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On Nov 11, 6:22*pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote: On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote: Double-A wrote: It is finally Election Day. *The ballots have been stuffed, the voting machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly reprogrammed. *The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder hand help you make the "right" choice. *Republicans have been reminded to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to vote is Nov. 5th. *So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. *The Supreme Court is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win! Did you vote? -- ah No, ah. *Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote. Why does your address move around? Would chains help? -- ah The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would be good enough. Double-A |
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"Double-A" wrote in message...
... The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would be good enough. Double-A Damn, boy! You just made me spit coffee all over me bleedin' brand new screen! God'll get you for that! g happy days and... starry starry nights! -- Indelibly yours, Paine Ellsworth P.S.: "Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." Horace Mann P.P.S.: http://yummycake.secretsgolden.com http://garden-of-ebooks.blogspot.com http://painellsworth.net |
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On Nov 13, 11:31*am, "Painius" wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message... ... The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. *I'll bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would be good enough. Double-A Damn, boy! *You just made me spit coffee all over me bleedin' brand new screen! *God'll get you for that! *g happy days and... * *starry starry nights! -- Indelibly yours, Paine Ellsworth Just calm down now. Double-A |
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Double-A wrote:
On Nov 11, 6:22 pm, ah wrote: Double-A wrote: On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote: Double-A wrote: It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win! Did you vote? -- ah No, ah. Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote. Why does your address move around? Would chains help? -- ah The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would be good enough. You got an iPhone, of sumpin? -- ah |
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Ah Election over I have notice cars flying the Confederate flag,and
some houses. Black bigotry is alive and well in Central Florida. Charlie Crist and the good old boys will see to it TreBert |
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On Nov 14, 11:48*pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote: On Nov 11, 6:22 pm, ah wrote: Double-A wrote: On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote: Double-A wrote: It is finally Election Day. *The ballots have been stuffed, the voting machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly reprogrammed. *The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder hand help you make the "right" choice. *Republicans have been reminded to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to vote is Nov. 5th. *So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. *The Supreme Court is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win! Did you vote? -- ah No, ah. *Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote. Why does your address move around? Would chains help? -- ah The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. *I'll bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would be good enough. You got an iPhone, of sumpin? -- ah Got a Motorola prepaid TracFone. And now, thanks to oc, a Toshiba Satellite widescreen laptop! Am using Safeway's free unlimited access wireless wi-fi Internet access. Thanks oc and Safeway! Double-A |
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On Nov 15, 9:58*am, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Ah *Election over I have notice cars flying the Confederate flag,and some houses. Black bigotry is alive and well in Central Florida. Charlie Crist and the good old boys will see to it *TreBert I heard last night that Obama has received more threats than any previous President-elect. Central Florida is "Buba country", right? I hear Obama has interviewed Hillary for Secretary of State. Not smart, Obama! Isn't that position only fourth in succession to the Presidency? Didn't he ever watch Shakespeare's "Richard III"? I liked the old film version with Basil Rathbone as Richard and Boris Karloff as his sidekick and henchman, who helped him murder his way to the top! Oh no! I just checked, and Robert Byrd, the old Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan, as President Pro Tempore of the Senate, is third to the Presidency! Watch your back, Obama! Watch your back! Double-A |
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Double A Been told by every one that knows my Osceola sheriff Bob
Hansel threatened my life and I should not take it lightly. I give that advice to Obama. I feel the republican Godfather has rearranged Obama future. If he does get killed with Biden in the first week in January it begs the question will Hillary being the choice of Secretary of State be president? Tricky since none have been sworn in. January 20th gives the Godfather plenty of time. He saved a lot of money on TV adds. Why should he spend big money when he can create future spacetime events. TreBert |
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On Nov 15, 2:05*pm, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Double A *Been told by every one that knows my Osceola sheriff Bob Hansel threatened my life and I should not take it lightly. *I give that advice to Obama. I feel the republican Godfather has rearranged Obama future. *If he does get killed with Biden in the first week in January it begs the question will Hillary being the choice of Secretary of State be president? * * * *Tricky since none have been sworn in. *January 20th gives the Godfather plenty of time. *He saved a lot of money on TV adds.. Why should he spend big money when he can create future spacetime events. * *TreBert I don't think any President would want Hillary as his VP. He might find the tail wagging the dog! Double-A |
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Ah Election over I have notice cars flying the Confederate flag,and some houses. Black bigotry is alive and well in Central Florida. Charlie Crist and the good old boys will see to it TreBert It's only to be expected. When the dollar devalues to 1 cent, we'll see all that stuff taper-off. -- ah |
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