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Old January 28th 07, 02:16 AM posted to alt.astronomy
nightbat[_1_]
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nightbat wrote

Now those possible embarrassing moments are over, thanks
to the marvels of modern science. With smart chip technology no more
disrupted school classes, or running to the bathroom and missing
critical class notes or TV programs. You can enjoy those very special
dates free of worry or can't hold it accident. Those horrible silent but
deadly ones will be a thing of the past too, for now there's I-toot and
toot tone, the remarkable new advancement in human natural dynamics.
Wireless, long life battery, and so inexpensive, everyone can have one.
Stop blaming grandpa or the dog and free yourself from worry, get toot
tone and relax.

For Mature Adults Only See:
http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=887

ponder on,
the nightbat
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Old January 28th 07, 02:20 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Phineas T Puddleduck
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In article ,
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Now those possible embarrassing moments are over, thanks
to the marvels of modern science.



Unfortunately no they are not as you are still posting.

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Old January 28th 07, 02:49 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Now those possible embarrassing moments are over, thanks
to the marvels of modern science.



Unfortunately no they are not as you are still posting.


"What a maroon!"

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Old January 28th 07, 02:50 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default Advanced Toot Tone Technology Now Here

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Now those possible embarrassing moments are over, thanks
to the marvels of modern science. With smart chip technology no more
disrupted school classes, or running to the bathroom and missing
critical class notes or TV programs. You can enjoy those very special
dates free of worry or can't hold it accident. Those horrible silent but
deadly ones will be a thing of the past too, for now there's I-toot and
toot tone, the remarkable new advancement in human natural dynamics.
Wireless, long life battery, and so inexpensive, everyone can have one.
Stop blaming grandpa or the dog and free yourself from worry, get toot
tone and relax.

For Mature Adults Only See:
http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=887



And here I thought that you couldn't be any more lame than you already
are, frootbag.

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Old January 28th 07, 03:32 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Art Deco wrote:

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:


In article ,
nightbat wrote:


nightbat wrote

Now those possible embarrassing moments are over, thanks
to the marvels of modern science.


For Mature Adults Only See:
http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=887


Daffy Duck

Unfortunately no they are not as you are still posting.


Bart Devo

"What a maroon you are daffy, I could sure use one!"


nightbat

Sorry Sesame Street playtime clueless ones, those high tech
toot devices were not designed for sub mental life forms. You're on your
own so please stop with the hot air already. Melody tones are for the
dignified not ranting disbelieving quacky bird brains. I told you both,
no nano reusable underwear and now no human dynamic ring tones either
for any of you coffeeboys. Shoo, crawl or fly away!

dismissed,
the nightbat

"To err is human, to award cover it up, pure coffeeboy." -- nightbat
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Old January 28th 07, 05:40 AM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Art Deco wrote:

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:


In article ,
nightbat wrote:


nightbat wrote

Now those possible embarrassing moments are over, thanks
to the marvels of modern science.


For Mature Adults Only See:
http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=887


Daffy Duck

Unfortunately no they are not as you are still posting.


Bart Devo

"What a maroon you are daffy, I could sure use one!"


Another lame post edit.


nightbat

Sorry Sesame Street playtime clueless ones, those high tech
toot devices were not designed for sub mental life forms. You're on your


And now froup sneckage.

[lame frootbag drool flushed]

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Old January 28th 07, 01:04 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Phineas T Puddleduck
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Default Advanced Toot Tone Technology Now Here

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

Sorry Sesame Street playtime clueless ones, those high tech
toot devices were not designed for sub mental life forms. You're on your
own so please stop with the hot air already. Melody tones are for the
dignified not ranting disbelieving quacky bird brains. I told you both,
no nano reusable underwear and now no human dynamic ring tones either
for any of you coffeeboys. Shoo, crawl or fly away!



BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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Old January 28th 07, 04:03 PM posted to alt.astronomy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
Art Deco[_5_]
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Default Advanced Toot Tone Technology Now Here

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

Sorry Sesame Street playtime clueless ones, those high tech
toot devices were not designed for sub mental life forms. You're on your
own so please stop with the hot air already. Melody tones are for the
dignified not ranting disbelieving quacky bird brains. I told you both,
no nano reusable underwear and now no human dynamic ring tones either
for any of you coffeeboys. Shoo, crawl or fly away!



BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA


Unable to argue for or defend their nonsense ideas about space in a
rational fashion, the saucerheads are forced to gird themselves with
all manner of lames and logical fallacies.

And they have the temerity to call themselves "profound".

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