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Belated thank you speech for Salinger (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2006)



 
 
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Old October 9th 06, 03:28 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,soc.men,news.groups,alt.fan.art-bell
Pinku-Sensei
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Default Belated thank you speech for Salinger (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2006)

Daedalus wrote in
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On 04 Oct 2006 10:36:23 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
wrote:


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE


Double-A, trained by Art Deco


Art really has Double-A trained.


I can't disagree with that.


Art probably has half the alt.astronomy saucerheads trained. We could
give him a Woodhouse every two months for the next year.

Sorry, Jade.


Why??? It's a solid vote.


Oh, it definitely is. It's just that Mop Jockey/Roberta/Unixd0rk
registering a domain name just to cause you trouble was a single
spectacular example of training and should be rewarded. Unfortunately,
Art has trained the alt.astronomy saucerheads to respond consistently.
There is nothing consistent about Unixd0rk except his silliness.

I should have nominated
you for the Salinger for your troll of soc.men.


At this point in time I think all of AUK deserves an award for about
three years worth of wiping the floor with those morons.


Well, I got my Salinger for soc.men.moderated, but you didn't get the
nomination you deserved for your "soc.men to be removed" troll. That
really worked well. I told myself to nominate you, but I never got
around to it, so I feel guilty about it. That's why I apologized to
you.

Speaking of feeling guilty, I haven't acknowledged my Salinger win.
Well, there's no time like the present. Thank you to Sean for coming up
with the idea and then recruiting me, Chad Stone for his supporting
role, Jayne K. for her unintentionally enabling Sean, Chad, and me, PJR
for running the election by acclamation, and all of AUK for voting for
the award. I would not have won the Salinger without all of you (even
Jayne).

And, yes, I suppose we (tinw) do deserve a group award. I think the
group training award for Kenny Kakes will have to do.

And Spooge still has bragging rights on introducing us to them.


All hail Spooge! You hace introduced us (tinu) to one of the great dens
of k00kery on USENET! During my stint as V. Cordero, I came to realize
that the core posters on soc.men are nearly as big a bunch of loons as
the collection of kooks who post to alt.fan.art-bell, with the
distinction that the garrison of Fort Machismo actually work together
almost as well as the saucerheads of alt.astronomy. That combination
makes the soc.fr00ts almost dangerous. *snicker* The odd thing is that,
if Spooge was the one that introduced soc.men to AUK, why do the soc.men
kooks blame PJR instead?
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Old October 10th 06, 02:15 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,soc.men,news.groups,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default Belated thank you speech for Salinger (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2006)

"Pinku-Sensei" wrote in
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Daedalus wrote in
:

On 04 Oct 2006 10:36:23 GMT, "Pinku-Sensei"
wrote:


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

Double-A, trained by Art Deco

Art really has Double-A trained.


I can't disagree with that.


Art probably has half the alt.astronomy saucerheads trained. We could
give him a Woodhouse every two months for the next year.

Sorry, Jade.


Why??? It's a solid vote.


Oh, it definitely is. It's just that Mop Jockey/Roberta/Unixd0rk
registering a domain name just to cause you trouble was a single
spectacular example of training and should be rewarded. Unfortunately,
Art has trained the alt.astronomy saucerheads to respond consistently.
There is nothing consistent about Unixd0rk except his silliness.

I should have nominated
you for the Salinger for your troll of soc.men.


At this point in time I think all of AUK deserves an award for about
three years worth of wiping the floor with those morons.


Well, I got my Salinger for soc.men.moderated, but you didn't get the
nomination you deserved for your "soc.men to be removed" troll. That
really worked well. I told myself to nominate you, but I never got
around to it, so I feel guilty about it. That's why I apologized to
you.

Speaking of feeling guilty, I haven't acknowledged my Salinger win.
Well, there's no time like the present. Thank you to Sean for coming up
with the idea and then recruiting me, Chad Stone for his supporting
role, Jayne K. for her unintentionally enabling Sean, Chad, and me, PJR
for running the election by acclamation, and all of AUK for voting for
the award. I would not have won the Salinger without all of you (even
Jayne).

And, yes, I suppose we (tinw) do deserve a group award. I think the
group training award for Kenny Kakes will have to do.

And Spooge still has bragging rights on introducing us to them.


All hail Spooge! You hace introduced us (tinu) to one of the great dens
of k00kery on USENET! During my stint as V. Cordero, I came to realize
that the core posters on soc.men are nearly as big a bunch of loons as
the collection of kooks who post to alt.fan.art-bell, with the
distinction that the garrison of Fort Machismo actually work together
almost as well as the saucerheads of alt.astronomy. That combination
makes the soc.fr00ts almost dangerous. *snicker* The odd thing is that,
if Spooge was the one that introduced soc.men to AUK, why do the soc.men
kooks blame PJR instead?


The much (and well deserving) esteemed Sharon B introduced me to them
first. Being the nadless little afraid-of-girls git that they are they
wouldn't respond to her pointy stick, so she handed them over to me. The
mother of all the fun we've had at the expense of the soc.men boys is
Sharon B.

All hail Sharon B!!

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Everyone dies
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Old October 11th 06, 03:03 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,soc.men,news.groups,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default Belated thank you speech for Salinger (was VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2006)

On 09 Oct 2006 02:28:47 GMT, Pinku-Sensei
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

The odd thing is that, if Spooge was the one that introduced soc.men
to AUK, why do the soc.men kooks blame PJR instead?


Because they're very, very stupid?

Just guessing.

PJR :-)
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