Kooks of Alt.Astronomy Prove How Stupid They Are

Astronomers say the moon causes tidal forces on earth. They say that
the moon's gravity is responsible. Yet no textbook states that gravity
is a tidal force. Furthermore when you look at textbooks on gravity,
which speak of the center of gravity, it is always shown as a force
which 'pulls' down weight or mass. Matter is pulled by the force of
gravity in a downward motion by the force of gravity. The weight is
balanced by the center of the mass weight. Thus the heavier side always
gets pulled down the most because of the greater weight.

Textbooks signed and published by the so-called professionals
er..experts in astronomy fail utterly to explain tidal force in terms of
the center of gravity. Tidal forces have been recorded since the dawn
of fishing and travel by seas. No moon calculations are necessary to
predict high and low tides.

Gravity is a force that acts on two bodies of matter with the larger
mass always depicted as having the greater gravity. Yet the moon is
barely half the mass of the earth. Furthermore, the so-called effect of
the moon's gravity is always depicted as *only* effecting the the
earth's water. Ofcourse only massive bodies of water are depicted, but
this is obviously utter brain washed bull****. An Olympic size swimming
pool ought to show the tidal force caused by the moon's orbit, but it
does not. Furthermore the atmosphere should be effected, the trees
should also be effected, and the earth itself should obviously
demonstrate a noticeable warping of its orbital path around the sun in
terms of an earth wobble, resulting resulting from the moon's gravity
pull. Yet no such effects have ever been listed to confirm the tidal
model currently in use by astronomers. Obviously the astronomy
profession are brainwashed nuts who think everyone on the planet is as
dumb as them or too stupid to figure out the bull**** in their models.

Gravity waves have only *recently* been theorized to exist. Massive
objects in the universe are theorized to have the elusive gravity
particles known as gravitons in order to account for extreme
gravitational effects such as would be found in black holes. These
theories are *currently* being hotly debated in physics circles, proving
that gravity is not understood. Yet all the textbooks from the
brainwashed hypnotized priests of astronomy state with absolute
authority that the 'moon's gravity is responsible for tidal forces
witnessed on earth'. How utterly stupid and downright lame of them.
They can take their lame 'authority' and shove it right up their.....

The kooks of alt.astronomy demonstrate how thinking strait on this
matter as is witnessed by their lame and stupid replies is not their
style. Furthermore they respond with more questions to me, proving how
little they know about the real properties of the multi-dimensional
universes.

The kooks in alt.astronomy deserve every insult they get for being so
utterly stupid and arrogant.

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**** you asshole. You only prove how stupid this newsgroup is with your
Kook Attention Deficit syndrome.

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[ ] Using the phrases "you people" or "those people" more
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[x] Not posting it in the first place.

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[ ] Helping someone else
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I think your more of a mad idiot than scientist.

LJ

Who cares what you think asshole.

Lloyd Jones wrote:

I think your more of a mad idiot than scientist.

LJ

No one cares what you think idiot.

LJ

Lloyd Jones wrote:

I think your more of a mad idiot than scientist.

LJ


For the net idiots like the above asshole, this article should be stuck
up their ass and left there, then at least the hot air they continue to
blow might blow themselves apart.

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Lloyd Jones wrote:

No one cares what you think idiot.

LJ


Only utter imbeciles say that about me. So you must be an imbecile.

Only utter imbeciles say that about me. So you must be an imbecile.

LOL Who does this guy think he is.

LJ

Smarter than you imbeciles.

Lloyd Jones wrote:

Only utter imbeciles say that about me. So you must be an imbecile.


LOL Who does this guy think he is.

LJ