The solution is... Rhonda Lea does Mezei

Rhonda Lea Kirk wrote:

Away from you?

Awww...who's gonna take care of yer lonely nipples when they get engorged?

Okay, I'll be serious. I spent three happy years away from
usenet. Why did I come back? Well, you do know the story, so
I won't repeat it here. But in spite of your little barb up
above, my brain gels just fine, and I see the problem. I
don't want to be a part of it. I've got better things to do.

You sure do seem to make every effort to make yourself part of the problem.
Your words and your actions seem to be in opposition.

At the moment, I've some loose ends to tie up, some mistakes
to fix, but on August 16, I'm gone. Turn out the light,
babe. I won't be back.

Uh huh. And every time I look in the newsgroups there will be a post from
you, correcting others and trying to set the world straight, in typical
Rhonda style.

Actually, I guess my destination puts me closer to you, but
it won't matter.

You sound despondent, like someone going to a psychiatric institution.
Like you plan to spend the rest of your life looking out the window.

Take care of yourself, boy toy. You may be the most
clear-cut sociopath I've ever run across, but you do have a
certain charm.

rl

You take care of yourself too. You may be an insufferable shrew, and have
an uncontrolable habit of sticking your nose in everybody else's business,
and go where you're not called, and give unsolicited advice, especially to
idiots like Alan, and have a need to constantly lecture others, but I'm
sure I'll miss your sassy ass every now and then. But of course, I'll
never have long to wait, since you always come back. Even though you
"don't care."