Maxson and the Ventriloquist

The Ventriloquist

An ventriloquist visiting Iowa walks
into a small town and sees a local sitting on his
porch patting his dog. He figures hell have a little fun.

Ventriloquist: Hey, good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak to him?

Maxson: The dog doesnt talk.

Ventriloquist: Hey dog, hows it going old mate?

Dog: Doing alright.

Maxson is shocked!
Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Maxson.

Dog: Yep

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food,
and takes me to the lake once a week to play.

Maxson cant believe his ears!

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your horse?

Maxson: Horse doesnt talk either.

Ventriloquist: Hey horse, hows it going?

Horse: No worries.

Maxsons mouth is agape.

Ventriloquist: Is this your owner? pointing at Maxson?

Horse: Yep

Ventriloquist: Hows he treat you?

Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect
me from the elements.

Maxson is TOTALLY amazed!

Ventriloquist: Mind if I talk to your sheep?

Maxson: The sheeps a liar.