Quiet Morning - Woods

A quiet morning here, or perhaps everybody is watching Tiger Woods
dominate the British Open?

Yup, officers and coffee boys alike are in suspense to see if the Tiger
can put yet another'n under his belt!

Perhaps if it isn't too hot, Bert might be out mowing his lawn.
Surprising that by now he doesn't have a lawn boy to do this shore.
But no using of Federation coffee boys to do those at home tasks!

And nightbat, I hope you will inspect the tea the coffee boys are
bringing aboard ship to make sure that only approved leaves are
included in their stashes.

And in spite of what NASA might allow aboard its shuttles, I hope we
are in accord on this nightbat, in the interests maintaining a highly
efficient crew, there will be no crack pipes allowed aboard our
starship!

Double-A