On 9 Oct 2005 05:55:17 -0700
"Raving Loonie" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte wrote:
On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:28:11 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the condensed,
tumourous
camel, and attendant of the kept woman, blurted:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 18:08:23 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the passionless,
tailing ice-cream seller, and person employed to wake up
nocturnal
animals in disreputable wildlife parks, huddled:

On Sun, 09 Oct 2005 17:40:04 +0545
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:

Ray Vingnutte, , the errhine,
stubby
pig, and itinerant food trader, enjoined:

On 9 Oct 2005 04:44:26 -0700
"Michael Baldwin Bruce" wrote:

Bruce AKA Kadaitcha Man wrote:
Double-A, , the blotchy, insecure
retard,
and
employee who jumps through hoops, exhausted:

NOMINATION:

For my perpetual ineptitude and incompetence, my lack of
direction and purposefulness, my bad jokes and humorless
responses,
my ability to be annoying while thinking I am being cool,
and
my random mindedness and general cluelessness, I hereby
NOMINATE myself for the award of Clueless Newbie of the
Month
for the month of October.

Any seconds?

Double-A

Conjugated for the sake of TRVTH! on usenet.

Oooooh, it looks like Double-Anus has got a burr up his
arses
about something.

Nope, it's just that you are so bloody clueless Bruce, and
we
here
believe in credit where it's due, and boy you are one
clueless
coffee boy, perhaps amongst the worse we have seen here.

Is that a royal we or isn't your medication holding your
multiple
personality syndrome in check?

No, no no, that's just not good enough, you need to

You need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is that
a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality
syndrome in check?

How about an 'I still don't get it' award or 'I'm never going to
get
this in a month of Sundays' award.

If that's what you want out of life, go for it. And don't go
yelling
and
bleating IKYABWAI. Your ****ed up sentence has no object so you
must
have
dropped into conversational style and are therefore referring to
yourself.

At the moment you

You still need to answer the question. It stands. Answer it. Is
that a
royal we or isn't your medication holding your multiple
personality
syndrome in check?

Ok, how about the 'Brightest under 20 IQ' award, at this time that
is
the only award you will have any chance of winning.

You couldn't even be classed as clueless at this stage.


I think that Kadaitcha is bucking for the 'Lucid-free' award, Ray. The
wrangle factor is getting to him.

Well he doesn't even know what the thread is about, so there is
absolutely no chance of him winning the clueless newbie award.

I thought I was being generous but I'm wondering if the under 20 IQ
award is going to be too difficult for him to even stand a chance in
that category.



RL


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