My Latest Crank.net Nomination

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Wonderful stuff :-)

Just need a new keyboard now.

SteveM

John Beaderstadt wrote:

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Ay-yep . . . second the nomination. Previous question? Second? Okay,
let's take the vote now . . .

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Herb Schaltegger wrote:


Ay-yep . . . second the nomination. Previous question? Second? Okay,
let's take the vote now . . .


I've actually bookmarked the thing so that I can study the nuances of
its looniness at leisure.

Pat

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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I've actually bookmarked the thing so that I can study the nuances of
its looniness at leisure.

I thought it was something you did when you were off your meds.

This outdoes even Brad Guth.

Scott Hedrick wrote:
"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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I've actually bookmarked the thing so that I can study the nuances of
its looniness at leisure.


I thought it was something you did when you were off your meds.

I have my suspicions that Pat does his most creative stuff while on his
meds.


This outdoes even Brad Guth.




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Hop David wrote:


I've actually bookmarked the thing so that I can study the nuances of
its looniness at leisure.



I thought it was something you did when you were off your meds.


I have my suspicions that Pat does his most creative stuff while on
his meds.


Well, if "meds" include beer you might be onto something there...I went
back and looked at that site in more detail; and for the life of me, I
can't figure out where the thing is coming from. In most cases you have
one crazy idea and a bunch of "evidence" to back up your claim...but
this one seems to bounce all over the place, and contradicts its own
statements in the following paragraph. What the hell is one to make of
something like this?:
" The Earths Moon is 1/100 th the size of Earth. The Apollo Astronauts
could jump 10 ft in the air with cumbersome space suits. Therefore, we
can assume that the graviton to size ratio exists in spatial bodies. We
see things get sucked into Jupiter all the time.

How does Mars fit into this equation? Any astronomer will tell you that
Mars is about 50,000 times the size of Earth. A scientist can calculate
the graviton with a complex calculation as follows.

A Scientist would say, “What is the issue?”
The issue is “How does graviton relate to volume and mass in space?”
We can use calculations from the Moon & Earth. Simply put, Mars has
Graviton of 10.68 times that of Earth. Simply put, Humans would last
only a few minutes at most on Mars. So why didn't the Mars probe crash
into the surface? The Mars probe was given a break in that the Martian
atmosphere is 81% Helium and 17% Nitrogen. The parachutes did little to
slow the crafts decent, however, the craft was surrounded by balloons
that inflated with Air from Earth. Air is much lighter than Helium. This
created enough lift to slow the decent. The heavy graviton explains why
those strong robots could not endure some of those 3-4” material rocks
as seen on camera from the Mars Lander Station."


This outdoes even Brad Guth.


But I do so miss the giant hydrogen peroxide powered dirigible....no
doubt it was filled with air, which is lighter than Helium.
If only the designers of the Hindenburg had know that...

Pat

Am Tue, 20 Jan 2004 04:45:06 -0500 schrieb John Beaderstadt:

http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html

This *must* be made up by someone who wants us to believe there are cooks
like that ... But then, Brad Guth seems to be real, too.

Hell, after reading a few pages, I really need to reset my brains.

Hans-Joachim

Hans-Joachim Widmaier wrote:

Am Tue, 20 Jan 2004 04:45:06 -0500 schrieb John Beaderstadt:


http://www.user.dccnet.com/vtrade/HomePage.html


This *must* be made up by someone who wants us to believe there are cooks
like that ... But then, Brad Guth seems to be real, too.

Hell, after reading a few pages, I really need to reset my brains.

Hans-Joachim

A worthy contender, indeed.

Brett

Hans-Joachim Widmaier wrote:

Hell, after reading a few pages, I really need to reset my brains.



It makes Emanuel Swedenborg's writings on planets look rational.

Pat