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Old November 19th 07, 09:00 PM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.religion.scientology,sci.astro.seti,sci.physics.relativity
Chris
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Default Federation star ship document sent to earth

Hello



A few years ago my friends and I wrote a physics text book with "star trek"
jokes included. I did not write much myself I was editor. The book was not
written here but on board my star ship where I also educated Kosova and
Maia. All the authors were aliens.



I took the book to R for him to referee but he said every line was a heresy
because it contradicted the Bible and he showed me all the references.



It was a book, a gift, from aliens wanting to converse and educate you.



R destroyed every copy that I sent out to others (the Open University, the
PPPL and others) and took one of Einstein's books, copied it, and tricked me
into signing it as my own work.



He is criminally insane in common with many other Christians, who are not
followers of Jesus at all.



I would like you to recover, if possible to version that I originally gave
to Richard Ingle and the Open University and publish it normally as a text
received from an extra-terrestrial source and not by me. I sent it by e-mail
as a postscript file.



I regard human beings as clever, wise, technically advanced but culturally
backward.



The e-mail I may have used then was probably or
but I have forgotten and I do not use those
addresses now and I no longer have an account on that server.



These addresses may now be used by others.




Chris.


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Old November 19th 07, 09:08 PM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.religion.scientology,sci.astro.seti,sci.physics.relativity
Chris
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Default Federation star ship document sent to earth

Any names appearing here are not necesserily the real names of the persons
concerned.

Except mine.

Chris.

"Chris" wrote in message
...
Hello



A few years ago my friends and I wrote a physics text book with "star
trek" jokes included. I did not write much myself I was editor. The book
was not written here but on board my star ship where I also educated
Kosova and Maia. All the authors were aliens.



I took the book to R for him to referee but he said every line was a
heresy because it contradicted the Bible and he showed me all the
references.



It was a book, a gift, from aliens wanting to converse and educate you.



R destroyed every copy that I sent out to others (the Open University, the
PPPL and others) and took one of Einstein's books, copied it, and tricked
me into signing it as my own work.



He is criminally insane in common with many other Christians, who are not
followers of Jesus at all.



I would like you to recover, if possible to version that I originally gave
to Richard Ingle and the Open University and publish it normally as a text
received from an extra-terrestrial source and not by me. I sent it by
e-mail as a postscript file.



I regard human beings as clever, wise, technically advanced but culturally
backward.



The e-mail I may have used then was probably or
but I have forgotten and I do not use those
addresses now and I no longer have an account on that server.



These addresses may now be used by others.




Chris.




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Old November 22nd 07, 12:35 PM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.religion.scientology,sci.astro.seti,sci.physics.relativity
Edward C. Otto III
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Default Federation star ship document sent to earth

Chris wrote:
Hello



A few years ago my friends and I wrote a physics text book with "star trek"
jokes included. I did not write much myself I was editor. The book was not
written here but on board my star ship where I also educated Kosova and
Maia. All the authors were aliens.


(Circa 100 Lines of Drivel Deleted)

Chris,
If you send me your name and address, I'll get you some help - from the
local happy home for the terminally bewildered.

Feel free to enjoy your padded cell.
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Old November 22nd 07, 03:17 PM posted to alt.alien.visitors, alt.religion.scientology, sci.astro.seti,sci.physics.relativity
The Dark Lord
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Default Federation star ship document sent to earth

Did I mention I hate this guy?
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Old November 22nd 07, 09:05 PM posted to alt.alien.visitors,alt.religion.scientology,sci.astro.seti
Chris
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Default Federation star ship document sent to earth

I'm trying to be freindly.

I've just come out of the shrink house now they visit me every day and mum
has been knifed in the head because she had her honymoon on Mars with Hitler
having spent 1938 on the moon with him and 1939 on Mars where she said she
had me!

Known as the German Republic of Mars and the German republic of the Moon
respectivly.

The Germans had flying discs back in 1920, a base on the Moon in 1927 and on
Mars in 1930.

They also have star base in the proximal centurii system.

Now she is mourning the death of all her family except me and my cousins and
siblings.

One cousin has died.

Please publish the alien book that I sent from my starship in Jupiter Orbit.

Chris (Starship Commander).

"The Dark Lord" wrote in message
...
Did I mention I hate this guy?


Please don't. My feathery antenna is very delicate. I'm in human form at
present.


 




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