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April 2nd 07, 11:22 PM
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote:
frootbat hard on the campaign trail: nightbat wrote: Art Deco wrote: "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers" Darth Devo "You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side" Bart Devo wrote: Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth, plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a auk notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Brad Guth Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble Neither of the above Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mittas Mother Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Bookman Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Matt Giwer Roy "Tristan" Hauer Neither of the above Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght Hagar Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Phil Allison Neither of the above Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Jeff Relf Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Bookman Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" YES NO Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nukleus/Bloxy Neither of the above Abstain TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Catherine Burr Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board Neither of the above Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Babaloonie Dustin Cook Puddles the Duck None of the above Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Andre Lievin YES NO Abstain GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Walter Mautner Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Gary "flatfish" Stewart YES NO Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan Neither of the above Abstain HAMMER OF THOR (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bookman Charlotte L. Blackmer Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior" Wally Anglesea None of the above Abstain OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Bookman Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght PorchMonkey4Life Richard "The St00pid" Bullis Abstain KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Azure Abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one or abstain) Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys news.groups.proposals Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's Abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow. Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well. -- Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco "To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it pork. 
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#2
April 2nd 07, 11:24 PM
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
On Apr 2, 4:22 pm, wrote:
On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote: frootbat hard on the campaign trail: nightbat wrote: Art Deco wrote: "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers" Darth Devo "You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side" Bart Devo wrote: Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth, plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a auk notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Brad Guth Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble Neither of the above Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mittas Mother Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Bookman Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Matt Giwer Roy "Tristan" Hauer Neither of the above Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght Hagar Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Phil Allison Neither of the above Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Jeff Relf Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Bookman Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" YES NO Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nukleus/Bloxy Neither of the above Abstain TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Catherine Burr Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board Neither of the above Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Babaloonie Dustin Cook Puddles the Duck None of the above Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Andre Lievin YES NO Abstain GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Walter Mautner Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Gary "flatfish" Stewart YES NO Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan Neither of the above Abstain HAMMER OF THOR (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bookman Charlotte L. Blackmer Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior" Wally Anglesea None of the above Abstain OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Bookman Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght PorchMonkey4Life Richard "The St00pid" Bullis Abstain KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Azure Abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one or abstain) Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys news.groups.proposals Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's Abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow. Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well. -- Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco "To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it pork. Real crimes against humanity, real radical supremacy. Do it fascist. Blacklist the hell out of your genes.
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#3
April 2nd 07, 11:26 PM
posted to alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,alt.astronomy
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
On Apr 2, 4:24 pm, wrote:
On Apr 2, 4:22 pm, wrote: On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote: frootbat hard on the campaign trail: nightbat wrote: Art Deco wrote: "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers" Darth Devo "You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side" Bart Devo wrote: Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth, plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a auk notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Brad Guth Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble Neither of the above Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mittas Mother Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Bookman Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Matt Giwer Roy "Tristan" Hauer Neither of the above Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght Hagar Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Phil Allison Neither of the above Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Jeff Relf Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Bookman Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" YES NO Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nukleus/Bloxy Neither of the above Abstain TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Catherine Burr Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board Neither of the above Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Babaloonie Dustin Cook Puddles the Duck None of the above Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Andre Lievin YES NO Abstain GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Walter Mautner Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Gary "flatfish" Stewart YES NO Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan Neither of the above Abstain HAMMER OF THOR (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bookman Charlotte L. Blackmer Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. "Fragile Warrior" Wally Anglesea None of the above Abstain OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Bookman Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght PorchMonkey4Life Richard "The St00pid" Bullis Abstain KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Azure Abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one or abstain) Auk fake awards dense like a brick coffeeboys news.groups.proposals Deco/Ducky twin headed clueless auk's Abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow. Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well. -- Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco "To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it pork. Real crimes against humanity, real radical supremacy. Do it fascist. Blacklist the hell out of your genes. Chronic ku klux klan of racism.
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#4
April 2nd 07, 11:30 PM
posted to alt.usenet.kooks,sci.astro,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,alt.astronomy
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
On Apr 2, 4:26 pm, wrote:
On Apr 2, 4:24 pm, wrote: On Apr 2, 4:22 pm, wrote: On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote: frootbat hard on the campaign trail: nightbat wrote: Art Deco wrote: "Home of the auk fake award really Big Whoppers" Darth Devo "You don't know the immense auk clueless power of the dark side" Bart Devo wrote: Forwarded to relevant sci.* newsgroups as once again there are a number of auk notorious persona on the ballot, including Jeff Relf and Brad Guth, plus most of the silly auk coffeeboys: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for I Deco loss count the March 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Fake Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a auk notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an auk unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Fake Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared auk clueless non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Brad Guth Jeff "Jazzycat" Noble Neither of the above Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mittas Mother Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Bookman Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Matt Giwer Roy "Tristan" Hauer Neither of the above Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Dr. Andrew B. Chung Chuck "Kluck" Lysaght Hagar Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ None of the above Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Migdenieduel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Phil Allison Neither of the above Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Jeff Relf Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Steve Chaney None of the above Abstain GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Bookman Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" YES NO Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Puddles the Duck Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Nukleus/Bloxy Neither of the above Abstain TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Catherine Burr Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board Neither of the above Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Babaloonie Dustin Cook Puddles the Duck None of the above Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Andre Lievin YES NO Abstain GOOFY AZZED BABBOON (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Walter Mautner Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Mike "Miguel" Cranston, a.k.a. "Michael Cranston attorney" Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Neither of the above Abstain ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Puddles the Duck trained by Colonel HJ Gary "flatfish" Stewart YES NO Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Art Deco denied groups fetching trained by Science Officers Brandy Haters Cabal, trained by Brandy Alexandre Gerald Newton, trained by Sean Monaghan Neither of the above Abstain HAMMER OF THOR (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Bookman Charlotte L. Blackmer Volfie of AMM-J, a.k.a. 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Helping clueless Earth coffeeboys, one at a time---nightbat Post-editing kook -- that tinfoil sombrero fits you well. -- Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco "To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it pork. Real crimes against humanity, real radical supremacy. Do it fascist. Blacklist the hell out of your genes. Chronic ku klux klan of racism. There is no greater fascism. By all means corrupt and engages in discrimination. Criminal supremacy is terrorism, religious, chronic supremacist, and divided from humanity black and white. History over and over turns fascists into humiliators, discriminators, into classic criminals of torture, fascist mafia. Fascist mafia. Seeking a stance. But takes klan with the worst, though takes no **** from anyone like Ceausescu, with the ugliest and most sourful face bangs on the table as he... takes... no... ****... and humanity rises. Hello!
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April 2nd 07, 11:37 PM
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert
Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it pork. Real crimes against humanity, real radical supremacy. Do it fascist. Blacklist the hell out of your genes. Chronic ku klux klan of racism. There is no greater fascism. By all means corrupt and engages in discrimination. Criminal supremacy is terrorism, religious, chronic supremacist, and divided from humanity black and white. History over and over turns fascists into humiliators, discriminators, into classic criminals of torture, fascist mafia. Fascist mafia. Seeking a stance. But takes klan with the worst, though takes no **** from anyone like Ceausescu, with the ugliest and most sourful face bangs on the table as he... takes... no... ****... and humanity rises. Hello! His world of cheesy weasels and weak ****, Ceausescu saw gypsies and couldn't care that those dirty people were to be moved to cities from villages. Ceausescu had a much larger industrial plan to expand industry and move people away from farmlands. A radical supremacist in power ordered a mass relocation, and really not caring much about wiping out a thousand year old culture, the Riomanian farmland. Of course people rose, and Ceausescu's military who was ordered to beat down all uprisers refused to follow orders as their own family members lived in those villages that were to be dug down. Not caring about culture, humanity, family, Ceausescu was executed on spot after reading up his crimes against humanity sentence. For not seeing racism, supremacy, piracy (stealing money from the government to personal accounts) and blackmail money (mafia, corruption). Humanity stands protesting until you **** off basically. **** off for your supremacy, repression, (racist) blacklists, online conspiracies to run a brutal society of discrimination, a totalitarian corruption, crimes against humanity that is based on an iron-brainwashed- form of repression. A culture that hides behind the klan and policies. Humanity stands.
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April 2nd 07, 11:46 PM
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On Apr 2, 4:37 pm, wrote:
"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it pork. Real crimes against humanity, real radical supremacy. Do it fascist. Blacklist the hell out of your genes. Chronic ku klux klan of racism. There is no greater fascism. By all means corrupt and engages in discrimination. Criminal supremacy is terrorism, religious, chronic supremacist, and divided from humanity black and white. History over and over turns fascists into humiliators, discriminators, into classic criminals of torture, fascist mafia. Fascist mafia. Seeking a stance. But takes klan with the worst, though takes no **** from anyone like Ceausescu, with the ugliest and most sourful face bangs on the table as he... takes... no... ****... and humanity rises. Hello! His world of cheesy weasels and weak ****, Ceausescu saw gypsies and couldn't care that those dirty people were to be moved to cities from villages. Ceausescu had a much larger industrial plan to expand industry and move people away from farmlands. A radical supremacist in power ordered a mass relocation, and really not caring much about wiping out a thousand year old culture, the Riomanian farmland. Of course people rose, and Ceausescu's military who was ordered to beat down all uprisers refused to follow orders as their own family members lived in those villages that were to be dug down. Not caring about culture, humanity, family, Ceausescu was executed on spot after reading up his crimes against humanity sentence. For not seeing racism, supremacy, piracy (stealing money from the government to personal accounts) and blackmail money (mafia, corruption). Humanity stands protesting until you **** off basically. **** off for your supremacy, repression, (racist) blacklists, online conspiracies to run a brutal society of discrimination, a totalitarian corruption, crimes against humanity that is based on an iron-brainwashed- form of repression. A culture that hides behind the klan and policies. Humanity stands. Humanity is one of those things that sits and takes repression, up until one overly encouraged act of dictatorial repression.
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April 3rd 07, 02:28 AM
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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007
Hail Eris! On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:22:07 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia
was laughing at the antics of gb6726, when they suddenly burst out in tears: On Apr 2, 9:17 am, Art Deco wrote: frootbat hard on the campaign trail: biggus snippus Fash klan of radical supremacy, discriminating blacklists, repression, historical white supremacy, ku klux klan discriminating against real people and hiding their own identities. Crimes against humanity, laugh it pork. Considering how many kookologists have been stalked and outed over the past decade, that's a very ironic statement. -- __________________________________________________ ______________________ PorscheMonkey4Life COOSN-029-06-71069 Butcher Knife Natalia Usenet Ruiner #5; Top Asshole #3; Official Chung Demon Official Chung Demon; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13 No holy posting of any kind, to email. VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2007 Message-ID: Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster." Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. (pause) I did not say that." -- "Listening to Fear" (87/509), Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." -- Captain Jack, "The Doctor Dances" (27.10), Doctor Who Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ The MonkeyLJ: http://porchmonkey.livejournal.com/ -- nuked! 8. OK, so who's this "Dev McKinHole", then? I dunno, some guy named Devon McKinnon of Dawson Creek, allegedly, and according to the Monkey, a pedophile. However, I wouldn't take that too seriously. The Monkey keeps changing his mind about who I am, so there's no reason to think he won't change it about Mr. McKinnon, too. AUK FAQ: http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, February 2007 Message-ID: 1 WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007 MID: 70 "I am mentally stable, fool...I am going to be a bishop's wife." -- Sure you are, Olympiada. MID: "yes you are definitely retarded. See a neurologist immediate. And if you don't have monet, blow a neurologist immediately." -- Farky the Monkey-man to peachy ashie passion. No, no trace of irony in his post. MID: 4h6xh.802$hH2.233@trnddc02 "I was told there would be cookies." Cross-Poasters For Goddess! Remember: Straight people can't help it! A petition to make the Five-Fingered Hand of Eris the official symbol for the planet Eris: http://www.petitiononline.com/ffhoeris/ "If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me. If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms, don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really. MID: . com "You're fighting a Furry Giant "He delivers a long speech about how you shouldn't judge him just because he's an animal deep down inside and you're all intolerant and dressing up like an animal in easy-access furry pants doesn't make you a pervert... you fall asleep halfway through." -- The Kingdom of Loathing To Whom It May Concern: Michael J. Cranston attorney kook is a stalker.
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