TMZ EXCLUSIVE -- New Chaplain of The Ed Conrad Fan Club

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WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Father
Guido Sarducci, a holy man if
there ever was one, has been
appointed chaplain of the Ed
Conrad
Fan Club.

Sarducci will lead the club's
three members in prayer at the
start of all meetings held in the
telephone booth at Wallgreen's.

A veteran of Saturday Night
Live before he was given the boot
and entered the seminary, Sarducci
usually sneaks in a few jokes during
his sermons to ease the tension.

Here he is shown telling the
hilarious story of how he went
fishing and this BIG ONE got away.

http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif

Sarducci replaces the former
chaplain whose prayers unfortunately
weren't working.

When asked how he feels about
his new job, The Holy Man told
TMZ: "That's-a nice!"

The Ed Conrad Fan Club was formed
to pay tribute to the man -- known
as Bumble Brain in most scientific
circles -- who has given us a pair
of phenomenal truths.

Unfortunately, so far they have
been rejected because of mankind's
stupidity, not to mention the
great job of brainwashing by the
Scoundrels of Science.

Bumble Brain's two discoveries a

MAN -- AND SOME WOMEN -- AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com

and

YOU'LL NEVER BE AS DEAD AS A DOOR-NAIL
http://www.edconrad.org

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BLACKBALLED FROM MEMBERSHIP
IN THE ED CONRAD FAN CLUB

(They Better Not Even Apply)

American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison

Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology

UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society

INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists