"Nazis Run Our Space Program" -- Peace Activist Bruce Gag-Me

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
...

militarily... when all they had to do to beat us was to buy us.

'Thousands of years ago the Old Empire had enforced the Pax Morporkia, which
had said to the world: "Do not fight, or we will kill you." The Pax had
arisen again, but this time it said: "If you fight, we'll call in your
mortgages. And incidentally, that's my pike you're poinging at me. I paid
for that shield you're holding. And take my helmet off when you speak to me,
you horrible little debtor."'

-- Terry Pratchett, _Feet of Clay_

Pat Flannery wrote:
The C-Cap served no useful purpose other than to gather lint and
dandruff.

Which otherwise would have fallen in the food.

On the other hand, you don't need a hatrack when you go indoors.

/dps

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Rand Simberg wrote:
Or this: http://www.monstrula.de/filme/robotmonster/pic9.jpg :-D

I and my fashion consultants will give it all the consideration that
it's due.

Looks like an early attempt at space suit insulation.

/dps

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Eric Chomko wrote:

I guess it depends on which side of the revolution you're on.
These are the same kids that buy gangsta rap records at 10 million copies
a clip. Made folks like '50 Cent' worth a little more than that.





Meanwhile back at the Fashion Secret Police:
Kim Jong-Il:
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/di...g_il_smile.jpg
This look says: "No more yanky my wanky; the Donger wants food!" in no
uncertain terms.
Pol Pot: http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afbeelding:Polpot.jpg
Seen it before, heard it befo "I have just returned from Hong Kong,
home of the shiny green suit. You have any naked pictures of Walter
Brennan, Earl?"
Mao Tse Tung: http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/...20Tse-Tung.jpg
"Someday, I'll run all of China; someday I'll have enough money to
afford both starch and ironing....and padded shoulders...yes... and
padded shoulders."
Ah...success of a sort:
http://www.laeditorialvirtual.com.ar...plaudiendo.jpg
"I try to lose weight, but it all goes straight to my shoulders."
Moammar Ghadafi...interesting- two distinct looks he
The "I am the illegitimate son of Juan Peron" look:
http://finewhyfine.typepad.com/fine_...dafi-thumb.jpg
And this...on Jackie it would have been pink; on Jackie it just might
have worked:
http://www.eramuslim.com/ezimagecata...66-200x600.jpg
:-)

Pat

On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 18:24:47 GMT, (Derek Lyons)
wrote:

Worse yet is the move to replace the Dixie Cup (AKA crackerjack AKA
sailors hat) with the dammed beret.

....****. When did *that* happen?

OM

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his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 10:51:33 -0600, Pat Flannery
wrote:

He'll know if it's a **** cap or a **** cutter.

....Pat, remember when Mary left ssh over that word?

Hint dropped. Hard.

OM

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his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 16:16:19 GMT, h (Rand
Simberg) wrote:

I've met Bruce Gagnon and he's a very sincere, idealistic person.

I've no doubt he is. He's sincerely loonytunes.

....And while it may seem odd for me to back up someone who's been as
big a prick as Rand, this is something else I've found. In far too
many cases, complete whackos like Gagnon get as far as they do not
because their arguements aren't full of ****, but because they're
perceived as being "nice people". They're taking an almost Gandhistic
approach to pushing their bull**** on everyone, and that's how they
manage to gain so many gullible supporters. Rather than hammering
their bogus agenda through the skulls of the clueless, they gradually
convert through erosion.

Which is why he and every other antinuke treehugging unwashed hippie
should be lined up against the wall and shot the first time they spout
off..

OM

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"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 11:07:15 GMT, "Nathan Gant"
wrote:

I've met Bruce Gagnon and he's a very sincere, idealistic person.

....Did you learn this before or after you shared those hits of acid
with him?

OM

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"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 02:26:48 -0800, Dale wrote:

We count on you to always steer the group back towards sensitivity and decorum.

....Hey, no problem. I hate to see someone **** up things around here
by using incorrect terminology that would **** someone off we don't
want gone. Again.

OM

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"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
in message ...
On Fri, 04 Mar 2005 02:26:48 -0800, Dale wrote:

We count on you to always steer the group back towards sensitivity and
decorum.

...Hey, no problem. I hate to see someone **** up things around here
by using incorrect terminology that would **** someone off we don't
want gone. Again.

OM

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"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

Bob,

Reality check here. *You* caused her to leave! Want a link? Now you are
harassing people like
me who have been asking you to stop for years! Want a link to that too?
Within hours of correcting that poster you interjected your own swear word!
Want a link? Your sig is usually longer than your post! Etiquette?

Gut check here "pal", you have posted 20+ one liners in less than 24 hours
all easily linkable as proof yet you make claims against me without proof
and
then "send me back to killfile hell" when I DEMAND proof.

Talk about a "signal to noise ratio." Noise, thy name is OM.

Nice try though Bob.

Paul