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ED CONRAD ADDS ANOTHER CONVERT
Georgie ) wrote: Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed under my Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope. Ed Conrad's grateful response: Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing,except I think I'm also seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings from a giant prehistoric scorpion. http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope also cost $32.50 and was imported from Taiwan? Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos being beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out for myself. ========================= Mark Steese ) responded: All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's actually managed to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough to almost be believable as a real post from lovable, furry old Ed. It's a little too obvious but it's still great, especially the total non-sequitur shift to the Hubble in the last paragraph. Keep up the good work! ============================== HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER (Discovered Between Anthracite Coal Veins) http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH AND SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg ============================== WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe. Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub gently with Viagra). THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM "Oh, the Humanity" http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?...472383101&p=61 ED CONRAD'S OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND 911 CONSPIRACY http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...owse_thread/th... +conrad#3c33009a486b1b70 "GOOD GOD!" Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again! http://www.edconrad.org JFK ASSASSINATION http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY02Qkuc_f8 http://mcadams.posc.mu.edu/altgens2.jpg CORRUPT GOSPELS http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm http://www.tjresearch.info/ EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS http://www.billymeier.com/ CANCER CURE COVER-UP http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...e82dea4a938b35 THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mouUUWpEec0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9XBAxdKVRE THE BEST GHOST PHOTOS EVER TAKEN http://paranormal.about.com/od/ghost...-Ghost-Photos/ ====================== |
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