Bizarre holes on the Moon

Discovered by Astronomers, these holes appear to
lead to underground tunnels:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/astronome...205251966.html

Rumor has it that the tunnels are full of free cell phones,
EBT cards and unlimited amounts of free healthcare.
The scientists are attempting to keep these facts as a
secret from the Democrats, fearing a mass migration
of the "Feel the Bern" crowd to these lunar freebees.

On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 11:22:14 AM UTC-6, Hägar wrote:
Discovered by Astronomers, these holes appear to
lead to underground tunnels:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/astronome...n-might-reveal

Rumor has it that the tunnels are full of free cell phones,
EBT cards and unlimited amounts of free healthcare.
The scientists are attempting to keep these facts as a
secret from the Democrats, fearing a mass migration
of the "Feel the Bern" crowd to these lunar freebees.

Those are lava tunnels where we may live one day to be protected from cosmic rays and meteorites.

"Mark Earnest" wrote in message
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On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 11:22:14 AM UTC-6, Hägar wrote:
Discovered by Astronomers, these holes appear to
lead to underground tunnels:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/astronome...n-might-reveal

Rumor has it that the tunnels are full of free cell phones,
EBT cards and unlimited amounts of free healthcare.
The scientists are attempting to keep these facts as a
secret from the Democrats, fearing a mass migration
of the "Feel the Bern" crowd to these lunar freebees.

Those are lava tunnels where we may live one day to be protected from cosmic
rays and meteorites.


*** I was hoping it would be more of a permanent residency for
Left Wing Liberals and Democrats. Imagine, all of them 250K
miles from Earth, underground and thus invisible and totally
silent to the rest of us ... just a thought ...

On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 12:19:02 PM UTC-6, Hägar wrote:
"Mark Earnest" wrote in message


On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 11:22:14 AM UTC-6, Hägar wrote:
Discovered by Astronomers, these holes appear to
lead to underground tunnels:

might-reveal

Rumor has it that the tunnels are full of free cell phones,
EBT cards and unlimited amounts of free healthcare.
The scientists are attempting to keep these facts as a
secret from the Democrats, fearing a mass migration
of the "Feel the Bern" crowd to these lunar freebees.

Those are lava tunnels where we may live one day to be protected from cosmic
rays and meteorites.


*** I was hoping it would be more of a permanent residency for
Left Wing Liberals and Democrats. Imagine, all of them 250K
miles from Earth, underground and thus invisible and totally
silent to the rest of us ... just a thought ...

Put all the Democrats Republicans and Independents on a spacecraft and ship them to Andromeda. They may learn something.

On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 9:22:14 AM UTC-8, Hägar wrote:
Discovered by Astronomers, these holes appear to
lead to underground tunnels:


that is where large dark holes lead too. #lolz

On Tuesday, January 16, 2018 at 7:48:45 PM UTC-8, Arc Michael wrote:
On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 9:22:14 AM UTC-8, Hägar wrote:
Discovered by Astronomers, these holes appear to
lead to underground tunnels:


that is where large dark holes lead too. #lolz

Glad to hear we now can see underground.Aliens live in these tunnels.I saw them on You Tube yesterday.They are very skinny.They need a Jewish mother.Good meal of chicken soup,and Lox,cream cheese on a bagel for starters.Pot roast main course.Bert

"Herbert Glazier" wrote in message
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On Tuesday, January 16, 2018 at 7:48:45 PM UTC-8, Arc Michael wrote:
On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 9:22:14 AM UTC-8, Hägar wrote:
Discovered by Astronomers, these holes appear to
lead to underground tunnels:


that is where large dark holes lead too. #lolz

"Glad to hear we now can see underground.Aliens live in these tunnels.I saw
them on You Tube yesterday.They are very skinny.They need a Jewish
mother.Good meal of chicken soup,and Lox,cream cheese on a bagel for
starters.Pot roast main course" says Bert who pimps himself as a "proud Jew
with an IQ of 122"...

hmmm... snicker.. ahahahAHAHA... ROTFLMAO