PENN ANTHROPOLOGIST BLAMED FOR GLOBAL WARMING -- Alan Mann's Toxic Gas Harming the Ozone -- Hurricanes, Floods, Tornadoes, Bad TV Reception, -- Yes, Even Diarrhea ... .

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Alan Mann, professor of anthropology at the University of
Pennsylvania in Philadelphia and curator of the university
museum's physical anthropology collection, is caught by
a Paparazzi taking a refreshing dip in the Delaware River.
The slimeball evolutionist occasionally catches a fish with
his weener but once in a while he's not so lucky. Several
years ago, a baby shark thought it was staring at a delicious
worm and took a bite, requiring Mann to have a painful
penis transplant. The donor was David Iain Greig, moderator
of talk.origins, a mighty good sport..

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Professor of Anthropology Alan Mann (center)

EXPLAINING THE WEENER (and other good stuff...)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weener

FOR MEN ONLY: Keep From Having a Petrified Penis
http://www.vasectomy-information.com/humor/manual.htm

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The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were MY call, they'd ALL be arrested

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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)

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To prove they're the real McCoy:

PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE

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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad,com
Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death

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