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Old September 4th 04, 04:05 AM
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Big Bertha Thing PI
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/calpi.html
Access page to 46K ZIP file
Astrophysics net ring access site
Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush

Calculate PI upto 3000 decimal places.

Ready to run Fortran 77 program complete with original
source code and ported source code in listing format.
Adds extended precision routines to Fortran 77.
Written by Mark P. Esplin
Ported to Fortran 77
By Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing general


A general told his troops, before the big battle, "Right lads,
we are outnumbered 4 to 1, but we are much better than them,
so we should win through in the end!"

Half-way through the battle he sees one of his men
leaning against a tree smoking. He rushes up to him,
calls him all the names under the sun
and asks him what he thinks he is doing?
He replied "I have already killed my four."
Try not to turn the minimum requirements,
into the maximum of your endeavour.

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1999.
To comply with my copyright,
please distribute complete and free of charge.

Tony Lance



Big Bertha Thing NASA II

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=e...c 33f8ee2f,69

Hi James,
Further to your above link, you have missed one or two sub-plots:-
1. Case documentation has been published on my web site.
2. My nbci web site has been closed.
3. You did not do this.
4. The opposition did it. (3rd Battle of Cyberspace)
5. You do not believe the opposition exists.
6. All Big Bertha Thing postings on that Saturday had the same prefix.
7. NASA would tell you to shut up.
8. Thank you for calling me Tony.
9. There is no problem my end.
10. A rocket scientist counts double.
11. John Prescott, Minister of the Crown counts double.
12. Ken Livingstone, Mayor of Greater London counts double.
13. Both have appointed directors to LPFA. (see mayor)
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/mayor.html
14. Pensions Ombudsman's judgements cannot be enforced on these directors.
15. Magna Carta does not apply; they are above the law.
16. It is feudal personal political patronage; all opticians to a man.
Thank you,
Tony Lance

 




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