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Solar Stormwatch: Solar Scientists NEED YOUR HELP!
http://solarstormwatch.com/
From the website: /quote Solar scientists need you! Help them spot explosions on the Sun and track them across space to Earth. Your work will give astronauts an early warning if dangerous solar radiation is headed their way. And you could make a new scientific discovery. /endquote You'll get an opportunity to view the photos from NASA's Stereo I & II solar observational birds, watching for coronal mass exjections in 3D! Maybe you might even spot Mook's satellite in there that aliens may have left behind... :-) Next time you find yourself pondering the lineage of Pat to Lady Gaga, I suggest you head over there and pitch in! ;-) Dave |
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Solar Stormwatch: Solar Scientists NEED YOUR HELP!
On 3/5/2010 1:07 PM, David Spain wrote:
Help them spot explosions on the Sun and track them across space to Earth. Your work will give astronauts an early warning if dangerous solar radiation is headed their way. And you could make a new scientific discovery. /endquote You'll get an opportunity to view the photos from NASA's Stereo I& II solar observational birds, watching for coronal mass exjections in 3D! Maybe you might even spot Mook's satellite in there that aliens may have left behind... :-) Ah, the dread "Clickworkers": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clickworkers Students and teachers lured into the web of the NASA spider to be used as unpaid slave labor for Big Space and its hidden agendas. Back in the 1960's this sort of work was done by specially-bred NASA monkeys, but today it's done by any gullible fool NASA can find on the web, ruining their eyesight by staring at bottomless piles of photos of some space object for no pay at all... not even a banana pellet. Right now it may seem harmless..."Well, I can't get laid, but I have successfully helped NASA catalog 37,641 craters from old Viking photography." But the gullible and pathetic fools who have been lured into this form of cyber-slavery should remember that NASA always employs both the carrot...and the stick! Just like the space monkeys were rewarded with banana pellets when they performed the correct action, and punished with electrical shocks when they performed the wrong action, NASA's drone image analysis army is kept toeing the line by the threat that NASA will release the names of everyone who whoever worked as a volunteer for them on this to all the internet singles dating websites, irrevocably branding their file with a glowing red "Pathetic Unlayable Geek" stamp. So it's "Do what we want, or your bloodline will become extinct." "Arbeit Macht Frei" my friends; Arbeit Macht Frei. Next time you find yourself pondering the lineage of Pat to Lady Gaga, I suggest you head over there and pitch in! Lady Gaga...the sexiest Illuminati Fifth Columnist you have ever laid eyes on: http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676 http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=2614 http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=2737 "Eye In The Pyramid?" Boner In The Pants is more like it! _And those may be her pants also!_ Thank God someone is keeping track of all this as our world is sucked into a vortex of secret society mind control destruction: http://vigilantcitizen.com/ Pat |
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Solar Stormwatch: Solar Scientists NEED YOUR HELP!
Pat Flannery writes:
Ah, the dread "Clickworkers": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clickworkers Not Clickworkers, Martians.... http://beamartian.jpl.nasa.gov/welcome And if you sign up and don't toe the line we're putting this picture of you up on facebook for all to see: http://davidszondy.com/future/Dystopias/WW3.jpg Arbeit hält lhr Gesicht versteckt... ;-) Dave |
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Solar Stormwatch: Solar Scientists NEED YOUR HELP!
On Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:08:28 -0500, David Spain wrote:
Pat Flannery writes: Ah, the dread "Clickworkers": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clickworkers Not Clickworkers, Martians.... http://beamartian.jpl.nasa.gov/welcome And if you sign up and don't toe the line we're putting this picture of you up on facebook for all to see: http://davidszondy.com/future/Dystopias/WW3.jpg Rover!! You mistook Rover for a Martian? Martians look like this: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/ima...-2-590x315.jpg (ooo-La-la! Now you know why Earth hasn't been invaded yet!) Our land is red and cold, our women green and hot. Arbeit hält lhr Gesicht versteckt... ;-) Dave |
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Solar Stormwatch: Solar Scientists NEED YOUR HELP!
Marvin the Martian writes: Rover!! You mistook Rover
for a Martian? Thank goodness Gene Barry*** passed recently, or the PETA folks** would be all over him for hitting Rover with a flashlight! We all know the Name of That Game.... :-) Martians look like this: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/ima...-2-590x315.jpg (ooo-La-la! Now you know why Earth hasn't been invaded yet!) Our land is red and cold, our women green and hot. And always color corrected back in the lab*... Best part about Martian women, you don't have to take them out to dinner, just let 'em sunbathe and they never complain about being hungry.... ;-) Dave 'suffering a mild case Pat F dimensia today....' * ST TOS pilot trivia... ** Are they Martians too? *** http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0058001/bio |
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Solar Stormwatch: Solar Scientists NEED YOUR HELP!
On 3/13/2010 9:58 AM, David Spain wrote:
Best part about Martian women, you don't have to take them out to dinner, just let 'em sunbathe and they never complain about being hungry.... The problem with Martian Frost Princesses is their frigidity. More than one astronaut has found out that contact with them is more likely to produce a freeze-pop than a hard-on, and lord help the man who gets his tongue stuck to one. They are also heavily armed, as each is equipped with a icy BM. Pat |
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