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UNIQUE SUICIDE -- WILL WONDERS EVER CEASE?
====================== HOT OFF THE WIRE ====================== WASHINGTON, D.C (UPL) -- Hundreds of tourists waiting in line for the Smithsonian to open this morning were greeted with a gruesome sight, the smothering suicide of one of the Institution evolutionists. "It was ugly, real ugly," said a vendor selling Smithsonian T-shirts. "First he took off all his clothes, then pulled out a large jar of Vasoline and -- Poof! -- the next thing I knew, his head was gone." http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/ http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TightFit.jpg At first, everyone in the crowd -- men, women and a busload of kiddies from a school in Shenandoah, Pa. -- assumed the victim was David Iain Greig ;longtime moderator of the evolutionist-leaning talk.origins news group. Still others thought it was radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh or possibly even Fox News know-it-all Bill O'Reilly, but they were mistaken. One person, in fact, thought the gorgeous legs belonged to George Bush but police said it was impossible because the President had returned to Alabania trying to get his gold Rolodex watch back. MORE MORE MORE ============================== WHY EVOLUTIONISTS ARE DYING LIKE FLIES TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION (Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins) http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanSkull.JPG http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...sOldasCoal.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...iscoveries.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...oreFossils.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...HumanBrain.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...estResults.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/F...OldestTool.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG ===================== U.S. NATIONAL NEWS SITES ABC News Arizona Republic, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Baltimore Sun Boston Globe CBS News CNN Chicago Sun-Times Chicago Tribune Christian Science Monitor Cincinnati Enquirer Cincinnati Post Cleveland Plain Dealer Dallas Morning News Denver Post Detroit Free Press Detroit News Florida Times-Union Fox News Ft. Worth Star-Telegram Hartford Courant Honolulu Star Bulletin Houston Chronicle Indianapolis Star and News International Herald Tribune Kansas City Star Las Vegas Sun Los Angeles Times MSNBC News Miami Herald Milwaukee-Journal Sentinel Minneapolis-St. Paul Pioneer Press Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune New Jersey Online New York Daily News New York Newsday New York Post New York Times NPR Online Orlando Sentinel Oregonian, The Philadelphia Inquirer, The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Pittsburgh Tribune-Review Providence Journal Rochester Democrat & Chronicle Rocky Mountain News Sacramento Bee Salt Lake City Deseret News Salt Lake City Tribune San Antonio Express-News San Diego Union-Tribune San Francisco Chronicle San Francisco Examiner San Jose Mercury News Seattle Times South Florida Sun-Sentinel St. Louis Post St. Petersburg Times Syracuse Post-Standard Tampa Tribune USA Today Virginian-Pilot, The Wall Street Journal Washington Post Washington Times WORLDWIDE NEWS SITES Age, The (Melbourne) Asahi (Japan) BBC News Bahrain Tribune CNN - World News Canadian Online Explorer China Daily Hong Kong Standard International Herald Tribune Irish Times Japan Times Jerusalem Post Johannesburg Star Korea Herald Le Monde (French) London Telegraph London Times MSNBC Interactive - NBC and Microsoft worldwide news PlanetSun - Canada Russia Today St. Petersburg Times (Russia) S. China Morn. Post Times of India Toronto Star USA Today World Please keep all responses brief. We sure don't want Cyberspace to go the route of our clean air and water. |
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UNIQUE SUICIDE -- WILL WONDERS EVER CEASE?
Ed Conrad (or somebody else of the same name) wrote thusly in message
: the President had returned to Alabania trying to get his gold Rolodex watch back. The question isn't "who's got his finger on the nuclear button now?" so much as "who's got the nuclear button now?" -- ΞΎ Proud to be curly Interchange the alphabetic letter groups to reply |
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