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  #21  
Old November 12th 08, 11:04 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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Default Election Day!

On Nov 11, 6:22*pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. *The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. *The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. *Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. *So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. *The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
--
ah


No, ah. *Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people
without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote.


Why does your address move around?

Would chains help?
--
ah



The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.

Double-A



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  #22  
Old November 13th 08, 08:31 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Election Day!

"Double-A" wrote in message...
...

The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.

Double-A


Damn, boy! You just made me spit coffee all over me
bleedin' brand new screen! God'll get you for that! g

happy days and...
starry starry nights!

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Indelibly yours,
Paine Ellsworth

P.S.: "Be ashamed to die until you have won some
victory for humanity."
Horace Mann


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  #23  
Old November 13th 08, 09:52 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Nov 13, 11:31*am, "Painius" wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message...

...



The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. *I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.


Double-A


Damn, boy! *You just made me spit coffee all over me
bleedin' brand new screen! *God'll get you for that! *g

happy days and...
* *starry starry nights!

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine Ellsworth



Just calm down now.

Double-A


  #24  
Old November 15th 08, 08:48 AM posted to alt.astronomy
ah
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Default Election Day!

Double-A wrote:
On Nov 11, 6:22 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
--
ah


No, ah. Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people
without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote.


Why does your address move around?

Would chains help?
--
ah



The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.


You got an iPhone, of sumpin?
--
ah
  #25  
Old November 15th 08, 06:58 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Ah Election over I have notice cars flying the Confederate flag,and
some houses. Black bigotry is alive and well in Central Florida.
Charlie Crist and the good old boys will see to it TreBert

  #26  
Old November 15th 08, 09:05 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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Default Election Day!

On Nov 14, 11:48*pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 11, 6:22 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. *The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. *The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. *Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. *So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. *The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
--
ah


No, ah. *Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people
without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote.


Why does your address move around?


Would chains help?
--
ah


The government won't recognize my park bench as my residence, and it
won't recognize my postal box as a residential address either. *I'll
bet where you live, anywhere a camel stops and a tent is pitched would
be good enough.


You got an iPhone, of sumpin?
--
ah



Got a Motorola prepaid TracFone. And now, thanks to oc, a Toshiba
Satellite widescreen laptop! Am using Safeway's free unlimited access
wireless wi-fi Internet access. Thanks oc and Safeway!

Double-A

  #27  
Old November 15th 08, 09:26 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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Default Election Day!

On Nov 15, 9:58*am, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Ah *Election over I have notice cars flying the Confederate flag,and
some houses. Black bigotry is alive and well in Central Florida.
Charlie Crist and the good old boys will see to it *TreBert



I heard last night that Obama has received more threats than any
previous President-elect. Central Florida is "Buba country", right?
I hear Obama has interviewed Hillary for Secretary of State. Not
smart, Obama! Isn't that position only fourth in succession to the
Presidency? Didn't he ever watch Shakespeare's "Richard III"? I
liked the old film version with Basil Rathbone as Richard and Boris
Karloff as his sidekick and henchman, who helped him murder his way to
the top!

Oh no! I just checked, and Robert Byrd, the old Exalted Cyclops of
the Ku Klux Klan, as President Pro Tempore of the Senate, is third to
the Presidency! Watch your back, Obama! Watch your back!

Double-A



  #28  
Old November 15th 08, 11:05 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Double A Been told by every one that knows my Osceola sheriff Bob
Hansel threatened my life and I should not take it lightly. I give that
advice to Obama. I feel the republican Godfather has rearranged Obama
future. If he does get killed with Biden in the first week in January
it begs the question will Hillary being the choice of Secretary of State
be president? Tricky since none have been sworn in. January 20th
gives the Godfather plenty of time. He saved a lot of money on TV adds.
Why should he spend big money when he can create future spacetime
events. TreBert

  #29  
Old November 15th 08, 11:44 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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Default Election Day!

On Nov 15, 2:05*pm, (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
Double A *Been told by every one that knows my Osceola sheriff Bob
Hansel threatened my life and I should not take it lightly. *I give that
advice to Obama. I feel the republican Godfather has rearranged Obama
future. *If he does get killed with Biden in the first week in January
it begs the question will Hillary being the choice of Secretary of State
be president? * * * *Tricky since none have been sworn in. *January 20th
gives the Godfather plenty of time. *He saved a lot of money on TV adds..
Why should he spend big money when he can create future spacetime
events. * *TreBert



I don't think any President would want Hillary as his VP. He might
find the tail wagging the dog!

Double-A

  #30  
Old November 16th 08, 01:42 AM posted to alt.astronomy
ah
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G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Ah Election over I have notice cars flying the Confederate flag,and
some houses. Black bigotry is alive and well in Central Florida.
Charlie Crist and the good old boys will see to it TreBert


It's only to be expected.

When the dollar devalues to 1 cent, we'll see all that stuff taper-off.
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ah
 




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