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What if (on lady astronauts)
What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the
crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert |
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message ... What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3 years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'.... greysky |
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On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote:
"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message ... What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3 years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'.... greysky A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but given NASA's track record, they would probably by one that cost $40 million! Double-A |
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Greysky the only real answer was given to us by nature. The crew has to
be made up with homosexual astronauts. No chance of pregnancy. bert |
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Double-A Blow up Britney dolls would be the way to go. Blown up with
helium is the gas of choice. Its that or a masturbating closet,that Woody Allen used. Reality is if the doll balloon "pops" that is a sign of a great orgasm,and should get a cheer from the crew members. On a 3 year trip to Mars sex is the only way to make time go faster. Happy to say that is true. It is reality to go with a bang bert |
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message ... Greysky the only real answer was given to us by nature. The crew has to be made up with homosexual astronauts. No chance of pregnancy. bert That would mean only Coffeeboys would get to go to mars! Unacceptable. NASA can hire a few hookers and set up the first red light district on the Red Planet - reality is once colonization begins, taxing sex can make Mars an independent nation eventually. Greysky |
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nightbat wrote
Double-A wrote: Commander Double-A On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote: Officer Greysky "G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message Officer Bert ... What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3 years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'.... greysky Commander Double-A A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but given NASA's track record, they would probably buy one that cost $40 million! Double-A nightbat Captain on the Bridge: Oh the humanity!!!!!, Science Officers grab hold of yourselves, I mean stand down. Sheesh!, auk coffeeboys are listening in to our profound messages and hanging on our every word. These general messages are not top priority encoded so anyone can listen in. You're forgetting Star Science Officers will each have beautiful shape shifting lovely Seans to attend to all our long mission sexual needs, so no need for infighting jealous can't help themselves Earthgirls or blow-up dolls. We are Sean Earth Federation distinguished so brilliant and sexy net world famous science researchers sought by mostly everyone. And the stowfiled silly bellhop coffeeboys have each other, oh brother!!!!!!!!! carry on, the nightbat |
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On Jul 11, 11:36 am, nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote Double-A wrote: Commander Double-A On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote: Officer Greysky "G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message Officer Bert ... What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3 years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'.... greysky Commander Double-A A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but given NASA's track record, they would probably buy one that cost $40 million! Double-A nightbat Captain on the Bridge: Oh the humanity!!!!!, Science Officers grab hold of yourselves, I mean stand down. Sheesh!, auk coffeeboys are listening in to our profound messages and hanging on our every word. These general messages are not top priority encoded so anyone can listen in. You're forgetting Star Science Officers will each have beautiful shape shifting lovely Seans to attend to all our long mission sexual needs, so no need for infighting jealous can't help themselves Earthgirls or blow-up dolls. We are Sean Earth Federation distinguished so brilliant and sexy net world famous science researchers sought by mostly everyone. And the stowfiled silly bellhop coffeeboys have each other, oh brother!!!!!!!!! carry on, the nightbat Captain Sir, I am sure that each of us having a beautiful Sean maden to tend to our needs will make a long voyage go quickly. Except for Warhol. He is insisting on 72 just for himself! Double-A |
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On Jul 11, 12:10 pm, "Charles D. Bohne" wrote:
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:50:32 -0700, Double-A wrote: I am sure that each of us having a beautiful Sean maden to tend to our needs will make a long voyage go quickly. Except for Warhol. He is insisting on 72 just for himself! He will have to wait until he's died. C. They can't fool Warhol. He knows he won't be able to get it up after he's dead. That's why he wants them now! Double-A |
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nightbat wrote
Double-A wrote: Commander Double-A On Jul 11, 11:36 am, nightbat wrote: nightbat wrote Double-A wrote: Commander Double-A On Jul 10, 6:30 am, "greysky" wrote: Officer Greysky "G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message Officer Bert ... What if those two lady asttronauts and their male lover were part of the crew on a space ship going to Mars? I think one would be pushed out the air lock.and have to walk all the way home. bert Officer Greysky It would be bad, Bert, unless the lady astronaut were putting out for the entire crew. Can you imagine if, during a mission that were to last 2 - 3 years (or more), that only one male astronaut who was lucky enough to be the gals boyfriend were getting any? An 'accident' like falling out the airlock without a space suit would probably happen within the first month, because no one else would be getting the 'right stuff'.... only goes to show that including a couple space - prostitutes on every long duration mission would be a good idea. You could really call them 'mission(ary) specialists'.... greysky Commander Double-A A blow up love doll would be easier to maintain on long missions, but given NASA's track record, they would probably buy one that cost $40 million! Double-A nightbat Captain on the Bridge: Oh the humanity!!!!!, Science Officers grab hold of yourselves, I mean stand down. Sheesh!, auk coffeeboys are listening in to our profound messages and hanging on our every word. These general messages are not top priority encoded so anyone can listen in. You're forgetting Star Science Officers will each have beautiful shape shifting lovely Seans to attend to all our long mission sexual needs, so no need for infighting jealous can't help themselves Earthgirls or blow-up dolls. We are Sean Earth Federation distinguished so brilliant and sexy net world famous science researchers sought by mostly everyone. And the stowfiled silly bellhop coffeeboys have each other, oh brother!!!!!!!!! carry on, the nightbat Commander Double-a Captain Sir, I am sure that each of us having a beautiful Sean maden to tend to our needs will make a long voyage go quickly. Except for Warhol. He is insisting on 72 just for himself! Double-A nightbat Oh the humanity!, just like that holy chaplain Officer needing 72 Sean space virgins just for himself. With so many beautiful advanced dolls heaven would be ours. oh boy, the nightbat |
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