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And that is the difference ...
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon
and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm on disability." |
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And that is the difference ...
On Sunday, August 3, 2014 11:58:49 AM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm on disability." Why not save some money and just order Jesus a glass of water. You know he can change it into wine himself! Double-A |
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And that is the difference ...
I'm more amused at an athiest who tells a religious joke.
Hägar wrote: A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm on disability." |
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"Bast" wrote in message ... I'm more amused at an athiest who tells a religious joke. *** That is because we are "equal opportunity" joke tellers ... it's all fair game and you lame-brains provide with a never ending stream of over-the-top cannon-fodder ... God Bless, my little rug munching pumpkin ... Hägar wrote: A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm on disability." |
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And that is the difference ...
On Sun, 3 Aug 2014 15:56:09 -0700, Hägar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message ... I'm more amused at an athiest who tells a religious joke. *** That is because we are "equal opportunity" joke tellers ... it's all fair game and you lame-brains provide with a never ending stream of over-the-top cannon-fodder ... God Bless, my little rug munching pumpkin ... aI dont know if hagar is an atheist. I really dont think that he is. He may say that he is, he may try and act like he is, he may even hope that he is, yet the problem of his stupidity still remains. Atheists in general have a higher IQ and Hagar has shown his racism and prejudice against several things And that is just not the way of an atheist Hägar wrote: A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes!" So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord. Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm on disability." |
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Look, numbnutz ... I don't know what you're after, but I believe
in the laws of physics and in evolution. I also believe that life throughout the Cosmos is the rule, rather than the exception. In time that will be verified. I don't believe that there is a Universal Spook who made it all or even any part of it and the laws of physics prohibit it. Now I don't give a rats what your alt.atheists NG says ... the only people who go there are wanna-be atheists, or religious zealots, like you. Now **** off, you're late for your daily kneeling session. Mecca is to the south-east. |
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On Mon, 4 Aug 2014 17:44:07 -0700, Hägar wrote:
Look, numbnutz ... I don't know what you're after, but I believe in the laws of physics and in evolution. I also believe that life throughout the Cosmos is the rule, rather than the exception. In time that will be verified. I don't believe that there is a Universal Spook who made it see there is you problem right there. You are NOT an atheist. You have no ****ing clue what an atheist is. You are a ****ing moron. Belief requires faith. If you have faith that means you support the supernatural, unsuporrted claims, thing that do not require concrete physical evidence. Trust me you are not as smart as you hope that you are. all or even any part of it and the laws of physics prohibit it. Now I don't give a rats what your alt.atheists NG says ... the only people who go there are wanna-be atheists, or religious zealots, like you. Now **** off, you're late for your daily kneeling session. Mecca is to the south-east. not to mention your unrelenting attempt to make other look bad or not as intelligent as you as ususal fails horribly |
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On Tuesday, August 5, 2014 8:16:22 AM UTC-7, wrote:
On Mon, 4 Aug 2014 17:44:07 -0700, Hägar wrote: Look, numbnutz ... I don't know what you're after, but I believe in the laws of physics and in evolution. I also believe that life throughout the Cosmos is the rule, rather than the exception. In time that will be verified. I don't believe that there is a Universal Spook who made it see there is you problem right there. You are NOT an atheist. You have no ****ing clue what an atheist is. You are a ****ing moron. Belief requires faith. If you have faith that means you support the supernatural, unsuporrted claims, thing that do not require concrete physical evidence. Trust me you are not as smart as you hope that you are. all or even any part of it and the laws of physics prohibit it. Now I don't give a rats what your alt.atheists NG says ... the only people who go there are wanna-be atheists, or religious zealots, like you. Now **** off, you're late for your daily kneeling session. Mecca is to the south-east. not to mention your unrelenting attempt to make other look bad or not as intelligent as you as ususal fails horribly Hagar is 100% Jew. |
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wrote in message ...
On Mon, 4 Aug 2014 17:44:07 -0700, Hägar wrote: Look, numbnutz ... I don't know what you're after, but I believe in the laws of physics and in evolution. I also believe that life throughout the Cosmos is the rule, rather than the exception. In time that will be verified. I don't believe that there is a Universal Spook who made it see there is you problem right there. You are NOT an atheist. You have no ****ing clue what an atheist is. You are a ****ing moron. Belief requires faith. If you have faith that means you support the supernatural, unsuporrted claims, thing that do not require concrete physical evidence. Trust me you are not as smart as you hope that you are. all or even any part of it and the laws of physics prohibit it. Now I don't give a rats what your alt.atheists NG says ... the only people who go there are wanna-be atheists, or religious zealots, like you. Now **** off, you're late for your daily kneeling session. Mecca is to the south-east. not to mention your unrelenting attempt to make other look bad or not as intelligent as you as ususal fails horribly *** Seems to have worked rather well on you, you pompous little dick head. But just so that you can sleep tonight: I am NOT an Atheist. I do believe ... in evolution, the Big Bang and in your case I believe that birth control should be retro-active. |
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