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Old January 7th 05, 11:50 PM
Fred J. McCall
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"Jeff Findley" wrote:

:Thanks for your "restraint" Fred. It helped me remember you from "way
:back", unless that was some other Fred McCall posting to sci.space in the
:early 90's.

I was the only one there that I'm aware of, Jeff.

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Old January 8th 05, 07:32 AM
Rand Simberg
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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 02:37:00 GMT, in a place far, far away,
(Alan Anderson) made the phosphor on my monitor
glow in such a way as to indicate that:

:
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature...8/overstretch/

Nothing on that page says a thing about how many people want anything.


What a shock.
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Old January 9th 05, 01:29 AM
Christopher M. Jones
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| Common name: Woodland Troll |
| Scientific name: Trollus Useneticus |
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# mostly bipedal hominid averaging 1.7m in length. An #
# average specimen of the woodland troll features a #
# prominent bony ridge above the eyes diminishing to a #
# thick cranial bone plate over much of the head; a pale #
# complexion; dragging knuckles; and a pungent odor #
# emitted by the combination of rotting food, decaying #
# foliage, fecal matter, and urine which invariably #
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# Trolls are by nature nocturnal, most of them spend the #
# daylight hours under a large boulder or felled tree. #
# Recent encroachment by human development has reduced #
# troll access to their natural habitat and ranges, #
# forcing them to make due, often, with a slimy, moss #
# covered gravel pile, under which they make their #
# primitive shelters. #
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# ACTIVITIES AND DIET: #
# #
# During their active period at night, the common troll #
# engages in numerous activities, though the most #
# important of these is foraging for food. The one #
# unifying characteristic of all manner of troll-like #
# species and sub-species is their diet. Trolls #
# invariably subsist on a combination of cheese curls and #
# extended, annoying conversations with others #
# (including, occasionally, other trolls). A typical #
# adult troll requires at least 7 arguments or flames per #
# day just to stay alive. With the increasing use of #
# advanced comment filtration (e.g. killfiles) it has #
# become increasingly difficult for them to eke out even #
# a basic sustenance. Worse yet, many individuals have #
# begun ignoring, and in some cases shunning interaction #
# with, trolls. The heartlessness of actions so callow #
# and so devastating to the trolls' lives and livelihoods #
# is appalling, yet nevertheless widespread. #
# #
# Trolls are a wide ranging and diverse species, with #
# many variants across many continents and climes. #
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# REPRODUCTION #
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# It is currently unknown exactly which methods the troll #
# uses to propagate its species. However, numerous #
# studies have confirmed that trolls do not engage in #
# sexual intercourse. Moreover, no studies to date have #
# been able to accurately determine gender in any troll #
# species, it is not even known if they have distinct #
# female and male sexes. At the moment there are several #
# leading theories competing to explain reproduction in #
# trollus useneticus. The two most favored theories are #
# asexual budding and spore-mediated fertilization. An #
# alternate theory which has been growing in popularity #
# holds that there are no true troll species and that #
# trolls are created by lateral genetic exchange from #
# existing trolls to compatible species (analogous to #
# fictional lycanthropy). Confirmation or refutation of #
# this controversial theory will have to wait until the #
# complete genome of the troll has been sequenced, a #
# project which has unfortunately languished in the #
# proposal phase for many years due to lack of funding. #
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# KNOWN PREDATORS: #
# #
# Unfortunately, trolls have many predators. Most common #
# among them are the helpful researcher, the informative #
# poster, the cool headed responder, and the kill-filer. #
# The cool header responder is technically not a troll #
# predator however. Trolls are typically unfazed by #
# logical counter arguments and cool headed reason. #
# However, even though their posts do not deliver the #
# same level of sustenance that a "flamer" or an "annoyed #
# poster" may provide, they still provide a valuable #
# source of dietary fiber for the troll. #
# #
# The most dangerous predators for the trolls are the #
# helpful researcher, the informative poster, and the #
# kill-filer. The common troll is highly allergic to #
# fact, real data, and research. Upon skin contact with #
# actual hard evidence and real data, the troll will #
# experience intense itching and burning at the site of #
# contact, followed by lesions and blisters. Eventually, #
# this results in loss of skin near the area of contact, #
# and usually to loss of a limb (in the example of #
# contact near the arm or leg). Contact with facts and #
# data near the facial area usually results in a slow #
# painful death. Contact with extremely high doses of #
# fact and hard data can cause temporary loss of #
# consciousness and even permanent brain damage for the #
# troll. #
# #
# The kill-filer poses a much more insidious threat to #
# the troll. Not posing a direct threat to the troll per #
# se, the kill-filer simply deprives the troll of yet #
# another source of nourishment. Some trolls have #
# developed counter measures to thwart the kill-filers, #
# usually this takes the form of a type of camoflage. #
# #
# The trolls' predators have reaped a terrible slaughter #
# over the years, resulting in the death of great hordes #
# of trolls. Trolls continue to breed rapidly though and #
# their population is stable. However, it is unknown how #
# long this situation can persist. Eventually, natural #
# predators and poachers may result in lower numbers of #
# trolls. Already we are seeing lower diversity among #
# the different troll species. That is why this troll #
# habitat refuge exists, to ensure the preservation of #
# the troll for not only our future, but the future of #
# our children. #
# #
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================================================== ========
/ This troll habitat refuge has been paid for in part by /
/ the Anti-Troll-Defamation League, the International /
/ Society for the Advancement of Troll Awareness, and /
/ the Troll Habitat Preservation Alliance. /
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Old January 9th 05, 03:47 AM
Eric Chomko
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Fred J. McCall ) wrote:
: "Jeff Findley" wrote:

: :Thanks for your "restraint" Fred. It helped me remember you from "way
: :back", unless that was some other Fred McCall posting to sci.space in the
: :early 90's.

: I was the only one there that I'm aware of, Jeff.

Did you ever post anything on-topic back then, or has ad hominem always
been your game?

Eric

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: live in the real world." -- Mary Shafer, NASA Dryden
 




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