Happy Birthday Buzz Aldrin!

On Fri, 20 Jan 2006 16:55:12 -0600, in a place far, far away, OM
made the phosphor on my
monitor glow in such a way as to indicate that:

...Born on this date in 1930. We really should all chip in and buy him
a pair of brass knucks!

It's not possible that Buzz ever hit anybody.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,63045,00.html

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:28:52 GMT, h (Rand
Simberg) wrote:

...Born on this date in 1930. We really should all chip in and buy him
a pair of brass knucks!

It's not possible that Buzz ever hit anybody.

....First off, it's *you* reporting this. Strike One.

....Secondly, it's on a Fox "news" page. Strike Two.

....Thirdly, denying Buzz the honor of the kill is akin to saying
there's no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy. Strike Three.

Enough, Rand. You've sunk your boat too deep this time. Give up on
this one and let Sibrel take his lumps like the molested ****head he
is.

OM
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:48:35 -0600, in a place far, far away, OM
made the phosphor on my
monitor glow in such a way as to indicate that:

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:28:52 GMT, h (Rand
Simberg) wrote:

...Born on this date in 1930. We really should all chip in and buy him
a pair of brass knucks!

It's not possible that Buzz ever hit anybody.

...First off, it's *you* reporting this. Strike One.

...Secondly, it's on a Fox "news" page. Strike Two.

...Thirdly, denying Buzz the honor of the kill is akin to saying
there's no Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or Tooth Fairy. Strike Three.

Enough, Rand. You've sunk your boat too deep this time. Give up on
this one and let Sibrel take his lumps like the molested ****head he
is.

Was your satire detector removed at birth?

On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 23:04:33 GMT, h (Rand
Simberg) wrote:

Was your satire detector removed at birth?

....Was that corncob removed from your rectum at birth?

OM
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