Ten good points to know that your visitors are Fakeliens:

From Mr. Bohne:

1. They communicate by Pee-Bursts.
10. They post to UseNet from an
=A0=A0=A0=A0AOL-account. =A0 :-)))

You might add: when queried for specifics, they cannot:
1. Explain the nature of space
2. Describe, much less explain, the cause of gravity
3. Explain the working principle, systems and subsystems of a hyperdrive

...when all this would be kindergarden stuff to any spacefaring race.

oc

HiC and oc Best to keep in mind Darla has given us hints of their great
technology,but not all. Like poker you never want to give your hand
away. She is way ahead of us,and has many reasons for staying that way.
Your ten reasons makes her reason for doing what she does. You Charles
would like her signal to come from Mars(yes) There is no water on
Mars,and Darla needs water. Bert

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
Ten good points to know that your
visitors are Fakeliens:

1. They communicate by Pee-Bursts.

2. They do not claim to be a hundred,
thousand, but several million years old.

3. They do not come from any nearby star ...
4. instead they leave you for a short step-over
in your next galaxy.

5. They use such alien names like Dr. Who,
Obi wan, or Princess Darla.

6. They say they evolved from dolphin-like
creatures, while walking on two legs.

7. They want to make you believe they are
uni-bisex, ... while those with the female
names flirt with all males and ...
those with the male names attack. :-)

8. They pretend to have been with all cultures
during all human ages - yet they just understand
the local idiom of the American east-coast.

9. They advise you about endorphins and other
New Age stuff.

But the ultimate No.10 why you should notice that
you have been duped is:

10. They post to UseNet from an
AOL-account. :-)))


Actually they use an AT&T Worldnet account to post. Only their email
address is with AOL (if it's even real).

Double-A

Charles D. Bohne wrote:

On 29 May 2005 07:09:39 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

Actually they use an AT&T Worldnet account to post. Only their email
address is with AOL (if it's even real).

Double-A

I will give you their exact locations after I deciphered their
posting hosts, later.
C,


Achtung! Der Chuckveasel is on the case!

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

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"We don't live on "islands". The name of my home-world is Manda."
-- Charles D. "Chuckweasel" Bohne

nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:

Charles D. Bohne wrote:
Ten good points to know that your
visitors are Fakeliens:

1. They communicate by Pee-Bursts.

2. They do not claim to be a hundred,
thousand, but several million years old.

3. They do not come from any nearby star ...
4. instead they leave you for a short step-over
in your next galaxy.

5. They use such alien names like Dr. Who,
Obi wan, or Princess Darla.

6. They say they evolved from dolphin-like
creatures, while walking on two legs.

7. They want to make you believe they are
uni-bisex, ... while those with the female
names flirt with all males and ...
those with the male names attack. :-)

8. They pretend to have been with all cultures
during all human ages - yet they just understand
the local idiom of the American east-coast.

9. They advise you about endorphins and other
New Age stuff.

But the ultimate No.10 why you should notice that
you have been duped is:

10. They post to UseNet from an
AOL-account. :-)))

Actually they use an AT&T Worldnet account to post. Only their email
address is with AOL (if it's even real).

Double-A

nightbat

Correct Officer Double-A, and for over a year now apparently the
men in black net police have not been able to zero in on confirmation
origination location of author(s) or puppets reported advanced Star Race
communications. Officer Greysky during this time has done his best to
gain their remarkable Plasma Burst (P-Burst) technology to better assist
with LY intergalactic comm. help with little success. The profound
D.R.I.L.L. gift for proof of Star Race authenticity, high security level
requested and granted to nightbat, is extremely advanced based
technology and does not known presently exist on Earth. Long life
extending knowledge, Starship and transport propensity knowledge, outer
extended space grid awareness with reserved guarded intergalactic
handling ability, wide range of multi language and difficulty with same
is verified. Stealth observing and protective propensity is conforming
for an net advanced reported Race. General science interest and
sensitivity for planetary entire plant species including multi life
forms additionally duly conforming. Outer galactic mission priority
versus obsession with Earth matches a far advanced priority one ongoing
exploratory program as reported. Interest in unique planetary water
composition makeup complying with Earth objective third party
military/civilian pilot and general ground frame or detected UFO craft
long past correlated and reported observations. Net confirmed Star Race
reported of rescued distant land mass stranded Earth pilots and missing
personal also in compliance with correlating missing persons planetary
events. Affirming continued stealth observation of Earth expanding space
program and moon landings with US astronaut unofficial live reported
land moon mass unexplained detected movement, with correlating famous
live transmission on moon: Houston we have a problem, distant boogies at
9 o'clock.

And one of the most confirming authenticity of reserved reluctance net
displayed science correlating nature to final making 1st Official
contact because of anticipated high human contact mortality
preponderance displaying Star Race experience handling with other
planetary life form initial contact.

Excellent questioning observations Officer Bohne with the exception of
non dark side Obi wan reference, for that is Hollywood movie sci fi
based character. Dr. Yubiwan, bones, Dr. Who, What, or Why, is a net
reported Star Race mission physiologist not a Jeti Knight. Darla
reported being matches historical recorded legendary Athena well known
to Greek ancients. And the advanced parental God like lineage is
confirming rooted in noted out of head Zeus and per child upbringing by
half human half dolphin like advanced creatures Neptune or Poseidon
which you expertly uncovered. Athens temple throne has long been a
science mystery and curiosity for its significance and displayed mural
marble victory battle depiction's since no record of said battles ever
having on Earth occurred exist.

Remember Star Race potential receiving Earth Science Officers, if this
is potentially the famous Athena now net known as Cosmic Darla and once
Greek revered Goddess, please be on your best diplomatic behavior. And
Officer Bert please put your blow up Britney sex doll away, for we can't
have elect receiving Earth Officers over tired playing with fake fact
similarities.

carry on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On 29 May 2005 07:09:39 -0700, "Double-A" wrote:

Actually they use an AT&T Worldnet account to post. Only their email
address is with AOL (if it's even real).

Double-A

I will give you their exact locations after I deciphered their
posting hosts, later.
C,

nightbat

Excellent Officer Bohne, keep up your expert research reports
coming in but please don't get too mixed up with our Officer Twitty, for
that's Officer Double-A's net displayed Venus obsession.

carry on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote:

On Sun, 29 May 2005 13:03:51 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

don't get too mixed up with our Officer Twitty, for
that's Officer Double-A's net displayed Venus obsession.

Alright Captain! Sir!

I thought she might want to talk about her
sorrows and pains with us outside of UseNet,
but obviously she does not. That's okay with me.
C.

nightbat

Very good Officer Bohne, carry on. Yes, many net mortals have
tried to win the attention of our Officer Twitty poetess with no success
except the nightbat. I have a late night dinner date with the beauty as
soon as I can get away from Indy Base One and major duties keeping me
busy. I respect Officer Double-A's attempts at trying to win her
affections and my late night Officer Twitty planned invited trysts are
purely into the night flight quickies for going over receiving plans of
meanings of her poetic doodles and possible Incoming Star Race
arrangements.

However, I have just received affirmation from Officer Double-A of
permission for your respectable English Officer gentleman attempts to
most valuable Venus win her over after my secret midnight dinner date
with the mysterious flirting sweet nightingirl. As Officer Double-A has
indicated there should be plenty of time to female Officer and Star Maid
mingle once the purported net Star Race lands and we prepare to
officially greet them during the honorary diplomatic festivities.

carry on,
the nightbat

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 29 May 2005 13:45:09 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
wrote:

oops ... forgot one :-)

They trust in Microsoft :-))))

Hey, Charles. G

It comes down to this: there comes a time in everyone's life when he or she
Must trust Somebody.
We trust SUCCESS!

X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1437
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C.

Ten good points to know that your
visitors are Fakeliens:

1. They communicate by Pee-Bursts.

Plasma Burst technology is just something your science hasn't yet
discovered.
But if you dig into it, you will find that the P-Bursts are sound physics.
Your so-called quantum mechanics already has a proven precedent.
It's just that none of your scientists want to use quantum physics to
overcome relativity physics.
They fear for their careers.
There are no fearless ones among them.

2. They do not claim to be a hundred,
thousand, but several million years old.

What would be the difference?
Either figure would seem like an eternity to beings whose average life span
is significantly less than a hundred years.
Each of you is very old also -- in a way.
You just don't have the belief system to fathom it.

3. They do not come from any nearby star ...
4. instead they leave you for a short step-over
in your next galaxy.

"We" haven't left.
Just Sil and I have left to do some exploring.
Surely you don't hold that against us?

5. They use such alien names like Dr. Who,
Obi wan, or Princess Darla.

Whatever names we use would seem alien to you.
Isn't my name, Darla, a somewhat common name during various periods on
Earth?
It just happens to be the first two syllables of the rest of my very long
name.
And I'm no princess.
We have no royalty among us.
Each of us is equally important to all the rest of us.

6. They say they evolved from dolphin-like
creatures, while walking on two legs.

As you evolved from ape-like creatures.
Does this make you a fake alien?

7. They want to make you believe they are
uni-bisex, ... while those with the female
names flirt with all males and ...
those with the male names attack. :-)

We don't want to make you believe anything, Charles.
We are here only to study individual human reactions and responses to (in
this case) the possibility, however remote, that they are communicating with
a people not of their planet.

8. They pretend to have been with all cultures
during all human ages - yet they just understand
the local idiom of the American east-coast.

This seems a little myopic, Charles.
But if this is what you want to believe, that's swell!
We Have spent a lot of time in Brazil, after all.

9. They advise you about endorphins and other
New Age stuff.

Endorphins have been studied by your science for a long time.
We find it interesting that Earthian science knows so much about endorphins,
but has failed to distribute much of the information to other people.
Again, we attribute this to a case of disbelieving it even though the truth
is staring them right in the face.

But the ultimate No.10 why you should notice that
you have been duped is:

10. They post to UseNet from an
AOL-account. :-)))


We use AOL, ATTW, and several other Internet Service Providers.
This depends upon whose account we happen to be using for access, as we use
the accounts of several people.
We can't help it if AOL is one of the most popular.
It was also the easiest to tap into to get a return email address --



And yes, The Nightbat, you can write to us there.
Good work, Charles; Keep the Faith!

Now on the subject of what you call the Andromeda Galaxy, did you know
that;fj[0a9iu ]w94u
09hptpaeijg349jg jp'kfsmv
;mlnmjg]pjpojk
-[0i-[rgprjgoiwoifhw;kojf;askjfhbwgfwgdfouwegvfpulwegfb; iwbf;jkbvuivy[p-9ty-
9p[7h;viuakjbf;kjkd;ksj;aksh;fkjls;agkdsdfkkkkkkkkkkk gsdffffffooooowwnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSS
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss

Darlaapjuv]
p0ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssskkkkkssssss
sssssssssssss

nightbat wrote

Darla wrote:

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 29 May 2005 13:45:09 +0200, Charles D. Bohne
wrote:

oops ... forgot one :-)

They trust in Microsoft :-))))

Hey, Charles. G

It comes down to this: there comes a time in everyone's life when he or she
Must trust Somebody.
We trust SUCCESS!

nightbat

Well hello from the nightbat and it's about time Princess Darla,
and second big hello from planet Earth and waiting forever select
Science Officers. (:~)


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C.

Ten good points to know that your
visitors are Fakeliens:

1. They communicate by Pee-Bursts.

Darla
Plasma Burst technology is just something your science hasn't yet
discovered.
But if you dig into it, you will find that the P-Bursts are sound physics.
Your so-called quantum mechanics already has a proven precedent.
It's just that none of your scientists want to use quantum physics to
overcome relativity physics.
They fear for their careers.
There are no fearless ones among them.

nightbat

True the mainstream run in fear for their careers but the Earth
Science Officer Elect Mavericks are of a different breed Princess Darla
you know that.


2. They do not claim to be a hundred,
thousand, but several million years old.

Darla
What would be the difference?
Either figure would seem like an eternity to beings whose average life span
is significantly less than a hundred years.
Each of you is very old also -- in a way.
You just don't have the belief system to fathom it.

nightbat

It feels like an eternity since you and Princess Sil have been
gone on your mission even though its been only a a little while I know,
cause we missed you sooooo much.


3. They do not come from any nearby star ...
4. instead they leave you for a short step-over
in your next galaxy.

Darla
"We" haven't left.
Just Sil and I have left to do some exploring.
Surely you don't hold that against us?

nightbat

Of course not Darla, Officer Bohne forgives and is just under a
lot of tension due to the trolls making a lot of fun of him Art Deco
boys that's all.


5. They use such alien names like Dr. Who,
Obi wan, or Princess Darla.

Whatever names we use would seem alien to you.
Isn't my name, Darla, a somewhat common name during various periods on
Earth?
It just happens to be the first two syllables of the rest of my very long
name.
And I'm no princess.
We have no royalty among us.
Each of us is equally important to all the rest of us.

nightbat

No need to be discreet with us your Highness we figured it all
out but if you prefer being called just pretty Darla that's ok too. It
was Officer Bohne who came up with the Athena links and helped us put it
all together. He is a clever devil I admit but I wouldn't want any other
1st Officer except him. Yes, we are all important to each other and that
is why we are here to help and serve one another, no matter our true
station or rank. Yes, there is no royalty amongst Gods except the King
of all Kings, it is true, the main life form from whom you have
reportedly Universe seek.


6. They say they evolved from dolphin-like
creatures, while walking on two legs.

Darla
As you evolved from ape-like creatures.
Does this make you a fake alien?

nightbat

No, no, sweet brave Darla, we most likely evolved from my salt
loving Red Halo bacteria (um) 1st life candidate from which all our
common ancestry most probably came from. We therefore are one in
galactic union seeking our destiny amongst the stars.


7. They want to make you believe they are
uni-bisex, ... while those with the female
names flirt with all males and ...
those with the male names attack. :-)

Darla
We don't want to make you believe anything, Charles.
We are here only to study individual human reactions and responses to (in
this case) the possibility, however remote, that they are communicating with
a people not of their planet.

nightbat

Sure, sure Officer Bohne knows that he just has his hands full
taking care of three Earth women right now so can you blame him if he
gets a little touchy about even more possible relations? We know you
can't be of this Earth for your AOL non local number AT&T connections
would cost a gazillion or more.


8. They pretend to have been with all cultures
during all human ages - yet they just understand
the local idiom of the American east-coast.

Darla
This seems a little myopic, Charles.
But if this is what you want to believe, that's swell!
We Have spent a lot of time in Brazil, after all.

nightbat

I knew it, sure, I've heard about the Brazilian beauties down
there and how friendly the folks are too.


9. They advise you about endorphins and other
New Age stuff.

Darla
Endorphins have been studied by your science for a long time.
We find it interesting that Earthian science knows so much about endorphins,
but has failed to distribute much of the information to other people.
Again, we attribute this to a case of disbelieving it even though the truth
is staring them right in the face.

nightbat

Come, come, Darla, you know it takes a hard man to make a soft
chicken, Officer Bohne is one of my best Science Officers, he
researchers everything about new age stuff, endorphins no exception. We
believe you, for we can tell by the vivid wording of your net voice is
so full of vigor and energy. Just this last mission alone proves you and
your Race are on to something good no doubt. Any other person or being
would have aged tremendously from the total accumulated g-forces and
just finding the end of the black no star lit outer Universe alone.


But the ultimate No.10 why you should notice that
you have been duped is:

10. They post to UseNet from an
AOL-account. :-)))


Darla
We use AOL, ATTW, and several other Internet Service Providers.
This depends upon whose account we happen to be using for access, as we use
the accounts of several people.
We can't help it if AOL is one of the most popular.
It was also the easiest to tap into to get a return email address --



And yes, The Nightbat, you can write to us there.
Good work, Charles; Keep the Faith!

nightbat

Yes, thank you Darla for these kind words and most importantly
of your net contact assurance that brave you and Sil made it back
safely. I was most concerned with your status and mission progress due
to radio net silence and all.

Darla
Now on the subject of what you call the Andromeda Galaxy, did you know
that;fj[0a9iu ]w94u
09hptpaeijg349jg jp'kfsmv
;mlnmjg]pjpojk
-[0i-[rgprjgoiwoifhw;kojf;askjfhbwgfwgdfouwegvfpulwegfb; iwbf;jkbvuivy[p-9ty-
9p[7h;viuakjbf;kjkd;ksj;aksh;fkjls;agkdsdfkkkkkkkkkkk gsdffffffooooowwnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSS
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss

Darlaapjuv]
p0ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssskkkkkssssss
sssssssssssss

nightbat

Please Darla no need for encryption for we are among select top
level cleared friends. And may I have your permission to speak with
Princess Sil.

over and out,
the nightbat

From Mr. Bohne:

3. They do not come from any nearby
star ...
4. instead they leave you for a short
step-over =A0 in your next galaxy.

Yeah, and their sole means of transport is hitching rides on capricious
superluminal "gas streams".
Darla could be a lot more convincing to say something
like this - "Well, we've been doing shakedown runs with our
new-generation Level 6 Hyperdrive, which has intergalactic capability.
The old generation Drives were capable of intra-galactic travel only.
Now the rallying cry is "To Andromeda and Beyond!". oc