Astro is a warlord name on a riverboat, Astro1 and Astro2 cruising standing with machine guns.

Welcome to Guatemala, warlord river rides, Elvis Costello is the driver
of our river Taxi and guide
service along our plantations. The guns are necessary, as we can never
know when crocodiles
might make high jumps. Feel comfortable seniors. Let's go Elvis, vamos
nuestro amigos
Americanos.

Astro Uno.

Si senior.

Sabes que necesitas tener.

Si, senior.

(machine gun sound, guests fall into the river for the crocodiles)

Welcome to Guatemala, warlord river rides, Elvis Costello is the driver
of our river Taxi and guide
service along our plantations. The guns are necessary, as we can never
know when crocodiles
might make high jumps. Feel comfortable seniors. Let's go Elvis, vamos
nuestro amigos
Americanos.

Astro Uno.

Si senior.

Sabes que necesitas tener.

Si, senior.

(machine gun sound, guests fall into the river for the crocodiles)

The guide spat on the floating bodies in the water, just before the
crocodiles began munching on them.

Hacer! Poner!

We learned that tener (to have) was wrongly used instead of hacer (to
do),
however in South America poner is used (to put). You know what you
have to put (up with) is what the boss said on the warlord's boat to
the
two men holding machine guns.

Hasta luego.

Welcome to Guatemala, warlord river rides, Elvis Costello is the driver
of our river Taxi and guide
service along our plantations. The guns are necessary, as we can never
know when crocodiles
might make high jumps. Feel comfortable seniors. Let's go Elvis, vamos
nuestro amigos
Americanos.

Astro Uno.

Si senior.

Sabes que necesitas tener.

Si, senior.

(machine gun sound, guests fall into the river for the crocodiles)

The guide spat on the floating bodies in the water, just before the
crocodiles began munching on them.

Hacer! Poner!

We learned that tener (to have) was wrongly used instead of hacer (to
do),
however in South America poner is used (to put). You know what you
have to put (up with) is what the boss said on the warlord's boat to
the
two men holding machine guns.

Hasta luego.

You will find, your spanish lessons romantic. (shooting in the air
with a machine gun for a few seconds)

Come to our romantic country and put up with Astro1 and Astro2
to follow you into the jungle of love.