KKI Analysis and NOMINATION: Warhol for VVF Weird Science (was From the Gospel of Truth)

Pinku-Sensei wrote:

Warhol wrote:

Ha Ha Ha...

1. Characteristic tic from this poaster.

and from who have they stolen it... who wrote the source
code...

2. Two phrases that required four readings in order to discover that
they are rhetorical questions.
3. Set-up for multiple k0oky k'lames justifying theft.

Those loony have already stolen enough money...

4. K0oky (or ignorant) disagreement between subject and all words
around it.
5. First k'lame justifying theft.

Must I remind
you, that all your Knowledge belongs to me...

6. Grandiose k'lame (Yeah, and all your base is belong to us, too).
7. Delusional k'lame, too.
8. Set-up for yet another justification of theft.

because it was stolen
from my Moorish kingdom,

9-10. Delusional k'lames--knowledge stolen from Moors and Moorish
kingdom is Warhol's.
11. This last is a grandiose k'lame, too.
12. All k'lames are part of justification for theft.

by bloody Pirates...

13. Fantastical k'lame.
14. K'lame at odds with accepted history--the best known pirates in the
area were the Barbary Pirates--fellow Moors--against whom the U.S.
fought the first police action ("To the shores of Tripoli" in the
Marine Corps Hymn). Now, why rant against your own people, Warhol?

amongst that knowledge
was even the source code for Turbo Pascal...

15. This is either yet another delusional k'lame or the most ridiculous
troll I've ever read. Either way, it gets credited as a k0oksign.
16. Weird science (I never even typed this in an analysis of Guthball!)

I never have seen one
word written, that the first computer software was Moorish...

17. K'lame of persecution of group by accomplishment being ignored
(psst, maybe no one has written that because it isn't true.)
18. Yet another weird science k'lame.

Ha Ha Ha

19. Characteristic tic of this poaster.

thief's kept their mouth closed for 400 years...

20. Yet more elaboration of fantasy.
21. Yet more justifcation of theft.
22. K0oky mangling of English language not covered by blanket
assignment of points at end of analysis.

and than they claimed
they have invented...

23. Conspiracy theory.
24. Yet more k0oky mangling of the English language not covered by
blanket assignment of points at end of analysis.

but in reality they are thieves them self...

25. Yet another justification for theft.
26. Still more k0oky mangling of the English language.

and
have invented only stupid lies...

27. Characteristic lame by this poaster.
28. Projection, specifically a PKB lame.

It's like that guy of Microsoft...

29. Even more k0oky mangling of the English language.

Bill...

30. Introduction of a strawman.

well he too was the brightest thief of all the Pirates...

31-32. Set-ups for conspiracy theory and yet another justification for
theft.
33. Characteristic lame by this poaster.
34. Projection.

How
many free source codes did he not steal from all kind of open BBS...
and patented it on his name...

35. Conspiracy theory.
36. Justification for theft.
37. Projection in the form of a PKB lame.
38. Mangling of the English language in such a way that the sentence
reads the opposite of what Warhol intended.

None of the DOS commands were written
by Bill... he only did what a Warhol does... he cut and pasted his
first OS... with what he found in open BBS data bases...

39. Yet more strawman argument.
40. Justification for theft.
41. Identification with the powerful.
42. More conspiracy theory.
43. More mangling of the English language.

So don't come
here cry for the so called stealing from the author of the software...

44. More mangling of the English language.
45. More justification for theft.

must I remind you too that Bill got paid by IBM for his first version
of win95... when they asked him for OS2...

46. K'lame that needs support, or else it becomes yet more conspiracy
theory.

and with the money he got
from IBM, he Cut and pasted Win95... and IBM was f-cked up...

47. Conspiracy theory (the cutting and pasting part).
48. More justification for theft.

well
that was good because IBM had the original Moorish Software...

49. A return to the original weird science claim.
50. A return to the original conspiracy theory.
51. More justification for theft.

because
they had stolen the knowledge from us, all the Knowledge belonged
before to My Family...

52. Contradiction--wasn't the knowledge stolen by pirates, not IBM? Or
is IBM part of the Freemasons, Rosacrucians, and Rothschilds?
53-54. Delusional and grandiose k'lames about Moorish Software not only
belonging to the Moors, but to Warhol's family specifically.

and maybe you don't know it... but I belong to
the Invincible Lion family of the children of the Mesbah... rulers of
the world since man was created.... Rulers of Universes... and rulers
of the underworlds...

0_o

55-58. Four escalating grandiose k'lames, one of genealogy, and three
about the power of his family.
59-61. The last three k'lames, at least, are delusional too.

Hi hi hi...

62. Verbal tic.

Anyway soon you have a new Operating
system for your computer... The warholian RedNoW Version 1*4*4 wrap
force OS...

63. Novel combination of words.
64. Mangled spelling.
65. Self-promotion.

That will be Day and Night with the current versions of
OS-systems....

66. Grandiose k'lame.

my Future High speed OS will break all records of
compressions...

67. Yet another grandiose k'lame.
68. More mangling of the English language.

everything shall be compressed to 1 BIT...

69. New weird science k'lame. Wow, two completely different weird
science k'lames in one poast! This is worthy of a VVF Weird Science
nomination.

Can you
Imaging, you can download a high definition movie, with only one file
of 1 bit... and decompressed in less than 1/1000 sec...

70. More mangling of the English language.
71. Utter ignorance of how computers work.

Ha Ha Ha

72. Characteristic tic of this poaster.

you
guy don't know what a true operating system is...

73. Projection--neither does Warhol.

well wait for the
next release of WondeR RednoW...

74. Novel construction by this poaster.
75. More self-promotion.

and this not a joke...

76. Denial.

Gabriel the
Arc Angel is the Author...

77-78. Incredibly grandiose and delusional k'lame.
79. More creative mangling of the English language.

Now for the points for the entire poast.

80. Rambling-no paragraph breaks in 391 words.
81-84. Four credits for k0oky punctuation, one for each 100 words or
part thereof.
85-88. Four credits for k0oky capitalization, one for each 100 words or
part thereof.
89-92. Four credits for general illucidity, one for each 100 words or
part thereof.

I counted 92 kooksigns in 391 words, which yields a KKI of 0.235.
That's up there, and even kookier than Tosser.

Yowza!

In honor of his high KKI score and his proposing two weird computer
science ideas in one poast, I nominate Warhol for the Victor Von
Frankenstein Weird Science Award.

Seconds?

No need to ask, Bruce. SECONDED!

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On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 12:29:50 -0700, Art Deco wrote:

Pinku-Sensei wrote:

Warhol wrote:

Ha Ha Ha...

1. Characteristic tic from this poaster.

and from who have they stolen it... who wrote the source code...

2. Two phrases that required four readings in order to discover that
they are rhetorical questions.
3. Set-up for multiple k0oky k'lames justifying theft.

Those loony have already stolen enough money...

4. K0oky (or ignorant) disagreement between subject and all words
around it.
5. First k'lame justifying theft.

Must I remind
you, that all your Knowledge belongs to me...

6. Grandiose k'lame (Yeah, and all your base is belong to us, too). 7.
Delusional k'lame, too.
8. Set-up for yet another justification of theft.

because it was stolen
from my Moorish kingdom,

9-10. Delusional k'lames--knowledge stolen from Moors and Moorish kingdom
is Warhol's.
11. This last is a grandiose k'lame, too. 12. All k'lames are part of
justification for theft.

by bloody Pirates...

13. Fantastical k'lame.
14. K'lame at odds with accepted history--the best known pirates in the
area were the Barbary Pirates--fellow Moors--against whom the U.S. fought
the first police action ("To the shores of Tripoli" in the Marine Corps
Hymn). Now, why rant against your own people, Warhol?

amongst that knowledge
was even the source code for Turbo Pascal...

15. This is either yet another delusional k'lame or the most ridiculous
troll I've ever read. Either way, it gets credited as a k0oksign. 16.
Weird science (I never even typed this in an analysis of Guthball!)

I never have seen one
word written, that the first computer software was Moorish...

17. K'lame of persecution of group by accomplishment being ignored (psst,
maybe no one has written that because it isn't true.) 18. Yet another
weird science k'lame.

Ha Ha Ha

19. Characteristic tic of this poaster.

thief's kept their mouth closed for 400 years...

20. Yet more elaboration of fantasy.
21. Yet more justifcation of theft.
22. K0oky mangling of English language not covered by blanket assignment
of points at end of analysis.

and than they claimed
they have invented...

23. Conspiracy theory.
24. Yet more k0oky mangling of the English language not covered by
blanket assignment of points at end of analysis.

but in reality they are thieves them self...

25. Yet another justification for theft. 26. Still more k0oky mangling of
the English language.

and
have invented only stupid lies...

27. Characteristic lame by this poaster. 28. Projection, specifically a
PKB lame.

It's like that guy of Microsoft...

29. Even more k0oky mangling of the English language.

Bill...

30. Introduction of a strawman.

well he too was the brightest thief of all the Pirates...

31-32. Set-ups for conspiracy theory and yet another justification for
theft.
33. Characteristic lame by this poaster. 34. Projection.

How
many free source codes did he not steal from all kind of open BBS...
and patented it on his name...

35. Conspiracy theory.
36. Justification for theft.
37. Projection in the form of a PKB lame. 38. Mangling of the English
language in such a way that the sentence reads the opposite of what
Warhol intended.

None of the DOS commands were written by Bill... he only did what a
Warhol does... he cut and pasted his first OS... with what he found in
open BBS data bases...

39. Yet more strawman argument.
40. Justification for theft.
41. Identification with the powerful. 42. More conspiracy theory.
43. More mangling of the English language.

So don't come
here cry for the so called stealing from the author of the software...

44. More mangling of the English language. 45. More justification for
theft.

must I remind you too that Bill got paid by IBM for his first version
of win95... when they asked him for OS2...

46. K'lame that needs support, or else it becomes yet more conspiracy
theory.

and with the money he got
from IBM, he Cut and pasted Win95... and IBM was f-cked up...

47. Conspiracy theory (the cutting and pasting part). 48. More
justification for theft.

well
that was good because IBM had the original Moorish Software...

49. A return to the original weird science claim. 50. A return to the
original conspiracy theory. 51. More justification for theft.

because
they had stolen the knowledge from us, all the Knowledge belonged
before to My Family...

52. Contradiction--wasn't the knowledge stolen by pirates, not IBM? Or
is IBM part of the Freemasons, Rosacrucians, and Rothschilds? 53-54.
Delusional and grandiose k'lames about Moorish Software not only
belonging to the Moors, but to Warhol's family specifically.

and maybe you don't know it... but I belong to the Invincible Lion
family of the children of the Mesbah... rulers of the world since man
was created.... Rulers of Universes... and rulers of the underworlds...

0_o

55-58. Four escalating grandiose k'lames, one of genealogy, and three
about the power of his family.
59-61. The last three k'lames, at least, are delusional too.

Hi hi hi...

62. Verbal tic.

Anyway soon you have a new Operating
system for your computer... The warholian RedNoW Version 1*4*4 wrap
force OS...

63. Novel combination of words.
64. Mangled spelling.
65. Self-promotion.

That will be Day and Night with the current versions of OS-systems....

66. Grandiose k'lame.

my Future High speed OS will break all records of compressions...

67. Yet another grandiose k'lame.
68. More mangling of the English language.

everything shall be compressed to 1 BIT...

69. New weird science k'lame. Wow, two completely different weird
science k'lames in one poast! This is worthy of a VVF Weird Science
nomination.

Can you
Imaging, you can download a high definition movie, with only one file
of 1 bit... and decompressed in less than 1/1000 sec...

70. More mangling of the English language. 71. Utter ignorance of how
computers work.

Ha Ha Ha

72. Characteristic tic of this poaster.

you
guy don't know what a true operating system is...

73. Projection--neither does Warhol.

well wait for the
next release of WondeR RednoW...

74. Novel construction by this poaster. 75. More self-promotion.

and this not a joke...

76. Denial.

Gabriel the
Arc Angel is the Author...

77-78. Incredibly grandiose and delusional k'lame. 79. More creative
mangling of the English language.

Now for the points for the entire poast.

80. Rambling-no paragraph breaks in 391 words. 81-84. Four credits for
k0oky punctuation, one for each 100 words or part thereof.
85-88. Four credits for k0oky capitalization, one for each 100 words or
part thereof.
89-92. Four credits for general illucidity, one for each 100 words or
part thereof.

I counted 92 kooksigns in 391 words, which yields a KKI of 0.235. That's
up there, and even kookier than Tosser.

Yowza!

In honor of his high KKI score and his proposing two weird computer
science ideas in one poast, I nominate Warhol for the Victor Von
Frankenstein Weird Science Award.

Seconds?

No need to ask, Bruce. SECONDED!

Thirdedly seconded here too!


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