Relf's fulfilled dreams

On Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:20:59 AM UTC-7, benj wrote:
On 07/17/2014 01:08 AM, hanson wrote:

"benj" wrote:



On 07/16/2014 04:51 PM, hanson wrote:

Jeff-Relf.Me" @. did NOT have the balls nor chutzpah

to jump because he is an aging Einstein Dingleberry &

a habitual Masturbator who loud-mouthes in his worship

of Albert's sphincter, and also REL-igiously ******s now

over the homicidal, Jewish crack-whore Alix Tichelman



http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...eath/12482613/



which is in line with Relf's earlier posts from 31-Mar-2008

wherein:



"Rectal Vacuumist "Jeff?Relf" , ::JR:: wrote:

::JR:: I no longer want sex anymore. I masturbate. I've found that

::JR:: all these erections & masturbations can irratate my prostate.

::JR:: My problem mostly happens a few hours before I want to

::JR:: wake up, so I can't take Sudafed.

::JR:: Ejaculation is a mind-altering drug, no better than heroin

::JR:: or meth. So I've recently vowed to not masturbate...

::JR:: I use my left hand to smoke, masturbate and to type ...

::JR:: Does that make me smart ? -- I'd rather masturbate.

::JR:: She likes to squirt meth up her rear ( it makes her cum).

::JR:: but pussy is the last thing I want.

::JR:: My dreams, however, have been semi-erotic as of late..."



hanson wrote:

So, Relf, redeem yourself now and do what Harlow did

not have the balls for, to prove that GR's Gravity is not

a force like Newton said.



Relf, simply jump out of the next 5th story window and

manipulate ... (NOT your shvantz, but) ...space-time and

curve space properly with your fat-ass mass, to avoid you

being splattered on the sidewalk...



till then Relf, thanks for the laughs... ahahahahanson



Benj wrote:

Oh WOW! That NSA gummint terminal of yours really pulls up some great

stuff! I'm jealous as hell!



No wonder Relf can only stand a dark orange font on a dark brown

background in his basement "command center"! My blue on white screen

would have him rubbing his schlang into a nub!



Let us only hope he is not so much of a schlump that Relf forgets

which hand is which. I hate those sticky smokes when Relf uses his

"other right hand".



Hanson you are a million yuks!



hanson wrote:

The 4th entry in the Urban dictionary defines, "yuk" as

"a penis, especially a large one" ... ahahahaha...

So, Ben, even with such accolades your attempts of you

sucking up to me are futile. You said that YOU were gay.

I am not!



But, to make yourself happier, Ben, goto Relf and get

lessons from Relf... ahahaha...

Thanks for the laughs anyway ... ahahahahahahanson



Your NSA terminal is working over time!



Urban Dictionary example: "Hoe, I'm about to stick my yuk in yo cutty."



So now in your fantasy I'm Jewish, I'm Gay, I'm black, (and presumably

PROUD!) Oh, and I'm HERE!



Next time try a REAL dictionary! You gummint types! One has to explain

every little thing to you and yet they think they should tell everyone

else what to do!



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/yuk



Definition of YUK

1 slang : laugh did it just for yuks

2 slang : joke, gag



And of course you missed the usual usage: Namely as an exclamation when

mistakenly grabbing one of those smokes with the wrong hand! YUK!



Reminds me of a woman who told me that the first time she had sex she

thought to herself: "What a Yukky business this is!"



(hint for you Hanson: She didn't mean "funny")

Hanson and others of his/her kind are not here as trying to seriously help anyone. They have a very serious job to do, and that job is to disqualify Usenet/newsgroups and keep as many of us as snookered and dumbfounded as possible.

Hitler, GW Bush, Dick Cheney and all others of their mainstream status quo kind would have always loved Hanson.