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Old January 8th 18, 02:39 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!
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Old January 8th 18, 05:23 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
...

Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the atmosphere
where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to take our spouses
and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the equivalent
as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few barrels of
suntan lotion with you ...

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Old January 8th 18, 06:13 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
...

Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the
atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to
take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the equivalent
as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few barrels of
suntan lotion with you ...









That's the one problem with ever establishing colonies on Mars, that NASA
never mentions.

The lack of a magnetic field means the solar winds ripped away the
atmosphere Mars may have had in the past.
And without that magnetic field, any atmosphere that might be produced,
would just bleed away to space again, faster than it could be created.

But that won't stop NASA from taking our tax dollars anyway, to fritter
away on a hopeless cause.
They did it once with Apollo, and got away with it,....so why shouldn't they
try it again.

Hey,....they can't build a base on the moon, but that's okay,....they will
just build one on Mars.
Now give 'em the trillions.


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Old January 8th 18, 07:04 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
...

Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the
atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to
take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the equivalent
as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few barrels of
suntan lotion with you ...




That's the one problem with ever establishing colonies on Mars, that NASA
never mentions.

The lack of a magnetic field means the solar winds ripped away the
atmosphere Mars may have had in the past.
And without that magnetic field, any atmosphere that might be produced,
would just bleed away to space again, faster than it could be created.

But that won't stop NASA from taking our tax dollars anyway, to fritter
away on a hopeless cause.
They did it once with Apollo, and got away with it,....so why shouldn't they
try it again.

Hey,....they can't build a base on the moon, but that's okay,....they will
just build one on Mars.
Now give 'em the trillions.


*** If there were an option box on my tax return as to how my tax money
is spent, I'd rather have NASA spend it on any Space exploration than giving
it to the deadbeats of this world, who thought that lighting a joint or
putting
correct English on a Q-ball formed the basis of their formative years.
We should go to Mars ... just don't fantasize about "settling" Mars, because
you'd spent the rest of your life underground. It would a an excellent
practice
run for extra Solar System exploration and a good way station for refueling
for such trips. I'm sure there'd be no shortage of volunteers to pull a 5
or
even 10 year stint for a deservedly hefty paycheck. I mean, right now we're
supplying the druggies with cell phones and free housing, EBT cards, so that
their fragile egos won't get hurt, because food stamps identify them as
Losers. I say blow it on NASA. At least a $800 toilet seat works ...
deadbeats
don't.

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Old January 8th 18, 07:28 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Mark Earnest[_2_]
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On Monday, January 8, 2018 at 12:14:04 PM UTC-6, Bast wrote:
Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message


Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the
atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to
take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the equivalent
as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few barrels of
suntan lotion with you ...









That's the one problem with ever establishing colonies on Mars, that NASA
never mentions.

The lack of a magnetic field means the solar winds ripped away the
atmosphere Mars may have had in the past.
And without that magnetic field, any atmosphere that might be produced,
would just bleed away to space again, faster than it could be created.

But that won't stop NASA from taking our tax dollars anyway, to fritter
away on a hopeless cause.
They did it once with Apollo, and got away with it,....so why shouldn't they
try it again.

Hey,....they can't build a base on the moon, but that's okay,....they will
just build one on Mars.
Now give 'em the trillions.



Keep out-thinking NASA and the System: their problem is that they all agree with each other. Every mistake keeps being repeated over and over. It is like dragging around a prisoner ball and chain.



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Old January 8th 18, 10:21 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Bast[_2_]
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Hägar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
...

Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the
atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to
take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the
equivalent as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few
barrels of suntan lotion with you ...




That's the one problem with ever establishing colonies on Mars, that
NASA never mentions.

The lack of a magnetic field means the solar winds ripped away the
atmosphere Mars may have had in the past.
And without that magnetic field, any atmosphere that might be produced,
would just bleed away to space again, faster than it could be created.

But that won't stop NASA from taking our tax dollars anyway, to fritter
away on a hopeless cause.
They did it once with Apollo, and got away with it,....so why shouldn't
they try it again.

Hey,....they can't build a base on the moon, but that's okay,....they
will just build one on Mars.
Now give 'em the trillions.


*** If there were an option box on my tax return as to how my tax money
is spent, I'd rather have NASA spend it on any Space exploration than
giving it to the deadbeats of this world, who thought that lighting a
joint or putting
correct English on a Q-ball formed the basis of their formative years.
We should go to Mars ... just don't fantasize about "settling" Mars,
because you'd spent the rest of your life underground. It would a an
excellent practice
run for extra Solar System exploration and a good way station for
refueling for such trips. I'm sure there'd be no shortage of
volunteers to pull a 5 or
even 10 year stint for a deservedly hefty paycheck. I mean, right now
we're supplying the druggies with cell phones and free housing, EBT
cards, so that their fragile egos won't get hurt, because food stamps
identify them as Losers. I say blow it on NASA. At least a $800 toilet
seat works ... deadbeats
don't.





I don't want to pay for EITHER.
That's why you still live in callyfornya, .....you are too dumb to realize
that only a political election is where you have to choose the lesser evil.

The smart people (and companies) just walked away from their California
properties, cut their losses, and never looked back.


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Old January 9th 18, 10:58 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Never going to happen.

Get real !
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Old January 9th 18, 09:05 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
...

Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the
atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to
take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the
equivalent as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few
barrels of suntan lotion with you ...




That's the one problem with ever establishing colonies on Mars, that
NASA never mentions.

The lack of a magnetic field means the solar winds ripped away the
atmosphere Mars may have had in the past.
And without that magnetic field, any atmosphere that might be produced,
would just bleed away to space again, faster than it could be created.

But that won't stop NASA from taking our tax dollars anyway, to fritter
away on a hopeless cause.
They did it once with Apollo, and got away with it,....so why shouldn't
they try it again.

Hey,....they can't build a base on the moon, but that's okay,....they
will just build one on Mars.
Now give 'em the trillions.


*** If there were an option box on my tax return as to how my tax money
is spent, I'd rather have NASA spend it on any Space exploration than
giving it to the deadbeats of this world, who thought that lighting a
joint or putting
correct English on a Q-ball formed the basis of their formative years.
We should go to Mars ... just don't fantasize about "settling" Mars,
because you'd spent the rest of your life underground. It would a an
excellent practice
run for extra Solar System exploration and a good way station for
refueling for such trips. I'm sure there'd be no shortage of
volunteers to pull a 5 or
even 10 year stint for a deservedly hefty paycheck. I mean, right now
we're supplying the druggies with cell phones and free housing, EBT
cards, so that their fragile egos won't get hurt, because food stamps
identify them as Losers. I say blow it on NASA. At least a $800 toilet
seat works ... deadbeats
don't.



I don't want to pay for EITHER.
That's why you still live in callyfornya, .....you are too dumb to realize
that only a political election is where you have to choose the lesser evil.

The smart people (and companies) just walked away from their California
properties, cut their losses, and never looked back.


*** the only thing that still keeps me here in that the once "Golden
State", which has completely lost its luster, but it is still the most
scenic
of all, is that as long as the Dems don't mess with Prop 13, which keeps
my property taxes to a 1% annual increase, I'm golden.
If that ever changes, I'm outa here. But there are grumblings on the
horizon, new gasoline taxes, failing dams, deteriorating roads, but all
the deadbeat Democrat voters on welfare and foodstamps and public
housing are doing very well. If you keep robbing Peter to pay Paul,
Paul will forever vote for you. But Peter's getting mighty ****ed ....

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Old January 9th 18, 10:42 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_4_]
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On Tuesday, January 9, 2018 at 1:05:56 PM UTC-8, Hägar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
...

Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the
atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to
take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the
equivalent as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few
barrels of suntan lotion with you ...




That's the one problem with ever establishing colonies on Mars, that
NASA never mentions.

The lack of a magnetic field means the solar winds ripped away the
atmosphere Mars may have had in the past.
And without that magnetic field, any atmosphere that might be produced,
would just bleed away to space again, faster than it could be created.

But that won't stop NASA from taking our tax dollars anyway, to fritter
away on a hopeless cause.
They did it once with Apollo, and got away with it,....so why shouldn't
they try it again.

Hey,....they can't build a base on the moon, but that's okay,....they
will just build one on Mars.
Now give 'em the trillions.


*** If there were an option box on my tax return as to how my tax money
is spent, I'd rather have NASA spend it on any Space exploration than
giving it to the deadbeats of this world, who thought that lighting a
joint or putting
correct English on a Q-ball formed the basis of their formative years.
We should go to Mars ... just don't fantasize about "settling" Mars,
because you'd spent the rest of your life underground. It would a an
excellent practice
run for extra Solar System exploration and a good way station for
refueling for such trips. I'm sure there'd be no shortage of
volunteers to pull a 5 or
even 10 year stint for a deservedly hefty paycheck. I mean, right now
we're supplying the druggies with cell phones and free housing, EBT
cards, so that their fragile egos won't get hurt, because food stamps
identify them as Losers. I say blow it on NASA. At least a $800 toilet
seat works ... deadbeats
don't.



I don't want to pay for EITHER.
That's why you still live in callyfornya, .....you are too dumb to realize
that only a political election is where you have to choose the lesser evil.

The smart people (and companies) just walked away from their California
properties, cut their losses, and never looked back.


*** the only thing that still keeps me here in that the once "Golden
State", which has completely lost its luster, but it is still the most
scenic
of all, is that as long as the Dems don't mess with Prop 13, which keeps
my property taxes to a 1% annual increase, I'm golden.
If that ever changes, I'm outa here. But there are grumblings on the
horizon, new gasoline taxes, failing dams, deteriorating roads, but all
the deadbeat Democrat voters on welfare and foodstamps and public
housing are doing very well. If you keep robbing Peter to pay Paul,
Paul will forever vote for you. But Peter's getting mighty ****ed ....



You can't beat Oregon for being scenic! Mount Hood, Columbia River Gorge, Multnomah Falls, etc. We have a 1% property tax limitation here too. And better yet, no sales tax!

Weed is now legal here too!

Double-A

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Old January 10th 18, 01:07 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Bast[_2_]
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Hägar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Bast" wrote in message news
Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
...

Get liquid water and oxygen from underground and pump it into the
atmosphere where it is supposed to be--and soon we have a resort to
take our spouses and kids to for the Summer!


*** since the magnetic field on Mars is almost non existing, good luck
with getting a suntan on your Martian vacation. It'll be the
equivalent as getting a tan in your microwave oven ... so, take a few
barrels of suntan lotion with you ...




That's the one problem with ever establishing colonies on Mars, that
NASA never mentions.

The lack of a magnetic field means the solar winds ripped away the
atmosphere Mars may have had in the past.
And without that magnetic field, any atmosphere that might be produced,
would just bleed away to space again, faster than it could be created.

But that won't stop NASA from taking our tax dollars anyway, to
fritter away on a hopeless cause.
They did it once with Apollo, and got away with it,....so why shouldn't
they try it again.

Hey,....they can't build a base on the moon, but that's okay,....they
will just build one on Mars.
Now give 'em the trillions.


*** If there were an option box on my tax return as to how my tax money
is spent, I'd rather have NASA spend it on any Space exploration than
giving it to the deadbeats of this world, who thought that lighting a
joint or putting
correct English on a Q-ball formed the basis of their formative years.
We should go to Mars ... just don't fantasize about "settling" Mars,
because you'd spent the rest of your life underground. It would a an
excellent practice
run for extra Solar System exploration and a good way station for
refueling for such trips. I'm sure there'd be no shortage of
volunteers to pull a 5 or
even 10 year stint for a deservedly hefty paycheck. I mean, right now
we're supplying the druggies with cell phones and free housing, EBT
cards, so that their fragile egos won't get hurt, because food stamps
identify them as Losers. I say blow it on NASA. At least a $800 toilet
seat works ... deadbeats
don't.



I don't want to pay for EITHER.
That's why you still live in callyfornya, .....you are too dumb to
realize that only a political election is where you have to choose the
lesser evil.
The smart people (and companies) just walked away from their California
properties, cut their losses, and never looked back.


*** the only thing that still keeps me here in that the once "Golden
State", which has completely lost its luster, but it is still the most
scenic
of all, is that as long as the Dems don't mess with Prop 13, which keeps
my property taxes to a 1% annual increase, I'm golden.
If that ever changes, I'm outa here. But there are grumblings on the
horizon, new gasoline taxes, failing dams, deteriorating roads, but all
the deadbeat Democrat voters on welfare and foodstamps and public
housing are doing very well. If you keep robbing Peter to pay Paul,
Paul will forever vote for you. But Peter's getting mighty ****ed ....







By the time you hear that taxes willl go higher than the space station.
Your property values won't be worth the price of a spare trailer tire.
As everyone else will be selling as well

You may actually wish at that point that your home WAS a double wide, and
you could just tow it to a new state.

HEY,.....just wait until OPRAH becomes president in 2020.
ROTFLMAO


 




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