NOMINATION: digest, volume 2453397

tweet wrote:

Ross wrote:
DrPostman pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
this
in :

On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 08:36:59 -0700, Art Deco
in
accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

Ross wrote:

The Richard Dawson of Rogers Park pulled a bright blue crayon out
of
the box and scribbled this in
:

On Wed, 26 Jan 2005 19:31:23 -0700, Art Deco

scribbled:

[...]

For his continuing cowardice, including context snippage
leading
to de facto post editing via "digesting", blatant snipping of
links he does not want publicized, Foamy-style labeling of his
nicknames as "attribution problems," and general running away
from
the truth of his kookery, I nominate Dave "Davie Pee Wee
Tholenator(tm) the Lame" Tholen for Coward of the Month,
January
2005.

Anyone care to second?

Oh, and continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

I second the nomination of Tholen for CotM.

Thirded with alacrity.

I predict that he will pretend to be 'above all this' by not
responding except with even more inaccurate and repetitive
digests.

I wonder if his students will know about this and his other
Usenet
honours? For their sakes, I can only hope that he doesn't
conduct
his classes with the same lack of integrity that he shows online.

I have wondered the same myself. If so, having Tholen as an
instructor would bite.

Indeed. In spite of any professional accomplishments, to have such a

lack of imagination and integrity, he would be like death in the
classroom.

Some time this year I plan on visiting the Big Island. I have
toyed
with the idea of looking Davey up and seeing what he's like in RL.
Just to introduce myself, mind you.

Oh, that would make his day -- an Antagonist showing up at his office

door...just to say hi.


I would love to be a fly on the wall when that happens - I'm sure the
reactions would be interesting.

If he acts funny I leave him the hell alone.

I am curious about the conversations he would have: are they as dull
as
his Usenet posting or is he bolder when he is posting?


I am also curious. DrPostman, you have to go and then report back to
us what he is like IRL.

Yes, a full report would be most interesting.

I'm going there to visit a friend and see flowing lava
for the first time in my life. Davey really isn't all that
important,
but my friend works at the same university so I wouldn't be
going out of the way.

I would like to know if he does actually exist in real life or the
quote
in my .sig is correct.

R.

--
'You're erroneously presupposing that I'm in "RL", Ross.'

- Dave Tholen, Existentialist Philosopher,
Usenet Kook of the Month for March of 1998
in .

There seems to be evidence of a Dave Tholen in "RL", but perhaps it is
not the same entity we have crossed paths with online. That's a great
quote, btw.

Indeed it is.

--
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ

"...a fascist pig who deserves to be hung by
the neck until dead for treason against the
United States of America."
-- Alexa shows her boundless love for those who disagree with her

Aratzio wrote:

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 13:07:31 -0500, "Nightingale"
got double secret probation because:


tweet wrote in message
s.com...
If he acts funny I leave him the hell alone.

I am curious about the conversations he would have: are they as dull
as
his Usenet posting or is he bolder when he is posting?


I am also curious. DrPostman, you have to go and then report back to
us what he is like IRL.

How would you feel about a usenet troll showing up at your door?



Posty not torll, posty kookologist.

Bad nightingale, you torll.

I wonder what was his reason for snecking the tholenated froups.

--
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ

"...a fascist pig who deserves to be hung by
the neck until dead for treason against the
United States of America."
-- Alexa shows her boundless love for those who disagree with her

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:21:54 GMT, in accordance
with The Prophecy scribed:

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch which ones
post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution.
Another good indicator is to note which of those responders follow a person
to one or more of those irrelevant newsgroups and engage in their antagonism
there.


Are you afraid to contemplate me dropping by when I visit Hawaii?






--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"I venture to say there is no one writing on the
Internet today who is providing a greater purpose
for mankind than that found in my writings."
- Felonious Ray, destroyer of irony meters

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch which ones
post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution.
Another good indicator is to note which of those responders follow a person
to one or more of those irrelevant newsgroups and engage in their antagonism
there.

================================================== ==============================

Art Deco writes:

121 Tholenator(tm) tholed:

121 Are you going to sue me, Tholenator(tm)?

121 Just boilerplate "classics" from your last "digest," you are one boring
121 kook, Tholenator(tm).

121 Further abuse of the term "kookdance" noted, Tholenator(tm).

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 Numba 5!!

121 Continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

122 He has lots of experience.

122 Well done, sir!

123 ALL HAEL THE MPC!!!!!!!

124 Yes, a full report would be most interesting.

124 Indeed it is.

125 I wonder what was his reason for snecking the tholenated froups.

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Ross writes:

180 Cowardly snip of on-topic newsgroups corrected.

180 The Thole Meister pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
180 this in :

180 [snippage of others' digest entries]

180 I've answered this question previously, Davie. It is not my problem if you
180 are too busy compiling 'digests' to notice.

180 Why do you snip relevant newsgroups to your posts? Or are you going to
180 arrogantly act like you are so sophisticated that you won't 'lower
180 yourself' to acually get involved with the discussion?

180 There are few things more futile than being a failed net-cop, aren't there,
180 Davie?

180 [...]

180 Alright!!! Tied with LC.

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Aratzio writes:

113 Blew on by and am comfortably ensconced in triple digit land.

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ghoul writes:

9 are we leaving me out on purpose, ass face?

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DrPostman writes:

36 Are you afraid to contemplate me dropping by when I visit Hawaii?

wrote:

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch which ones
post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the
distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of those responders
follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant newsgroups and engage
in their antagonism there.


================================================== ==============================

Art Deco writes:

121 Tholenator(tm) tholed:

121 Are you going to sue me, Tholenator(tm)?

121 Just boilerplate "classics" from your last "digest," you are one
boring 121 kook, Tholenator(tm).

121 Further abuse of the term "kookdance" noted, Tholenator(tm).

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 Numba 5!!

121 Continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

122 He has lots of experience.

122 Well done, sir!

123 ALL HAEL THE MPC!!!!!!!

124 Yes, a full report would be most interesting.

124 Indeed it is.

125 I wonder what was his reason for snecking the tholenated froups.


================================================== =========================

Ross writes:

180 Cowardly snip of on-topic newsgroups corrected.

180 The Thole Meister pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
scribbled 180 this in :

180 [snippage of others' digest entries]

180 I've answered this question previously, Davie. It is not my problem
if you 180 are too busy compiling 'digests' to notice.

180 Why do you snip relevant newsgroups to your posts? Or are you going
to 180 arrogantly act like you are so sophisticated that you won't 'lower
180 yourself' to acually get involved with the discussion?

180 There are few things more futile than being a failed net-cop, aren't
there, 180 Davie?

180 [...]

180 Alright!!! Tied with LC.


================================================== =========================

Aratzio writes:

113 Blew on by and am comfortably ensconced in triple digit land.


================================================== =========================

ghoul writes:

9 are we leaving me out on purpose, ass face?


================================================== ==============================

DrPostman writes:

36 Are you afraid to contemplate me dropping by when I visit Hawaii?

thank you kookla

Tholenator(tm) tholed:

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch which ones
post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution.

Classic abuse of the term "kookdance" noted, Tholenator(tm).

Another good indicator is to note which of those responders follow a person
to one or more of those irrelevant newsgroups and engage in their antagonism
there.

Incoherent understanding of usenet noted, Tholenator(tm).

================================================== ============================
==

Art Deco writes:

121 Tholenator(tm) tholed:

121 Are you going to sue me, Tholenator(tm)?

121 Just boilerplate "classics" from your last "digest," you are one boring
121 kook, Tholenator(tm).

121 Further abuse of the term "kookdance" noted, Tholenator(tm).

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 Numba 5!!

121 Continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

122 He has lots of experience.

122 Well done, sir!

123 ALL HAEL THE MPC!!!!!!!

124 Yes, a full report would be most interesting.

124 Indeed it is.

125 I wonder what was his reason for snecking the tholenated froups.

Multiposting of the same off-topic "digest" noted, Tholenator(tm).

================================================== =========================

Ross writes:

180 Cowardly snip of on-topic newsgroups corrected.

180 The Thole Meister pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
scribbled
180 this in :

180 [snippage of others' digest entries]

180 I've answered this question previously, Davie. It is not my problem if
you
180 are too busy compiling 'digests' to notice.

180 Why do you snip relevant newsgroups to your posts? Or are you going to
180 arrogantly act like you are so sophisticated that you won't 'lower
180 yourself' to acually get involved with the discussion?

180 There are few things more futile than being a failed net-cop, aren't
there,
180 Davie?

180 [...]

180 Alright!!! Tied with LC.

What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
Tholenator(tm)?

================================================== =========================

Aratzio writes:

113 Blew on by and am comfortably ensconced in triple digit land.

What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
Tholenator(tm)?

================================================== =========================

ghoul writes:

9 are we leaving me out on purpose, ass face?

What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
Tholenator(tm)?

================================================== ==============================

DrPostman writes:

36 Are you afraid to contemplate me dropping by when I visit Hawaii?

What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
Tholenator(tm)?

Continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

--
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ

"...a fascist pig who deserves to be hung by
the neck until dead for treason against the
United States of America."
-- Alexa shows her boundless love for those who disagree with her

ghoul wrote:

wrote:

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch which ones
post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the
distribution. Another good indicator is to note which of those responders
follow a person to one or more of those irrelevant newsgroups and engage
in their antagonism there.



================================================== ============================
==

Art Deco writes:

121 Tholenator(tm) tholed:

121 Are you going to sue me, Tholenator(tm)?

121 Just boilerplate "classics" from your last "digest," you are one
boring 121 kook, Tholenator(tm).

121 Further abuse of the term "kookdance" noted, Tholenator(tm).

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
121 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

121 Numba 5!!

121 Continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

122 He has lots of experience.

122 Well done, sir!

123 ALL HAEL THE MPC!!!!!!!

124 Yes, a full report would be most interesting.

124 Indeed it is.

125 I wonder what was his reason for snecking the tholenated froups.


================================================== =========================

Ross writes:

180 Cowardly snip of on-topic newsgroups corrected.

180 The Thole Meister pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and
scribbled 180 this in :

180 [snippage of others' digest entries]

180 I've answered this question previously, Davie. It is not my problem
if you 180 are too busy compiling 'digests' to notice.

180 Why do you snip relevant newsgroups to your posts? Or are you going
to 180 arrogantly act like you are so sophisticated that you won't 'lower
180 yourself' to acually get involved with the discussion?

180 There are few things more futile than being a failed net-cop, aren't
there, 180 Davie?

180 [...]

180 Alright!!! Tied with LC.


================================================== =========================

Aratzio writes:

113 Blew on by and am comfortably ensconced in triple digit land.


================================================== =========================

ghoul writes:

9 are we leaving me out on purpose, ass face?


================================================== ==============================

DrPostman writes:

36 Are you afraid to contemplate me dropping by when I visit Hawaii?

thank you kookla

He loves the attention.

--
"a photon can travel faster than light when it is not excited"
"Ions are attracted to IRON"
"The dense ions in the ionosphere are simulating a
much higher gravitational pull to earth."
-- Alexa Cameron demonstrates her 200+ alien-implanted IQ

"...a fascist pig who deserves to be hung by
the neck until dead for treason against the
United States of America."
-- Alexa shows her boundless love for those who disagree with her

On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 19:43:27 GMT, in accordance
with The Prophecy scribed:


DrPostman writes:

36 Are you afraid to contemplate me dropping by when I visit Hawaii?


Why no answer to this, Tholen?






--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"I venture to say there is no one writing on the
Internet today who is providing a greater purpose
for mankind than that found in my writings."
- Felonious Ray, destroyer of irony meters

To see which posters are so-called "kookdancers", simply watch which ones
post a response and add a bunch of irrelevant newsgroups to the distribution.
Another good indicator is to note which of those responders follow a person
to one or more of those irrelevant newsgroups and engage in their antagonism
there.

================================================== ==============================

Art Deco writes:

126 Tholenator(tm) tholed:

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Note: no response from Tholenator(tm). No surprise, really.

126 Well done, Tholenator(tm), you perform well upon command.

126 Classic abuse of the term "kookdance" noted, Tholenator(tm).

126 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
126 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

126 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
126 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

126 What do your "digests" have to do with classical music, CotM Nominee
126 Tholenator(tm) the Classic?

126 Continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

127 Control.

128 He lives for the digesting.

128 ALL HAEL THE MPC!!!

129 He is winning his war against the antagonists with his deftly handled
129 digests.

130 Perhaps, but I believe he has relations in Mt. Pocono.

131 This plan works until they are activated again. Oh wait, the TholenBot
131 has already been reactivated.

132 The irony is that the regulars with clues have likely all KF'd
132 Tholenator(tm) and "digest" in the subject.

133 I'll bet this will get you digested.

134 I'm tellin' ya, he could be Foamy's long-lost half brother.

135 Classic abuse of the term "kookdance" noted, Tholenator(tm).

135 Incoherent understanding of usenet noted, Tholenator(tm).

135 Multiposting of the same off-topic "digest" noted, Tholenator(tm).

135 What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
135 Tholenator(tm)?

135 What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
135 Tholenator(tm)?

135 What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
135 Tholenator(tm)?

135 What do your "digests" have to do with astronomy, CotM Nominee
135 Tholenator(tm)?

135 Continue tholing, Tholenator(tm).

136 He loves the attention.

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Ross writes:

181 The Tholenator(tm) pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled
181 this in news
181 Corrected yet again.

181 The question was answered. Do your own homework.

181 What do you expect to accomplish with your cowardice, Dave?

181 Movin' on up!!!

182 Art Deco pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
182 in :

182 [...]

182 Control though cowardly snipping the froups for the digests....

182 I guess it makes sense in Davie's World(tm), but nowhere else.

183 Aratzio pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
183 :

183 [...]

183 snarf!

183 So Dave is related to Wiley E. Coyote?

184 Art Deco pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this in
184 :

184 [...]

184 Perhaps he is trying to 'shame' us (tinu) into meeting his standards of
184 what is on topic. I wish he showed a little imagination.

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Aratzio writes:

114 I bet that is rhetorical.

114 So Professor Tholen *supergenius* has a plan?

114 Must maintain above bots.

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ghoul writes:

10 thank you kookla

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DrPostman writes:

37 Why no answer to this, Tholen?

On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:08:03 GMT, in accordance
with The Prophecy scribed:


DrPostman writes:

37 Why no answer to this, Tholen?



Note the continued cowardice.









--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com

"I venture to say there is no one writing on the
Internet today who is providing a greater purpose
for mankind than that found in my writings."
- Felonious Ray, destroyer of irony meters