoscientific Establishment
Crapola in order to protect their vested interests.

It is a FACT -- not fiction -- that some of them who had been
entrusted to perform scientific testing actually tampered with
physical evidence while using deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy to make Truth go away.

But it hasn't -- and it won't.

I might add that one of the despicable paticipants in this monumental
coverup against all manking has been this nation's largest newspapers
-- let alone the
TV networks -- that won't touch Truth with a 12-foot pole.

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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/index.html

Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com

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"Oh what a tangled web we weave.
When first we practice to deceive."
-- Sir Wally Scott

"Ridicule is the argument of the mob."

-- Immanuel Velikovsky

"We know only one-tenth of one percent
about anything."
Thomas Alva Edison

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL

FOSSILS -- SOME HUMAN -- DISCOVERED
BETWEEN PENNSYLVANIA COAL VEINS

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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg

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